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7 hours ago, Updawg said:


It’s a carnival

What they needed to do was put it in H. 

Good result is good. But it feels like there's something they aren't telling us.

A very anticlimactic ending, while is a rare and extremely pleasant surprise. Which... I guess makes it climatic? Dammit. 

Glad she's safe, I remain curious about the specific details.

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Good result is good. But it feels like there's something they aren't telling us.

Yeah. "There's more to the story"

9 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Good result is good. But it feels like there's something they aren't telling us.

People get involved in bad relationships.   They don't always end up with this kind of thing happening but we probably all know someone who dated manipulators, hot heads and/or liars.  She looks to be a classic case too...  Married/had kids pretty young and when that relationship ended, she was looking for some fun.   Bad boys are fun.  Until their not.  

Bad boys don't always end up on a cross country road trip in a Kia with their girlfriend.   But they do get a whole lot of women to fall in love/lust/like with them.  

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Where did you her that update

Here's a release from KHOU https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/missing/missing-woman-austin-colorado-astros-pitcher/285-11d3c0a7-3583-4be8-8edb-7070dc65d879

Police in Klamath Falls, Oregon, said the two were driving through the town when officers identified the vehicle as stolen and pulled them around 12:37 a.m. Tuesday. Officers arrested Guidry on his outstanding warrant. They said Brenna showed no signs of injury or trauma.

Before Tuesday, Austin police said Brenna, 29, had last been seen at 10:20 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 22, at Poodies Hilltop Bar in Spicewood, Texas. Police said she was with Guidry.

 

 

Where did you her that update

I didn’t hear it. I read it on KSAT, KWTX, and KHOU most notably amongst others
1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

Here's a release from KHOU https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/missing/missing-woman-austin-colorado-astros-pitcher/285-11d3c0a7-3583-4be8-8edb-7070dc65d879

Police in Klamath Falls, Oregon, said the two were driving through the town when officers identified the vehicle as stolen and pulled them around 12:37 a.m. Tuesday. Officers arrested Guidry on his outstanding warrant. They said Brenna showed no signs of injury or trauma.

Before Tuesday, Austin police said Brenna, 29, had last been seen at 10:20 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 22, at Poodies Hilltop Bar in Spicewood, Texas. Police said she was with Guidry.

 

 

I'm surprised that it took this long to find the vehicle. That thing is unique in its fugliness.

23 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

From autistic parenting to station wagons, this thread really sucked.

Thank you for your letter. We'll file your greivance with the league office. 

  • immamac changed the title to [Found Safe] Greg Swindell’s Daughter went missing

I played Oregon Trail on the Switch for a few hours yesterday so this hits close to home. 

No mention on the condition of the family truckster?  

 

 

 

In all seriousness, best possible outcome, glad to hear it.  

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

I played Oregon Trail on the Switch for a few hours yesterday so this hits close to home. 

I bet your wagon was cooler than their ugly wagon.

 

18 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Here's a release from KHOU https://www.khou.com/article/news/local/missing/missing-woman-austin-colorado-astros-pitcher/285-11d3c0a7-3583-4be8-8edb-7070dc65d879

Police in Klamath Falls, Oregon, said the two were driving through the town when officers identified the vehicle as stolen and pulled them around 12:37 a.m. Tuesday. Officers arrested Guidry on his outstanding warrant. They said Brenna showed no signs of injury or trauma.

Before Tuesday, Austin police said Brenna, 29, had last been seen at 10:20 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 22, at Poodies Hilltop Bar in Spicewood, Texas. Police said she was with Guidry.

 

 

They made pretty good time.

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I bet your wagon was cooler than their ugly wagon.

Lots of axle issues. 

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Lots of axle issues. 

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6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

They made pretty good time.

Austin to Klamath Falls is 30 hours of driving.   They were last seen on Thursday night and were pulled over this morning at 12:30 am.  That's Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday to be driving.   7.5 hours a day is good time?  

My dad and I drove from Houston to Salem, OR (35 driving hours) in 1986 and we did the outbound leg in about 40 hours.  Granted, that about killed us so we took longer on the way back but 30 hours of driving in 4 days is nothing.  

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Just now, Macanudo said:

Austin to Klamath Falls is 30 hours of driving.   They were last seen on Thursday night and were pulled over this morning at 12:30 am.  That's Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday to be driving.   7.5 hours a day is good time?  

My dad and I drove from Houston to Salem, OR (35 driving hours) in 1986 and we did the outbound leg in about 40 hours.  Granted, that about killed us so we took longer on the way back but 30 hours of driving in 4 days is nothing.  

You're not accounting for the dysentery. 

Just now, NorthLoop said:

You're not accounting for the dysentery. 

But did you die?

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

My dad and I drove from Houston to Salem, OR (35 driving hours) in 1986 and we did the outbound leg in about 40 hours. 

Who fucking cares. 

17 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Most of us are thinking the same thing:

That its a miracle she didn't turn up in Town Lake?

18 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Who fucking cares. 

I did Killeen to Seattle in 4 days, and I didn’t go through Denver because it was  December so I went over on 10 and all the way up 5. Impressed?

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52 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I'm surprised that it took this long to find the vehicle. That thing is unique in its fugliness.

there are a crapload of them in the wild. they're cheap for minivans.

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32 minutes ago, Goredho said:

That its a miracle she didn't turn up in Town Lake?

 

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

People get involved in bad relationships.   They don't always end up with this kind of thing happening but we probably all know someone who dated manipulators, hot heads and/or liars.  She looks to be a classic case too...  Married/had kids pretty young and when that relationship ended, she was looking for some fun.   Bad boys are fun.  Until their not.  

Bad boys don't always end up on a cross country road trip in a Kia with their girlfriend.   But they do get a whole lot of women to fall in love/lust/like with them.  

I mean, she is pretty damn good lookin and that 'Bad Boy' looks like a poster child for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and shame.   Sounds like she has no self-appreciation and enjoys the drugs made in mobile homes.  

52 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Lots of axle issues. 

Its pronounced ass·hole, and yeah, dysentery is no joke

1 hour ago, boilerhorn said:

Before Tuesday, Austin police said Brenna, 29, had last been seen at 10:20 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 22, at Poodies Hilltop Bar in Spicewood, Texas. Police said she was with Guidry.

 

 

Figures.  Nothing good happens at Poodies after 10:15. 

These two may be stupid, but her parents do sound insufferable.  I would want to get away from them too.

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1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

Good result is good. But it feels like there's something they aren't telling us.

Yep, not a single fucking mention of what happened to the antique MacGregor putter.

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Was she under duress? If she did any of this voluntarily then fuck her and I hope the state takes the kids

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when you are busy motor-boating and then happen to look down.

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Only 5 pages before the mystery was solved. What a let down.

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

5 pages

I've seen missed FGs generate more posts

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Only 5 pages before the mystery was solved. What a let down.

The closest Surly has come to solving a mystery was hotel carpet/curtains in the Urban Meyer thread. That was our peak. It’s all downhill jumping the shark shit from here on out. 

So, she wasn't really missing? Otherwise the boyfriend would've been arrested for something other than outstanding warrants.

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Head west and send for the kids later. Trailblazers

Just now, CooterBrown said:

So, she wasn't really missing? Otherwise the boyfriend would've been arrested for something other than outstanding warrants.

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Not necessarily. Sometimes it's just quicker to arrest for that and charge for other stuff later.

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

The closest Surly has come to solving a mystery was hotel carpet/curtains in the Urban Meyer thread. That was our peak. It’s all downhill jumping the shark shit from here on out. 

It will peak again when you....errrr...the Rainey Street killer gets caught.

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

It will peak again when you....errrr...the Rainey Street killer gets caught.

 

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Bullshit. We solved the Pitonyak case, the rock throwing case, and the Boston Bombing. Don't fuck with us. 

8 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Bullshit. We solved the Pitonyak case, the rock throwing case, and the Boston Bombing. Don't fuck with us. 

That was definitely a low light for all of the internet. 

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