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Coach Sark Press Conference 8.26 - 11:15am LHN (app)

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I didn't realize that Jay Norvell was CSU's HC.

...not the first former UT Assistant to be HC at CSU

“He'll be on the field. Well hopefully he's not on the field, but he'll be on the field.”

JFC, I hope Sarkisian keeps the trajectory. Every time he talks, I like him more. 

Do we get an official depth chart? 

8 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Do we get an official depth chart? 

Last year it came out two hours before the first game.

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Last year it came out two hours before the first game.


Really I’m just curious how they list the receivers. Do they put three starters or will it be a bunch of “Or” across the depth chart. 

41 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

OR

Quinn ewers OR Arch Manning

 

might draw some attention

Edited by Pato del Muerto

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Won't load on SECN

Can’t find it on LHN app. 
 

Also - why are there no dates on the videos?  What idiot designed this app?  
There are a list of ‘Steve Sarkisian Media Availability’ that all look exactly alike and have no date. 

59 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Last year it came out two hours before the first game.

cutting it a little close to be procrastinating on something so important. 

38 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Quinn ewers OR Arch Manning

 

might draw some attention

Reddit's CFB page would be insufferable. 

22 minutes ago, markstanco said:

cutting it a little close to be procrastinating on something so important. 

That's when it was released. They were probably working on it before warm-ups. 

54 minutes ago, markstanco said:

cutting it a little close to be procrastinating on something so important. 

Is it really that important to release it to the media?

3 hours ago, Red Five said:

100th year of the stadium. DKR was a person. DKR-TMS is a stadium. This will forever bother me.

"That ain't your goddam job, fat boy!"

-Joe Jamail Field, probably

3 hours ago, immamac said:

"This is a very hungry football team"

Well Jesus Sark get them something to eat. 

38 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Is it really that important to release it to the media?

I was kidding, they already know the depth chart. Or at least they have a very, very good idea.  

Has Sark started hitting the sauce again? Refer to his comments at the 44min mark of the presser - "I'm kinda the straw that stirs the drink"

10 minutes ago, gaspar said:

Has Sark started hitting the sauce again? Refer to his comments at the 44min mark of the presser - "I'm kinda the straw that stirs the drink"

He’s a Reggie Jackson fan. Not ideal, but whatever. 

14 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

He’s a Reggie Jackson fan. Not ideal, but whatever. 

Sark can only be called Mr. October once he beats OU.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Sark can only be called Mr. October once he beats OU.

49-0 doesn’t count? I mean, sure, keep doing it.

2 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

49-0 doesn’t count? I mean, sure, keep doing it.

I meant this year. Besides, it isn't like Reggie only won the WS once you know.

Edited by Valmy77

Just now, Valmy77 said:

I meant this year. Besides, it isn't like Reggie only won the WS once you know.

That’s why “sure, keep doing it” means but, yeah, it’s time to kick their skulls in again. 

7 hours ago, Red Five said:

100th year of the stadium. DKR was a person. DKR-TMS is a stadium. This will forever bother me.

Thank you for your service in The Great War.

8 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Thank you for your service in The Great War.

And while we're at it I hate when people just call it "Washington." Washington was a person. Washington DC or Washington state are places.

7 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

“He'll be on the field. Well hopefully he's not on the field, but he'll be on the field.”

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16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

And while we're at it I hate when people just call it "Washington." Washington was a person. Washington DC or Washington state are places.

You mean warshinton?

7 hours ago, immamac said:

"This is a very hungry football team"

Sydir better be hungry. He should ingest nothing but liquid nitrogen to get his caloric deficit where it needs to be.

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You mean warshinton?

Worshington

43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

And while we're at it I hate when people just call it "Washington." Washington was a person. Washington DC or Washington state are places.

Did you know that DKR coached Washington?

19 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Did you know that DKR coached Washington?

As did Sark…

Sark gives such a great “polished” press conference, that you can tell it’s not his first “rodeo.” So nice to have at this level and quite frankly better than most NFL teams.

Hook’em!!!

13 hours ago, markstanco said:

Personally, I dont like playing under armor schools the first game of the season. 

Hey fuck you guy. Keep that evil at home 

10 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Hey fuck you guy. Keep that evil at home 

You know what I was talking about.  But this clown isnt on the field any longer:

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22 hours ago, immamac said:

"This is a very hungry football team"

 

19 hours ago, ztejas said:

Well Jesus Sark get them something to eat. 

They eat soon

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