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On 8/3/2018 at 2:00 PM, RDCanecutter said:

Closer to Switzer Land so it's easier to escape if he accidentally gets one of those Hell-Yeah-I-Report-Rape women.

Sounds like that place can get fucked too...amiright?

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Needed a follow up asking if the players in Italy like white girls

  • 5 months later...

Thanks for ruining my morning. This lying POS should be barred from coaching.

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6 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

The damned Guelphs

You some kinda Ghibelline or somethin', bud?

16 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You some kinda Ghibelline or somethin', bud?

I'm whatever Briles isn't! 

33 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Thanks for ruining my morning. This lying POS should be barred from coaching in prison.

 

in the last 15 years Baylor had a basketball coach frame a dead kid as a drug dealer to help his player try to escape murder. Art Briles turned a blind eye to his football players raping people. Yet, if you asked a casual college athletics fan who the worst program is, they would all say "Penn State". 

Kudos to their PR department.

Wow. A new bar is set for what a college official will rationalize away to win more football games. 

Baylor's suborning rape and persecuting victims and using that policy to lure and keep criminal football players never generated the national outrage it deserved.

What happened to the Texas Ranger investigation? How do Baylor and Briles still go on?

I hope tumors are metastasizing in the bowels and balls of every man of Baylor who supported or allowed that policy. It seems there will not be much justice otherwise.

Briles should be in prison. Fuck that piece of shit. 

And yes, Southern Miss is garbage for even entertaining the idea

1 hour ago, Spankytoes said:

in the last 15 years Baylor had a basketball coach frame a dead kid as a drug dealer to help his player try to escape murder. Art Briles turned a blind eye to his football players raping people. Yet, if you asked a casual college athletics fan who the worst program is, they would all say "Penn State". 

Kudos to their PR department.

Don't forget the bunch of baseball players that tortured a stray cat.

RIP Queso.

Art was even brining old Baylor players to Italy to get the gang back together, Silas Nacita in this case 

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On 8/3/2018 at 11:54 AM, RoundRobin said:

So, Firenze is Italian for rapists. 

Firenze with benefits?

He'll be coaching a P5 school by 2022


Sadly, I think you’re right.
16 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Liberty will give him a shot after Freeze is sufficiently “rehabilitated” and gets another gig.

Jerry Fallwell's School for Wayward Coaches...

4 hours ago, sushihorn said:

Jerry Fallwell's School for Wayward Coaches...Forgiveness

Has a nice ring to it.

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10 hours ago, Brock Sampson said:

He'll be coaching a P5 school by 2022

Penn State never even missed a single season.

10 hours ago, Disco Missile said:

The damned Guelphs

 

10 hours ago, texifornia said:

You some kinda Ghibelline or somethin', bud?

You spelt 'jellybean' wrong.

Dude is an unbridled, unrepentant psychopath.

Penn State would be the perfect fit for him if James Franklin ever leaves because the entire fanbase is selectively sociopathic and is willing to overlook any sort of prolonged, systematic, and criminal abuse as long as it results in wins.

He is absolutely a great coach which is why so miss is entertaining the idea. But got damn is he a bad human. Maybe Josh Hamilton's father in law is available now that he is divorced.

20 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

in the last 15 years Baylor had a basketball coach frame a dead kid as a drug dealer to help his player try to escape murder. Art Briles turned a blind eye to his football players raping people. Yet, if you asked a casual college athletics fan who the worst program is, they would all say "Penn State". 

Kudos to their PR department.

Part of the difference is that PennState consistently wins.  

20 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Briles should be in prison. Fuck that piece of shit. 

And yes, Southern Miss is garbage for even entertaining the idea

Compared to Italy, Mississippi is prison.  

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1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Compared to Italy, Mississippi is prison.  

Hypothetically saying the USM interim AD isn't run out on a rail for this, Art's gotta be the only man in human history to move from Waco to Tuscany to Hattiesburg. Highest of highs, lowest of lows.

15 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

There were 31 players implicated in the sexual assaults?  Holy shit.   That’s worse than I remembered.  Even if the coaches and school made it clear they would turn a blind eye to sexual assault, it’s still astounding to me that you would have 31 rapists.  What is that, like a full one-fifth of the guys he would have recruited at Baylor?  

There really should have been more effort to bring criminal charges against the people in charge at Baylor.  

if it makes you feel better, statistically speaking a few of the alleged rapes might not have been actual rapes, so it might have only been like... 30 rapists, or even 29. 

I predict:

Briles to Southern Miss

Southern Miss to the NY6 in about five years

Jimbo Fisher to the unemployment line after another 9-4/8-5 season and A&M deciding that it's an even bigger badge of honor to be able to afford to buy out the guy you money-whipped in the first place

Briles to A&M, and when you ask an Aggie "how can you HIRE that piece of shit, are you crazy?" they'll just goggle at you and say "what, cause he's 70?"

I was telling someone about this in passin in CA last year and they didn’t believe me. Actually got mad at me for using “ ‘rape’ in silly football rivalry talk. “

I looked at them stunned. I told him to “fucking google it.” The county still has absolutely no idea what happened. 

I'm surprised he even consented to interview without an offer already on the table.

On 2/4/2019 at 12:14 PM, Spankytoes said:

in the last 15 years Baylor had a basketball coach frame a dead kid as a drug dealer to help his player try to escape murder. Art Briles turned a blind eye to his football players raping people. Yet, if you asked a casual college athletics fan who the worst program is, they would all say "Penn State". 

Kudos to their PR department.

Actually he did it to try to save his own ass because he was personally paying that dead kid's tuition while saying he was on scholarship. Which actually makes it even worse. 

24 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

I'm surprised he even consented to interview without an offer already on the table.

Consent?!

Briles hasn't ever been worried about consent.

Not everybody realizes that John Heisman's (yes THAT Heisman) destination school was Rice. He coached there and was AD from 1924-1927. Also little known are some of the former coaches  from Southern Miss. Two of the bigger ones:

Idi Amin 1963-1968 (29-14-2) went on to coach the Ugandan Military Academy Team 1969-1971 before entering politics

J. Warren Jones 1968 (bowl) - 1975 (12-34-1) was unable to build on the success of his predecessor, but is widely credited for improving hydration regimens in athletics. His KoolAid innovations do not technically predate Texas alumnus Robert Cade's Gatorade, but they are still mentioned today.

Thank God. Fuck that guy. 

Thankgod common sense prevailed. I cannot imagine any actual school board outside of OU. PSU OSU or aggy giving this asshole a realistic look.  Sadly he’s made enough money to survive the rest of his life which is a travesty in itself 

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