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Sweet.  Now what's the plan for TX/OU?

- Appreciate @immamac and everyone else that works hard to put this stuff together.

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1 hour ago, immamac said:

Lee Harvey Friday night. Will have day of fair plans hammered down soon. 

Is the password still muledick?

22 hours ago, Captainant said:

Absolutely incredible that surly ended up next to the stripper tailgate lol

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Is anyone up for meeting at Charlie's Star Lounge before the game to celebrate the life of YGIFS?

@Wulaw Horn I think 24 years is enough time and we go excise our demons once and for all.

#fuckou

40 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Is anyone up for meeting at Charlie's Star Lounge before the game to celebrate the life of YGIFS?

@Wulaw Horn I think 24 years is enough time and we go excise our demons once and for all.

#fuckou

I would but I’m on a cruise. Sorry. 

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I would but I’m on a cruise. Sorry. 

What weird universe do I live in where Gabe goes on a cruise during football season?

I want out of this timeline!!! :-)

3 hours ago, immamac said:

Lee Harvey Friday night. Will have day of fair plans hammered down soon. 

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

What weird universe do I live in where Gabe goes on a cruise during football season?

I want out of this timeline!!! 🙂

So/ every year for the last 3 we’ve taken a cruise for our kids gal break. We get on the boat Sunday, get back Saturday at 8 am, home in plenty of time for first kick at 11. 
sometime 6 months ago:

Wife- kids are off first week in October- can we do our normal cruise

me- you know I hate cruises

her- yeah but me and the kids love them

me- fine- do the normal cruise

Her- this one goes to Bahamas 

me/ I don’t care 

fast forward 3 months later:

Her- I’m so excited to go to Bahamas/ I love cruises so much 8 days on a boat blah blah blah 

me- did you say 8 days?  
her- yeah- we leave Saturday and get back Sunday. 
me- so I thought I was missing zero weekends of college football but instead it’s 2. Once of which was OU. FML. 
I’m never not listening to her again. I fucked that up big time. 

11 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So/ every year for the last 3 we’ve taken a cruise for our kids gal break. We get on the boat Sunday, get back Saturday at 8 am, home in plenty of time for first kick at 11. 
sometime 6 months ago:

Wife- kids are off first week in October- can we do our normal cruise

me- you know I hate cruises

her- yeah but me and the kids love them

me- fine- do the normal cruise

Her- this one goes to Bahamas 

me/ I don’t care 

fast forward 3 months later:

Her- I’m so excited to go to Bahamas/ I love cruises so much 8 days on a boat blah blah blah 

me- did you say 8 days?  
her- yeah- we leave Saturday and get back Sunday. 
me- so I thought I was missing zero weekends of college football but instead it’s 2. Once of which was OU. FML. 
I’m never not listening to her again. I fucked that up big time. 

This timeline sucks much like OU! We will hold down the fort in your absence.

22 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I’m never not listening to her again.

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She told him there was a sextant on the cruise ship.  He heard sex tent

Thank you for the awesome tailgate and good food was super fun to meet you all. Surly horns treated this Canadian very well and i hope in the future i can make a trip back down.

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2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So/ every year for the last 3 we’ve taken a cruise for our kids gal break. We get on the boat Sunday, get back Saturday at 8 am, home in plenty of time for first kick at 11. 
sometime 6 months ago:

Wife- kids are off first week in October- can we do our normal cruise

me- you know I hate cruises

her- yeah but me and the kids love them

me- fine- do the normal cruise

Her- this one goes to Bahamas 

me/ I don’t care 

fast forward 3 months later:

Her- I’m so excited to go to Bahamas/ I love cruises so much 8 days on a boat blah blah blah 

me- did you say 8 days?  
her- yeah- we leave Saturday and get back Sunday. 
me- so I thought I was missing zero weekends of college football but instead it’s 2. Once of which was OU. FML. 
I’m never not listening to her again. I fucked that up big time. 

 

wulaw’d !!!!!

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm flying to Nashville for vandy. 

@BurntEyes

 Hmmm...I might consider driving to Nashville for the Vandy game (from East Tennessee).  With Texas joining the SEC, I now have a much more realistic chance of making it to a game in person.

11 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So/ every year for the last 3 we’ve taken a cruise for our kids gal break. We get on the boat Sunday, get back Saturday at 8 am, home in plenty of time for first kick at 11. 
sometime 6 months ago:

Wife- kids are off first week in October- can we do our normal cruise

me- you know I hate cruises

her- yeah but me and the kids love them

me- fine- do the normal cruise

Her- this one goes to Bahamas 

me/ I don’t care 

fast forward 3 months later:

Her- I’m so excited to go to Bahamas/ I love cruises so much 8 days on a boat blah blah blah 

me- did you say 8 days?  
her- yeah- we leave Saturday and get back Sunday. 
me- so I thought I was missing zero weekends of college football but instead it’s 2. Once of which was OU. FML. 
I’m never not listening to her again. I fucked that up big time. 

Couldn't you just watch the game on the boat?

39 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Couldn't you just watch the game on the boat?

Only after The Price Is Right is over. 

9 hours ago, Ron Swanson said:

 Hmmm...I might consider driving to Nashville for the Vandy game (from East Tennessee).  With Texas joining the SEC, I now have a much more realistic chance of making it to a game in person.

If I can make it from Austin...

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Couldn't you just watch the game on the boat?

I sure as shit hope so, but I doubt it will be on.  They have some sports but not others- it's pretty hit or miss. If it's on somewhere I will see it but not counting on it. 

On 9/29/2024 at 2:30 PM, immamac said:

Lee Harvey Friday night. Will have day of fair plans hammered down soon. 

I'm surprised you are doing something at the Fair. I consider the Fair one big tailgate.  Plus it's nice to go to a game and not set up and work and just drink beer. 

1 minute ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

I'm surprised you are doing something at the Fair. I consider the Fair one big tailgate.  Plus it's nice to go to a game and not set up and work and just drink beer. 

If I remember correctly they just pick somewhere to meet. 

Just now, Kennythetiger said:

If I remember correctly they just pick somewhere to meet. 

Well that makes sense. We always hang in the food court. 

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3 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said:

I'm surprised you are doing something at the Fair. I consider the Fair one big tailgate.  Plus it's nice to go to a game and not set up and work and just drink beer. 

We are teaming up with yuengling who is running point. We are just helping with promo and some other basic infrastructure. 

1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

If I remember correctly they just pick somewhere to meet. 

Usually, but not this time. We will have an area with co-branding etc. 

On 9/30/2024 at 4:26 AM, CanadianHornslong said:

Thank you for the awesome tailgate and good food was super fun to meet you all. Surly horns treated this Canadian very well and i hope in the future i can make a trip back down.

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who got the Hey Dudes from Temu?

Are there any plans for Lee Harvey's?

On 9/29/2024 at 2:30 PM, immamac said:

Lee Harvey Friday night. Will have day of fair plans hammered down soon. 

What time you rolling in? 

21 hours ago, immamac said:

We are teaming up with yuengling who is running point. We are just helping with promo and some other basic infrastructure. 

Usually, but not this time. We will have an area with co-branding etc. 

Bobby said this morning they would have space for about 250 people right next to the stadium.

[mention=397]immamac[/mention]  I’ll donate a fishing trip if you want to do a silent auction or something at the tailgates. 

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Invest in a counter-height table. Or make some table leg extensions out of PVC pipe. Your back will thank you.
On 9/29/2024 at 7:41 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

So/ every year for the last 3 we’ve taken a cruise for our kids gal break. We get on the boat Sunday, get back Saturday at 8 am, home in plenty of time for first kick at 11. 
sometime 6 months ago:

Wife- kids are off first week in October- can we do our normal cruise

me- you know I hate cruises

her- yeah but me and the kids love them

me- fine- do the normal cruise

Her- this one goes to Bahamas 

me/ I don’t care 

fast forward 3 months later:

Her- I’m so excited to go to Bahamas/ I love cruises so much 8 days on a boat blah blah blah 

me- did you say 8 days?  
her- yeah- we leave Saturday and get back Sunday. 
me- so I thought I was missing zero weekends of college football but instead it’s 2. Once of which was OU. FML. 
I’m never not listening to her again. I fucked that up big time. 

Surely you get special sex stuff for taking her on a two weekend cruise to the Bahamas, right?  

38 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Surely you get special sex stuff for taking her on a two weekend cruise to the Bahamas, right?  

Unfortunately we have 3 kids with us and stay in separate rooms- boys and girls. Does she kick the kids out sometimes?  Sure. 

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Unfortunately we have 3 kids with us and stay in separate rooms- boys and girls. Does she kick the kids out sometimes?  Sure. 

Wulaw middle school dance cruise!

Just now, I Plead Da Fif said:

Whaddaya gotta do to get that sick t-shirt?? I think I’m up to $35 a month donation to Burnt Ends.

Burnt Ends merch is a touchy subject for Immamac since he hauled around shirts and Rtic cups for burnt ends members for a whole season to tailgates. If you’re interested maybe shoot him a dm to see what leftovers there are.

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well our OU plans got fucked up and Nashville also. I'm pretty cooked on some of this stuff right now, gonna focus on Georgia and making that really fun. Arkansas is likely still on and TAMU I really don't feel like doing something where it's all fucked up and we are relegated to a part of the campus no one wants to be at surrounded by shitty aggy.

Shipping is the biggest issue related to merch, no one wants to pick it up and shipping is a complete fucking ripoff and often times costs more than the damned item itself. 

On 9/30/2024 at 10:29 AM, Wulaw Horn said:

I sure as shit hope so, but I doubt it will be on.  They have some sports but not others- it's pretty hit or miss. If it's on somewhere I will see it but not counting on it. 

We cruise a lot during the season.  I’ve had no problem streaming DirectTv, YouTube tv or ESPN+ to watch the Texas games. It works great with the drink package.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

well our OU plans got fucked up and Nashville also. I'm pretty cooked on some of this stuff right now, gonna focus on Georgia and making that really fun. Arkansas is likely still on and TAMU I really don't feel like doing something where it's all fucked up and we are relegated to a part of the campus no one wants to be at surrounded by shitty aggy.

Shipping is the biggest issue related to merch, no one wants to pick it up and shipping is a complete fucking ripoff and often times costs more than the damned item itself. 

Just come hang with us in the food court. You can get on top of the table with us. 

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Nashville is a bummer. I’ll be at the game. But I understand.

If something else pops up that is worth going to please share.

5 hours ago, Soliver465 said:

We cruise a lot during the season.  I’ve had no problem streaming DirectTv, YouTube tv or ESPN+ to watch the Texas games. It works great with the drink package.

It will be a sea day in the middle of the ocean. I didn’t think streaming was possible out there (I know internet is fine- but thought they throttled anything that takes a ton of data. 
what kind of package did you have?  

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

It will be a sea day in the middle of the ocean. I didn’t think streaming was possible out there (I know internet is fine- but thought they throttled anything that takes a ton of data. 
what kind of package did you have?  

We cruise on Princess (we are old af), and it was the standard internet package they sell along with the open bar.   The last several years I have never experienced them cutting down on the bandwidth.  Service at sea has improved a lot over the last 10 years.



Invest in a counter-height table. Or make some table leg extensions out of PVC pipe. Your back will thank you.

I made these a long time ago. Works great!

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