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The OJ thread was locked so new one it is. This is all kinds of fucked up. I do not understand this.

Dad viciously kills mom (allegedly).

Kids: Hey let's make jewelry from his ashes so that we can fondly remember him. 

https://www.tmz.com/2024/08/26/oj-simpson-remains-became-cremation-jewelry/

Malcolm LaVergne -- O.J.'s longtime lawyer and now executor of his estate -- tells TMZ ... the Juice's remains have been transformed into cremation jewelry, which was divvied up among his 4 adult children.

Simpson was cremated back in April, following his death, and we're told his kids signed off on having their father's ashes turned into an assortment of jewelry. As executor, Malcolm also had to provide written consent to the process.

Malcolm didn't want to say exactly what kind of jewelry pieces the children got -- but, typically, it's necklaces or bracelets with miniature urns as pendants.

 

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I bet the remains were turned into chokers.

My granddaughter wears a pendant that contains some cremains of her twin brother. 
Of course he didn’t kill their mother.

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Just now, royiv said:

I bet the remains were turned into chokers.

Definite not too soon.

Just now, Armybrat said:

My granddaughter wears a pendant that contains some cremains of her twin brother. 
Of course he didn’t kill their mother.

That you know of....

Oh, she is still living……she survived being brutally attacked and left for dead by an unknown assailant 20 years ago.

 

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2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Oh, she is still living……she survived being brutally attacked and left for dead by an unknown assailant 20 years ago.

 

way to ruin the fun of this thread...

Seriously, sorry to hear that. That is fucked up.

Was OJ in town that weekend?

My sister has a bracelet made from our Mom's ashes.  Then again, our Mom wasn't a double murderer, at least as far as we know.

Oops, sorry.

The cops had two suspects, but her ex-bf had a good alibi (was out of state) and they didn’t have any evidence to pin it on the registered sex offender who lived down the street.

Most of my late DIL’s ashes were spread in Town Lake near the SRV statue. A minute later a big yellow Lab dog waded right through them. 😀

A few weeks later in Paris, France my son jumped over the little fence and scattered a small vial of her ashes on Jim Morrison’s grave.

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1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Most of my late DIL’s ashes were spread in Town Lake near the SRV statue. A minute later a big yellow Lab dog waded right through them. 😀

A few weeks later in Paris, France my son jumped over the little fence and scattered a small vial of her ashes on Jim Morrison’s grave.

Well Jim Morrison prob did slay some pussy in his prime...

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Most of my late DIL’s ashes were spread in Town Lake near the SRV statue. A minute later a big yellow Lab dog waded right through them. 😀

A few weeks later in Paris, France my son jumped over the little fence and scattered a small vial of her ashes on Jim Morrison’s grave.

"The Doors!?  Jim Morrison?!  He's a drunken buffoon!  Posing as a poet!!!"  

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23 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

"The Doors!?  Jim Morrison?!  He's a drunken buffoon!  Posing as a poet!!!"  

RIP

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I have a chain with my dog's ashes but I never classified that as being made into jewelry. I guess it is a small urn but honestly never really thought of it like that before. The article title makes me think his ashes were crushed into an artificial diamond or melted into some gold or some shit. 

I legitimately 100% forgot that OJ is dead.  Not a bad start to my morning.

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4 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I legitimately 100% forgot that OJ is dead.  Not a bad start to my morning.

...finding out that his kids are bat shit crazy?

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2 hours ago, royiv said:

I bet the remains were turned into chokers.

I would have thought a Pez dispenser would have been more apropos.

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Just now, Captain Ron said:

I would have thought a Pez dispenser would have been more apropos.

You win the internet for today.

This isn't that weird.  Every funeral home/planner/cremtorium offers this as an upcharge service.  Would you like fries with your cremation?  I declined both times I had to navigate a death/funeral, but it doesn't surprise me that a family member opts to have some ashes in a pendant or something.

 

10 minutes ago, Goredho said:

This isn't that weird.  Every funeral home/planner/cremtorium offers this as an upcharge service.  Would you like fries with your cremation?  I declined both times I had to navigate a death/funeral, but it doesn't surprise me that a family member opts to have some ashes in a pendant or something.

 

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1 hour ago, achooloco said:

I have a chain with my dog's ashes but I never classified that as being made into jewelry. I guess it is a small urn but honestly never really thought of it like that before. The article title makes me think his ashes were crushed into an artificial diamond or melted into some gold or some shit. 

Not an artificial diamond, but a "stone" of sorts.  They're kinda cool looking.

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14 minutes ago, Goredho said:

This isn't that weird.  Every funeral home/planner/cremtorium offers this as an upcharge service.  Would you like fries with your cremation?  I declined both times I had to navigate a death/funeral, but it doesn't surprise me that a family member opts to have some ashes in a pendant or something.

 

Dad brutally kills mom, almost cutting off her head at the neck. It's not weird that the kids of said dead mom want to make jewelry of dad's ashes? 

If my dad brutally killed my mom, I'm pissing on his unmarked grave.

27 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Dad brutally kills mom, almost cutting off her head at the neck. It's not weird that the kids of said dead mom want to make jewelry of dad's ashes? 

If my dad brutally killed my mom, I'm pissing on his unmarked grave.

Eh, I mean, you and I believe OJ killed Nicole, but we are not privy to the inner workings of their family and how those kids view their dad or mom.  I know their kids didn’t murder her, so maybe they don’t deserve to be on trial for grieving the loss of their dad even if he was a despicable cunt?

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1 minute ago, Goredho said:

Eh, I mean, you and I believe OJ killed Nicole, but we are not privy to the inner workings of their family and how those kids view their dad or mom.  I know their kids didn’t murder her, so maybe they don’t deserve to be on trial for grieving the loss of their dad even if he was a despicable cunt?

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39 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Dad brutally kills mom, almost cutting off her head at the neck. It's not weird that the kids of said dead mom want to make jewelry of dad's ashes? 

If my dad brutally killed my mom, I'm pissing on his unmarked grave.

Maybe they didn't like their mom

55 minutes ago, Goredho said:

This isn't that weird.  Every funeral home/planner/cremtorium offers this as an upcharge service.  Would you like fries with your cremation?  I declined both times I had to navigate a death/funeral, but it doesn't surprise me that a family member opts to have some ashes in a pendant or something.

 

Thread title should be "funeral parlor fleeces another one"

30 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Eh, I mean, you and I believe OJ killed Nicole, but we are not privy to the inner workings of their family and how those kids view their dad or mom.  I know their kids didn’t murder her, so maybe they don’t deserve to be on trial for grieving the loss of their dad even if he was a despicable cunt?

Only 2 of the 4 kids were Nicole Simpsons, the other two are from OJ's first marriage. Just sayin'.

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Maybe they didn't like their mom

Apparently not enough to make jewelry out of her.

So how do you know you get your loved one's cremains? Maybe at the jewelry factory they just send one of the kids to sweep up dust off the street?

I have a mini-urn with my dad’s ashes which was in my Dopp kit (everyday bag) for awhile. Like WTF for? Now it’s collecting dust on a modestly priced shelf.

Good on them for finding a use.

12 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Apparently not enough to make jewelry out of her.

OJ's son made ribbons out of her  

5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

...finding out that his kids are bat shit crazy?

Anything that's not swallowing a bullet or overdosing in some dark room is a pretty big win for those kids.

The heavy-lifting that your brain has to do to reject and completely disassociate that you're living with a parent who brutally killed your other parent...

Should have ran OJ through the oven, while he was still alive, via PPV. Proceeds could have paid off all the Goldman debt and there still would have been leftovers for the family.

 

So our estate plan includes jewelry made from our ashes for our kids to wear. But now I’m confused. Should my wife and I go out and murder someone? 

 

 

10 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Malcolm didn't want to say exactly what kind of jewelry pieces the children got

Maybe he's now a buttplug

If the urn don't fit, you must acquit. 

11 hours ago, royiv said:

I bet the remains were turned into chokers.

This should have been a two post thread.  This site rarely disappoints.  Bravo!

For a normal person and family, I don’t think think this is all that weird. Not my personal cup of tea, but I understand it.

For OJ Simpson and his family, I expect at least one kid to get financial problems, sell their jewelry to a broker or memorabilia collector, then a couple of replicas get made and sold with fake COAs, then eventually someone loses the real jewelry in an underground poker game, then it ends up in a sad pawn shop next to a dead grandma’s wedding ring.

Maybe they intend to cash in.  Selling a dead body is frowned upon, but powdered OJ bling would fetch a high price.

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They should just sell his ashes for people to snort.

"Snort the Juice of a Killer" could be the slogan.

This isn't that weird.  Every funeral home/planner/cremtorium offers this as an upcharge service.  Would you like fries with your cremation?  I declined both times I had to navigate a death/funeral, but it doesn't surprise me that a family member opts to have some ashes in a pendant or something.
 

I also got the pitch of them getting my mom’s fingerprints. Why? Well you could get a tattoo of her thumbprint. Uhh take off your $500 urn she picked out. I just bought it on Amazon for $44.
5 hours ago, Texzilla588 said:


I also got the pitch of them getting my mom’s fingerprints. Why? Well you could get a tattoo of her thumbprint. Uhh take off your $500 urn she picked out. I just bought it on Amazon for $44.

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Sorry about your mom, and yeah, death is the final racket.

Sister wears a pendant that has her youngest ashes in it. 

On 8/27/2024 at 10:47 AM, crash_davis said:

RIP

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It’s a top 10 personal movie for me…not because it’s one of the 10 best ever made, but because it’s one of the one of the coolest movies ever made, with a legit adapted true story behind it, and has one of the very best soundtracks in the history of film.  So rewatchable, and transcends time 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Sister wears a pendant that has her youngest ashes in it. 

What kind of evil spirit we dealing with here? Vampire? 

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