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#1

Lana Del Rey has a new boyfriend. Jeremy Dufrene.

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He's got to be a gazillionaire. What does he do?

He's air boat captain in Louisiana. They met in 2019 when she went on a tour.

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#2

Best comment on the internet:

This is the guy she's singing songs about that I cry to????

#6

and i learned that this dude bagged nina dobrev

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of course, you have to be ugly AND a world-class athlete

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There are ways to attract beautiful women.  For example, just be a rock star and/or billionaire.  This isn't rocket surgery, people.

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#9

That's great but this dude aint rich or famous. He's just a dude from Louisiana who gives air boat tours. 

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#10
33 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

That's great but this dude aint rich or famous. He's just a dude from Louisiana who gives air boat tours. 

Probably has a huge schlong. Ol' Lana's getting the Cajun Pete Davidson experience 

#11
2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Probably has a huge schlong. Ol' Lana's getting the Cajun Pete Davidson experience 

And/or 9 inch tongue

#12

Sort of related. Even if you date a disgusting beast, you can make a comeback and marry a hottie.

Jack Antonoff dated Scarlett Johansson

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Then for some reason he dates disgusting beast Lena Dunham. Taylor Swift even wrote a song about their "love".

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And he ends up marrying hottie Margaret Qualley (the hippie with dirty feet in Tarantino's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood)

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#13
3 minutes ago, ajax said:

Then for some reason he dates disgusting beast Lena Dunham. Taylor Swift even wrote a song about their "love".

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Apropros of the new season of the Rings of Power:

”Sometimes you cannot know [the light] until you have touched the darkness”

#16
10 hours ago, ajax said:

And he ends up marrying hottie Margaret Qualley (the hippie with dirty feet in Tarantino's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood)

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Andie MacDowell's daughter 

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#22
On 8/28/2024 at 9:03 AM, 52-80 said:

and i learned that this dude bagged nina dobrev

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of course, you have to be ugly AND a world-class athlete

Or a prop comic claiming to be a world-class athlete 

#23
3 hours ago, Deej said:

Forget it, Jake...it's Louisiana.

 

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LETS GOOOOO https://t.co/qTKvG8zuOI

 

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