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"Can you quack?  Can you quack like a duck when you suck?  Can you fart on my balls when we fuck?  Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt?"

-The GOAT

"The turkeys are hitting the ground like bags of wet cement!"  - Les Nessman 

49 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

"The turkeys are hitting the ground like bags of wet cement!"  - Les Nessman 

That was on tonight.......

On 8/6/2018 at 11:15 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

I've always hated that line.

You’re not much fun at parties...?

8 hours ago, 'stache said:

"Can you quack?  Can you quack like a duck when you suck?  Can you fart on my balls when we fuck?  Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt?"

-The GOAT

You left out the greatest thing he said,

”will you shit on my chest for good luck?”

“Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope.”

- Aristotle (and countless college professors)

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

H. L. Mencken
 

Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

-Reverend Brown

"You let a man slide today, you must immediately get inside somebody's ass when that happens to you. You pull the asshole open, step into the asshole, close the door behind you. Then you take a spray can right, spray Larry was here, wash me all that shit, fuck his whole asshole up. Get a snickers bar, paper, throw that on the floor, fuck his whole asshole up. Then you open up that asshole one more time, step out his ass, then leave that motherfucker wide open so he know you've been there."

“Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.”

-Georgia Tech Legend John Heisman

5 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

“Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.”

-Georgia Tech Legend John Heisman

You left out the prolate spheroid part. 

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

 

Yogi Berra

In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed.  But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance.         In Switzerland, they had 500 years of democracy and peace and what did they produce?  The cuckoo clock

-Orson Welles in The Third Man

One of my grandfathers died as a boy.

 

-Steven Wright 

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