August 10, 20187 yr "Can you quack? Can you quack like a duck when you suck? Can you fart on my balls when we fuck? Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt?" -The GOAT
August 11, 20187 yr 49 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said: "The turkeys are hitting the ground like bags of wet cement!" - Les Nessman That was on tonight.......
August 11, 20187 yr On 8/6/2018 at 11:15 PM, WhatTheBuck said: I've always hated that line. You’re not much fun at parties...?
August 11, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, 'stache said: "Can you quack? Can you quack like a duck when you suck? Can you fart on my balls when we fuck? Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt?" -The GOAT You left out the greatest thing he said, ”will you shit on my chest for good luck?”
August 11, 20187 yr “Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope.” - Aristotle (and countless college professors)
August 12, 20187 yr On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. H. L. Mencken
August 13, 20187 yr Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit. -Reverend Brown
August 13, 20187 yr "You let a man slide today, you must immediately get inside somebody's ass when that happens to you. You pull the asshole open, step into the asshole, close the door behind you. Then you take a spray can right, spray Larry was here, wash me all that shit, fuck his whole asshole up. Get a snickers bar, paper, throw that on the floor, fuck his whole asshole up. Then you open up that asshole one more time, step out his ass, then leave that motherfucker wide open so he know you've been there."
August 14, 20187 yr “Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.”-Georgia Tech Legend John Heisman
August 14, 20187 yr 5 hours ago, Buzzrock said: “Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble this football.” -Georgia Tech Legend John Heisman You left out the prolate spheroid part.
August 14, 20187 yr In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had 500 years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock -Orson Welles in The Third Man
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