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#8609
4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Vandy IS meh

Doesn't say much for us with that garbage down the stretch

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#8610
59 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

What is the O/U on @shadow_operative2.0 new pooch has already chewed some shoes or the couch? 

58 minutes ago, TOR said:

That good boy has 'Couch Eater' all over him. 

Nope, zero interest in a pretty good-sized toy or tennis ball so far. Mostly just digging all the head pats. 

#8612
5 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Auburn is so frustrating. Just angst-inducing.

I hope the lose every game. Hugh Freeze is dirtier than a St. Louis hooker with meat clappers between her legs dripping pus. 

Oh, and it'll help us poach some of their recruits. 

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#8615
2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I hope the lose every game. Hugh Freeze is dirtier than a St. Louis hooker with meat clappers between her legs dripping pus. 

Oh, and it'll help us poach some of their recruits. 

And THAT'S how you pain a picture with words.  Kudos

#8617

It'll be interesting to see how Miami the referees handle this 2nd half.

#8618

UTSA sporting some helmets I haven't seen before.  Cool.  What's not cool, a 3 and out to start the 2nd half.

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#8619

Murphy has not once shown a Thousand Yard Stare. Even when he's got nothing and throws the ball away, and is being chased outside the pocket, he looks calm. So much intentionality in everything he does. Gotta give a lot of credit to Duke's QB coach.

1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

UTSA sporting some helmets I haven't seen before.  Cool.  What's not cool, a 3 and out to start the 2nd half.

Minnesota Vikings Football GIF

#8620
19 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Maalik and Manny making some halftime headlines up 21-17 on Miami

Turned to that and the dolphins stadium can’t be over 40% full (generous). No. 5 in country and you can’t do better? I never want to hear anyone say they are a National brand again. 

#8621

It really looks like the lights have come on for Murphy.   Dookies need to win this for all kinds of reasons but mostly because fuck the canes.

#8624
12 minutes ago, pops said:

Weird fingers. Would not bang

Big hands.

Makes your dick look smaller.

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#8628
3 minutes ago, TOR said:

It really looks like the lights have come on for Murphy.   Dookies need to win this for all kinds of reasons but mostly because fuck the canes.

I'm happy for the guy. He deserves it. A true team player. 

#8632
32 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Arkys secondary is worst ive seen this year

Used the gameplan time for OleMiss to gameplan for Texas instead?

That sounds about right for piggy.

#8633

 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I'm happy for the guy. He deserves it. A true team player. 

I would also be OK with Manny _iaz getting a really terrible fungal infection.

Miami holding like motherfuckers on this drive, no wonder they're running.

#8634
Just now, Pam Cummings said:

We supposed to be scared of Arky??

They always play us different and they’re at home.

Dont kid yourself.

That game isn’t going to be easy.

#8639
1 minute ago, TOR said:

 

I would also be OK with Manny _iaz getting a really terrible fungal infection.

Miami holding like motherfuckers on this drive, no wonder they're running.

Haven't watched the game yet, but I agree with_iaz getting fungus anywhere on his body. 

#8640
1 minute ago, ITHorn said:

Love seeing Maalik getting some love on big stage. Praying Diaz doesn’t turtle and go uber conservative. 

He's got an axe to grind against these cocka-roaches

#8642
Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

Look out for the roadrunners.  Meep meep.  31-24 UTSA.

I don't get the Traylor hate, other than he's kind of an a-hole.  Most corches are a-holes.

#8646
Just now, locodos said:

Undefeated Miama can't even come close to having a decent crowd.  pathetic

'Undefeated' Miami.

#8647
Just now, locodos said:

Undefeated Miama can't even come close to having a decent crowd.  pathetic

All bandwagon fans until they lose. It is absolutely pathetic, you're correct. Hell, they're winning and they still can't get any crowd. 

#8648
1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

They always play us different and they’re at home.

Dont kid yourself.

That game isn’t going to be easy.

And if you drive up there, don't be surprised if gas stations refuse to sell you gas because you have Texas license plates. Yes, that shit really happens.

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