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#5202

Maryland has collapsed in the 4th qtr with 3 turnovers; 2 fumbles, one scooped and scored by the D, and now a pick. NU just scored again to go up 36-10 with the XP pending. 

#5204
10 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

One of my takeaways from this Utah game is that I wish Lander Barton had come to Texas. Dude is a beast. 

Just got a little trucked there.  Which is kind of like being a little pregnant.

#5205

Andre Ware is an absolute fucking ass whipping. He might be the biggest dipshit calling games across any network. 

#5207
3 minutes ago, TOR said:

Just got a little trucked there.  Which is kind of like being a little pregnant.

He might have just taken Leavitt out of the game

#5209

Just looked it up, Pat Fitzgerald is suing Northwestern for 130 million dollars after the hazing termination he denied knowing anything about. Imagine suing your alma mater for 130 million after you already earned tens of millions from them. I think its 62 million for whats owed from remaining contract and future earnings of 68. Numbers might be switched.

#5211
Just now, closetojumping said:

Jeff Sims insures that Arizona State has no chance of winning this game if Leavitt can’t go. He’s one of the worst FBS QBs in the last 15 years. 

He looked fine walking back to the sideline. Probably just got stunned and they wanna let him rest a bit.

#5213

TOUCHDOWN Sun Devils.  Lets see if they can manage a PAT.  New kicker.  GOOD!  

#5214
9 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Just looked it up, Pat Fitzgerald is suing Northwestern for 130 million dollars after the hazing termination he denied knowing anything about. Imagine suing your alma mater for 130 million after you already earned tens of millions from them. I think its 62 million for whats owed from remaining contract and future earnings of 68. Numbers might be switched.

Imagine making a contract with Pat Fitzgerald for $62 million

#5215
7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Jeff Sims insures that Arizona State has no chance of winning this game if Leavitt can’t go. He’s one of the worst FBS QBs in the last 15 years. 

Touchdown Sims.

Also you spelled "ensures" wrong. 

#5220
3 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

There's something he can't do but I can't think of what it is...

Can't stop hitting on Dr. Frasier?

 

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#5223
9 minutes ago, TOR said:

Parker Lewis don't care.  Parker Lewis don't give a shit.

 

 

#5224
7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Touchdown Sims.

Also you spelled "ensures" wrong. 

I’ve seen it both ways so many times that I got into an argument with a lawyer about how “insures” should only be used for insurance. He did some actual research and I was half wrong. The terms can be used interchangeably if you’re trying to say “makes sure something will happen/not happen”. So even though I agree with you as a matter of personal style, I was just corrected about this issue with citations and shit. CTJ’s use, though crude in my opinion, is actually correct.  

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

lol Zach Swanson sighting

It’s kinda neat to actually see him play. I also see why he didn’t see the field for us. 

#5226
6 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

...

It’s kinda neat to actually see him play. I also see why he didn’t see the field for us. 

Soft.

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#5228
1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

he heads right for the Derka Dogs at the training table

Hey, if loving Derka Dogs is wrong, I don't want to be right.  I just want a cardiologist.  

#5230

HAH!  Dumbshit punched the rx in the head and hurt is hand in addition to the penalty.  

#5231
Just now, Brian Fantana said:

Lol wow that is a DOG SHIT call

yea he was punching at the ball and the ball carrier got tackled weirdly.....but he still punched him in the back

#5233
15 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I’ve seen it both ways so many times that I got into an argument with a lawyer about how “insures” should only be used for insurance. He did some actual research and I was half wrong. The terms can be used interchangeably if you’re trying to say “makes sure something will happen/not happen”. So even though I agree with you as a matter of personal style, I was just corrected about this issue with citations and shit. CTJ’s use, though crude in my opinion, is actually correct.  

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Guess I'll start spelling it ensurance and if anyone corrects me I'll be a cunt about it. 

#5237
3 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

I want to punch the idiot in the face that keeps calling it "Red River" year in and year out

It has always been Texas OU, and f*ck whatever the mouse network wants to call it.

#5244

TOUCHDOWN Utes.  Damn about time, they have been in the RZ all night with nothing to show for it, looks like a Cowboys game.

#5249

Big 12 games going past midnight CST, why the hell not.

Oh that was a nice run.  Utes asserting themselves now.

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