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#5452

Dumb fuck Beamer 

Theyve shit the bed 4 or 5 times now and still only down 1 point. Determined to give this game to Bama though

#5453
1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

I thought it was a penalty to jump over the OL

I'm 100% you can't do that over the snapper, but I also thought that on anyone else.  

#5456
19 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

We shoulda gone to the Big Ten.

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maybe we could’ve gone independent, but no, the big 10 is dogshit we never should’ve gone there. 

#5460
Just now, ClubWhatever said:

I thought it was a penalty to jump over the OL

You can jump through as long as you don't fall on the offensive line, but you can't jump up to block the kick and fall on the offensive line-- that's a penalty.

Giving a teammate a boost by either lifting him up into the air (no grabbing and tossing a small teammate into the air, neither! Lulz.) or jumping on a teammate to get "leverage" from standing/kneeling/lying on them is also a penalty.

#5462
1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

definition of escaped with a win

That's OK, bamafan is still suffering much angst and gnashing of teeth.   This exhibition after the Vandy loss is strong medicine.

#5466
1 minute ago, TOR said:

That's OK, bamafan is still suffering much angst and gnashing of teeth.   This exhibition after the Vandy loss is strong medicine.

Well, I can only speak for myself, but no.  I wasn't expecting a great season.  Though there are ample delusional fans that were.  

#5471
10 minutes ago, Zeus said:

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maybe we could’ve gone independent, but no, the big 10 is dogshit we never should’ve gone there. 

 

Good lord, do we need a joking font?

#5474
1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Lol Heisman candidate. Um no.

And is that Tessitore? He is all the way down on Milroe's dick and licking the balls. Jesus.

I'm embarrassed for him.  Wait no I'm not, he hates Texas fuck him.

#5475
Just now, TOR said:

I'm embarrassed for him.  Wait no I'm not, he hates Texas fuck him.

I don't think he hates anyone, he's just the king of stupid hyperbole.  He should do great in wrassling.  

#5477
Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Bama's shitty-ass defense is going to allow this to go to overtime isn't it?

Hence why I'm attempting a 2pt conversion there if I'm Bama. 

#5491
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hence why I'm attempting a 2pt conversion there if I'm Bama. 

Or the receiver takes a knee at the 2 and they kneel it out. 

#5498

I want to believe they overturn this. But I’ll believe when I see it.

inexcusable for the ref to not see him get that foot down. 

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