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#852
2 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Colt on the mike for the game.  Give 'em hell, boy.

"I owned these bitches."

"Colt, the mic is hot."

"Fuck 'em!"

#854
noice
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Come out, Virginia, don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
Aw, but sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well will be the one
#857
7 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

No.

College football is better when nebraska is a paper tiger and Texas pants them.

#858

Chris Simms looks stupid with buttoning his top button on his shirt collar with a shirt that is too small. 

#861
17 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Another big10 team goes down 

there’s only one power conference

Yinz guys will be chanting SEC in no time.

#862

Bama struggling early. South Florida just missed a wide open touchdown. 

17 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Another big10 team goes down 

there’s only one power conference

No one cares. Don't start this shit. 

#863

If you're longing for the LHN, Lowell and Fozzy are calling the Mizzou game

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#865
1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Bama struggling early. South Florida just missed a wide open touchdown. 

No one cares. Don't start this shit. 

Yeah, they did.  The perils of playing freshmen db's, he thought he had over the top safety help and let him go, only no one was there, very lucky for us.  

#867
1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Bama struggling early. South Florida just missed a wide open touchdown. 

No one cares. Don't start this shit. 

Damn. USF WR had 4 or 5 yards on the Bama DB. 

#868
1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Bama struggling early. South Florida just missed a wide open touchdown. 

No one cares. Don't start this shit. 

Why are you such a hater of our new conference? SEC SEC SEC! It just means more in this conference 

#869

Wait a sec.  Aggy lost, at home no less, to this Notre Dame squad that can't beat NIU?  BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

#870
1 minute ago, SpiralOut said:

Wait a sec.  Aggy lost, at home no less, to this Notre Dame squad that can't beat NIU?  BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Aggy fans are so more hospitable than even ND's home fans. I'm not surprised.

#871
5 minutes ago, heso said:

Yinz guys will be chanting SEC in no time.

Counterpoint:  Texas is going to expose the SEC as a bunch of soft pussies.  

#872
2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Why are you such a hater of our new conference? SEC SEC SEC! It just means more in this conference 

I hope every SEC team besides Texas loses every game.

#874
9 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Why are you such a hater of our new conference? SEC SEC SEC! It just means more in this conference 

Mostly because I have been a hater of this conference for about 15 years and I cannot just turn my feelings off like that. Watching any SEC team that isn't Texas lose still brings me joy.

#878

Fozzy back at the scene of the assassination of his knee in Mizzou. Unfortuantely he is stuck with Galindo.

#879
Just now, Bevo Num1 said:

Where did all of those balloons come from? 

They got them on the way in I assume. They were banging on them when CU had the ball. 

#881
Did he… did he just do that?!?

 

#882
34 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Maria Taylor wearing same outfit she wore on Thursday? 

Yep. She had to walk home from my place early Friday morning. I mean it was nice and all but hardly worth a ride home or car fare

#887
40 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


Come out, Virginia, don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
Aw, but sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well will be the one

Beautiful Haiku. 

#890
22 minutes ago, heso said:

They got them on the way in I assume. They were banging on them when CU had the ball. 

What happens if they're shut out?

#892
12 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
WELCOME TO THE MAYO.@DukesMayonnaise

 

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#893

Thus far we've had an outstanding display of tackling, by our offensive line, and no one else at all. 

#895
42 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I hope every SEC team besides Texas loses every game.

Aggy would just claim that Texas ruined the conference.

#896

amazing one handed catch for illinois while being held by the corner just now

 

THIS SNAG WAS CLEAAANNNN! 🧼 @ZakhariFranklin was so smooth with this for @IlliniFootball

 

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#897
49 minutes ago, heso said:

Yinz guys will be chanting SEC in no time.

I’ve never chanted SEC, except sarcastically. 
 

but in reality, the sec is the best conference and it’s the best by quite a bit. The top tier teams are the best, and there’s the most of them. The mid tier teams as well. 
 

We get to find out for real with a 12 team playoff there’s actually going to be a lot more comparison between conferences at the end rather than just bowl matchups. 

#898
33 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Travis Hunter fixing Neyor's pad for him

Put the jersey sleeve back on top of it

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Travis is gonna look good in Viking purple next year

#899
25 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:
Did he… did he just do that?!?

 

This catch should appear as the visual for the definition of high pointing the ball.

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