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#9504

I’m rooting for UCLA in this game. I don’t have any reason to root for, or against, Iowa. I really don’t have any feelings towards them. I like corn and all but, that’s from the farmers, most likely not too many of the team are farmers.

#9506
2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I’m rooting for UCLA in this game. I don’t have any reason to root for, or against, Iowa. I really don’t have any feelings towards them. I like corn and all but, that’s from the farmers, most likely not too many of the team are farmers.

You don't know that man! Maybe the entire team were FFAPA. Future Farmers and Punters of America!!!

Don't assume.

#9507
1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

You don't know that man! Maybe the entire team were FFAPA. Future Farmers and Punters of America!!!

Don't assume.

Can't spell 'assumption' without PUNT.

#9508

Cal gets 3 to stretch the lead to 10. 39-29 Bears.

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Can't spell 'assumption' without PUNT.

maybe if it were spelled in Latin. 

#9509
2 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Cal gets 3 to stretch the lead to 10. 39-29 Bears.

maybe if it were spelled in Latin. 

Learned my Latin from a very nice Scottish matron.  Always reminded me of 'HOW many Romans?' when we did declensions.

#9510
12 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Whoa, SD St misses a gimme 6 on the Philly special. 

That's why they're the Asstecs, man.

#9513
2 minutes ago, TOR said:

Learned my Latin from a very nice Scottish matron.  Always reminded me of 'HOW many Romans?' when we did declensions.

My Latin teacher was a punster. Which I took as a challenge.

We were doing the future perfect tense of "amo" when I finally got her with: "Amavero your point."

#9515
5 minutes ago, TOR said:

Learned my Latin from a very nice Scottish matron.  Always reminded me of 'HOW many Romans?' when we did declensions.

 

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

My Latin teacher was a punster. Which I took as a challenge.

We were doing the future perfect tense of "amo" when I finally got her with: "Amavero your point."

Evidently @Rimbo and @TOR are educated men.  Now, I really hate 'em.  In vino veritas!

#9516

I went to the national Latin convention, where I met a chick from Latrobe, PA. Who of course had to introduce me to Rolling Rock Ponies.

Wonder what happened to that chick. She was mostly hooking up with another guy I befriended there, but then she and I ended up as pen pals, he dropped off the face of the earth. She was basically exactly what you'd expect of a Western PA white chick. Come to think of it I also hooked up with a Western PA white chick at Texas, my first girlfriend outside of high school. Erin, you suck! I hope you die of face AIDS.

Good God Cal's run game is awful. For the love of the Castro District, throw the fuckin' ball

#9518

hahahahahahahhaha omg Cal is gonna choke this away, aren't they? Still looking for their first EVER ACC win

#9519

Hey, $3.99 crazy puffs at Little Caesar's.  That sounds like a bargain for me.

#9526
2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I went to the national Latin convention, where I met a chick from Latrobe, PA. Who of course had to introduce me to Rolling Rock Ponies.

Wonder what happened to that chick. She was mostly hooking up with another guy I befriended there, but then she and I ended up as pen pals, he dropped off the face of the earth. She was basically exactly what you'd expect of a Western PA white chick. Come to think of it I also hooked up with a Western PA white chick at Texas, my first girlfriend outside of high school. Erin, you suck! I hope you die of face AIDS.

Good God Cal's run game is awful. For the love of the Castro District, throw the fuckin' ball

From the glass lined tanks of Old Latrobe. Unfortunately, Rolling Rock was bought by Budweiser and moved its production to the Swamp Lined Roads of New Jersey. I guess they are now owned by InBev. The old brewery has been bought by Pabst.

What do people outside of western Pa. expect from a Western PA white chick?

I will say that my brother went to St. Vincent for undergrad, that’s in Latrobe, just across Route 30 from Arnold Palmer Airport.

2 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Glad I stuck with the Cal v Wake game on the big tv.  It turned out to be pretty good.  Let's go Wake! 

You jinxed it!

#9527

I can see it now if Wake wins.  Burn couches, tear down goal posts or chunk TP in a tree on a corner?  No way, this is Work Forest, those kids will bust calculators and attempt to find the end of pi.  

I guess the calculators are safe from melt down.  Another Wake TO, why should we be surprised?

Edited by Bevo&Pevo

#9530

That should do it for Wake.

This would be an interesting bball game, maybe.

#9536
32 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I’m rooting for UCLA in this game. I don’t have any reason to root for, or against, Iowa. I really don’t have any feelings towards them. I like corn and all but, that’s from the farmers, most likely not too many of the team are farmers.

I’d think the rando allegence would be to the feaux Steelers uniforms.

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#9537
2 minutes ago, troph said:

Now I know the action is at the national Latin convention. 

The real fun was at TMEA, all-state orchestra.

There wasn't a lot of time in-between rehearsals, but in that time... we had fun.

#9538
3 minutes ago, troph said:

Now I know the action is at the national Latin convention. 

Academic Decathlon had nothing on that non-stop party.

#9540
Just now, Rimbo said:

The real fun was at TMEA, all-state orchestra.

There wasn't a lot of time in-between rehearsals, but in that time... we had fun.

OMG, playing at UIL competitions was actually pretty hottie intensive.  

#9541
Just now, Rimbo said:

The real fun was at TMEA, all-state orchestra.

There wasn't a lot of time in-between rehearsals, but in that time... we had fun.

My son is in a select orchestra (French horn) I’ll be sure to keep a watchful eye. 

#9542
2 minutes ago, troph said:

I’d think the rando allegence would be to the feaux Steelers uniforms.

I just hate that conference though, so, I never developed any sort of affection towards them. I don’t think I have ever met anyone who attended Iowa.

#9543
2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

The real fun was at TMEA, all-state orchestra.

There wasn't a lot of time in-between rehearsals, but in that time... we had fun.

one time at band camp....

#9545
3 minutes ago, troph said:

My son is in a select orchestra (French horn) I’ll be sure to keep a watchful eye. 

Low brass hides booze inside their horns.  Works every time.

#9546
1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I just hate that conference though, so, I never developed any sort of affection towards them. I don’t think I have ever met anyone who attended Iowa.

We were at redrocks last year it was raining and the group in front of us were Iowa fans they gave me a Iowa pancho to use but warned me how many people would say go hawks or whatever. I was thinking yeah right, it’s nothing like a hook em. Holy shit, in the hour we were in line waiting to get in I swear it was like 8 folks who walked by and said something. It was insane.

#9548

Who are these people wearing UCLA uniforms playing defense?  Or is it just Iowa.

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