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Just now, sdm said:

Bama loses Roberts and Milroe limping. tough game

And stuffed by LSU. Damn! We gotta game.

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War crimes against okies continue in Ft. Worth. 31-6

AND THE TIGERS FUMBLE, BAMA BALL

Turnover for bama

what a great day for football it is

only lsu could have a massive 4th down stop... only to fumble on the next play

Milroe - Float like a bumble bee sting like a bee

all you bitches whining about Ewers need to watch Milroe try to pass

Boy did I fuck that up. I'm cutting myself off now

BAMA 20 LSU 6 game over

Jesus—this Maryland-Oregon game may feature the best uniform matchup in the history of college football.

Tennessee QB is out?

 

20-7 with the backup QB might make this game interesting. 

9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

what a great day for football it is


glorious fall day in Dallas. Perfect day. 

Do OU fans just accept their coaches’ meth habit?  We had Tom Herman, I sympathize.

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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Bama’s d is not impressive. 

Nope. But their offense is dynamic with Milton Enoght to pile it up. 
 

But LSU might have a better offense than Georgia so could be a fun 2nd half. 

OK, I admit I turned on the OU/Mizzou game just to have 7 games on at once. This game is unwatchable.

These teams suck muledick. They are doing to the sport of football what Bill Cosby did to women. They are nuclear waste; I would say that they are shit, but shit at least has a use as fertilizer. They are the drooling racist third cousin at the family reunion that nobody wanted to show but felt they had to invite. They are ass; and not the cute, round, perky little ass of your college girlfriend, but the flabby, flat, obese ass of your ex-wife after having her fifth child with her third husband. (Bullet: dodged.) They are the embodiment of sniffling off-brand glue. This is Temu Football. Not even Uwe Boll would make a movie out of this. Stevie Wonder has asked to change the channel. This game is a performance of Ave Maria... on bagpipes. By someone in the late stages of pulmonary fibrosis. This game voted for Jill Stein. This game violates HIPAA, the Geneva Convention, and the Comics Code Authority. This game was booed off the stage at an Insane Clown Posse concert.

It's pretty awful.

That’s one of Aggys top tier wins asshole. Along with LSU.  Watch your mouth. 

6 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Jesus—this Maryland-Oregon game may feature the best uniform matchup in the history of college football.

Star Trek GIF

Just now, Rimbo said:

Star Trek GIF

Lol right.

Texas still plays OU every year, don't they?

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

OK, I admit I turned on the OU/Mizzou game just to have 7 games on at once. This game is unwatchable.

These teams suck muledick. They are doing to the sport of football what Bill Cosby did to women. They are nuclear waste; I would say that they are shit, but shit at least has a use as fertilizer. They are the drooling racist third cousin at the family reunion that nobody wanted to show but felt they had to invite. They are ass; and not the cute, round, perky little ass of your college girlfriend, but the flabby, flat, obese ass of your ex-wife after having her fifth child with her third husband. (Bullet: dodged.) They are the embodiment of sniffling off-brand glue. This is Temu Football. Not even Uwe Boll would make a movie out of this. Stevie Wonder has asked to change the channel. This game is a performance of Ave Maria... on bagpipes. By someone in the late stages of pulmonary fibrosis. This game voted for Jill Stein. This game violates HIPAA, the Geneva Convention, and the Comics Code Authority. This game was booed off the stage at an Insane Clown Posse concert.

It's pretty awful.

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11 minutes ago, Drew said:

Tennessee QB is out?

 

20-7 with the backup QB might make this game interesting. 

So, what happened?  I flipped over to look at some other games.

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

So, what happened?  I flipped over to look at some other games.

Not sure. They were saying they didn’t see anything about him being hurt. Then he was out. 

9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Star Trek GIF

I mean, not yet.  But that’s not a bad suggestion.

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Touchdown Frogs. The massacre continues in Fort Worth.

2 channels showing Texas-Florida highlights at once and I've got a chubby now.

23-14 Tenn/other maroon team

 

tenn has a great defense. Miss st is running through them just can’t pass. 

UCF 24  ASU 28 takes the lead back.

Irish get another TD and extend the lead over the Noles. 28-3

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33 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Jesus—this Maryland-Oregon game may feature the best uniform matchup in the history of college football.

Without seeing any of the game yet, and knowing the history of these two teams, this had such a high probability of sarcasm. 

I’ll give you the Oregon unis. These are definitely the best of all the absurd shit they’ve put out. And I’ll give you half a point for Maryland. If they had just gone with red instead of the tritone metallic nonsense they’d be there. 

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Tenn just too much for them dogs tonight.  
 

Game will be closer than they thought but their defense can’t stop the Tenn run game. 

And Maryland still king around.  29-18 Oregon. 

UCF runs the flea flicker and get right down in the RZ.  Next play they get the TD and lead back.  31-28 Knights

Boise and Nevada and the UCF  ASU game are the 2 best games right now.

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2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

Nevada and Boise State chasing the muff around

Aren't we all?

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

Aren't we all?

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TD Smurfs!

TD Mizzou! Now 9-9, with the PAT Mizzou will go up 10-9.

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

ESPN2 (UCF/ASU) definitely the best current game. 

Whoever gets the ball last wins?

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Nussmeier loves to choke in the clutch

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21 minutes ago, heso said:

Without seeing any of the game yet, and knowing the history of these two teams, this had such a high probability of sarcasm. 

I’ll give you the Oregon unis. These are definitely the best of all the absurd shit they’ve put out. And I’ll give you half a point for Maryland. If they had just gone with red instead of the tritone metallic nonsense they’d be there. 

My dude—it’s the tritone metallic nonsense that makes them fire.

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