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atticus sappington is a real key and peele name

Oregon game announcers are complete morons

Just now, C-Man said:

Oregon game announcers are complete morons

"He must know something we dont"

Narrator: In fact, he did know it was only 3rd down.

6 hours ago, elfenix said:

atticus sappington is a real key and peele name

For sure. It might have taken me several tries before matching that name to this pic. 
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13 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Cal beats Auburn on The Plains. 

That was a lot of fun

9 hours ago, millhouse said:

Locked in

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Dude. It’s no longer about Dinos, it’s sharks.  

Ashton Jeanty >>>> Ollie Gordon

Vandy was not prepared 

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Just a last couple notes from our trip to Cincy. 
 

1. Cincy hates Pitt(sburgh). They had a lot of stuff on their video screen that were not so subtle digs at Pitt. I think a lot of the hates also comes from the Bengals v Steelers. I didn’t mind.

2. Their stadium is not so bad. It’s very quaint and shoehorned into the campus. 
 

3. The team hotel was across the Ohio in Kentucky. I had an awesome room with a great view. I even slept with the sliding door to my balcony open all night. It was pleasant. The Marriott was also close to Hofbrauhaus, the first outside Munich. I went there after checking in and waiting for the team to arrive. Three litres were really nice.

 

4. A couple of pictures. The Bengals stadium was lit up really cool. Town looked nice too, although I did not see Bailey, Jennifer, Les, or any of the others from WKRP.

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if this was already mentioned so be it; search function isn’t working.

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indiana state last week but still.  good for card. 

Southern Alabama with 87 points. I don't think I have ever seen a modern team score 87 points in college. That's absurd. That's what I wish we would do to OU, Arky, and aggy. Georgia would be nice, but that ain't happening. 

On 9/8/2024 at 10:05 AM, Gatorubet said:

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Dude. It’s no longer about Dinos, it’s sharks.  

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There are going to be some rival games on this weekend's schedule.  WVU and Pitt always makes for some fun. 

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16 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Running clock in the 4th?

Just cut off 6 minutes.

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South Alabama crushed Northwestern State 87-10 on Thursday night, with USA setting a school scoring record. The onslaught was so bad that the coaches of both teams agreed to shorten the fourth quarter by six minutes, resulting in only 54 minutes of play.

This ended up being key for the sports betting results. College football sportsbook house rules usually require 55 minutes of play for most action to be considered valid, though there is leeway for interpretation.

DraftKings' house rules state, "There must be 5 minutes or less of scheduled game time left for bets to have action unless the specific market outcome is already unconditionally determined." The last part is crucial, as over and under bets on the total (in this case set at 59.5, per ESPN BET odds) can be deemed "unconditional" -- in other words, they would have hit regardless of anything that could have happened in the final minutes of the game.

As a result, DraftKings graded overs and unders as winners and losers, respectively. BetMGM confirmed that it settled total bets in the same manner. Caesars, ESPN BET and FanDuel did not immediately respond to inquiries for this story.

For the point spread (set at South Alabama -36.5), DraftKings graded all bets as void in accordance with its rules. However, the book said it is awarding cash payouts Friday for any wagers on USA's full-game and second-half spreads as if they were winners. First-half and third-quarter wagers stand as is.

BetMGM voided all full-game wagers on Northwestern State, in accordance with house rules, but graded South Alabama bets as winners, calling the final score an "official result" as "declared by the official governing body," per the book's house rules. 

15 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Southern Alabama with 87 points. I don't think I have ever seen a modern team score 87 points in college. That's absurd. That's what I wish we would do to OU, Arky, and aggy. Georgia would be nice, but that ain't happening. 

I was on-again/off-again with this chick who went to SMU the year after I graduated and went with her to see Cougar High play them in the Dome the game they scored 95 and had over 1K yards of offense. It was like watching a JV team play 8th-graders….

56 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

I was on-again/off-again with this chick who went to SMU the year after I graduated and went with her to see Cougar High play them in the Dome the game they scored 95 and had over 1K yards of offense. It was like watching a JV team play 8th-graders….

Holy shit! At that point they should have just limited the quarters to 5 mins, that's just beyond embarrassing. How can you recover for the season after getting skull dragged like? Damn, son! 

On 9/8/2024 at 10:15 AM, ajax said:

Ashton Jeanty >>>> Ollie Gordon

that kid is unreal. 

Rig12 special flag every fucking play

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On 9/8/2024 at 7:26 PM, PittsburghTiger said:

 

Town looked nice too, although I did not see Bailey, Jennifer, Les, or any of the others from WKRP.

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"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

I didn’t know whooping cough was a thing.

 

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The incidence of pertussis is highest among young children in countries where vaccination coverage is low, primarily in the developing world.

18 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

We are about to kickoff to start game with WVU

Would offer to buy you a beer if I were in town for this one. Frigin dead today and all I've had to do is hit the gym and catch games, but such is the life of an applications analyst on your on-call weekend. If you ever make it down to Winston for a Wake game, or even Raleigh or Chapel Hill hit me up. 

 

holy balls our secondary is weapons grade ASS this season. 

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I didn’t know whooping cough was a thing.

 

 

It was…it got wiped out…now it’s back, and you can guess as to why.

 

 

 

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UAB - 10

Arkansas - 3

UAB driving with 43 seconds left in the 1st

Pitt with the INT to stop the drive. 4 minutes and change left in the 2nd.

Just threw on some burgers and boneless pork ribs for some supper.  Tmrw, well let's wait and see.

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Oof. Just saw that Hudson Card interception. He basically soft tossed it to the defender.

And LOL Arkansas.

How shitty is Purdue getting butt fucked by Notre Dame?

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