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ASU coach is an idiot. Just fucking score from the 3. Unreal. They deserve to lose, now. 

This is hilarious.  Have to clear the field for one last play

5-6 KU has more ranked wins than Indiana 

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

This is hilarious.  Have to clear the field for one last play

It’s gonna be a minute 

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So if Iowa State beats Utah tonight, that’s (4) teams tied atop the Big XII w/ (2) losses (BYU, Colorado, Arizona State, Iowa State). How does that tie-breaker shake out?

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

So if Iowa State beats Utah tonight, that’s (4) teams tied atop the Big XII w/ (2) losses (BYU, Colorado, Arizona State, Iowa State). How does that tie-breaker shake out?

Big 12 front office 

Figure It Out What GIF by CBC

we’ll get back to you in 5 business days 

1 minute ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

So if Iowa State beats Utah tonight, that’s (4) teams tied atop the Big XII w/ (2) losses (BYU, Colorado, Arizona State, Iowa State). How does that tie-breaker shake out?

Let's say army shocks the world. And they and Boise both end up ranked higher than the big 12 champ. Does the big 12 get left out?

1 minute ago, pops said:

Let's say army shocks the world. And they and Boise both end up ranked higher than the big 12 champ. Does the big 12 get left out?

No P4 conference champ is getting left out 

11 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

So if Iowa State beats Utah tonight, that’s (4) teams tied atop the Big XII w/ (2) losses (BYU, Colorado, Arizona State, Iowa State). How does that tie-breaker shake out?

The Big XII will need to make something up at that point.  One thing is for sure - screwing Texas over won't be one of the tiebreakers this time.

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

No P4 conference champ is getting left out 

Aren’t the auto bids the p4 champs and the highest rank g5 champ? Then 7 at large bids?

1 minute ago, heso said:

Aren’t the auto bids the p4 champs and the highest rank g5 champ? Then 7 at large bids?

The ACC and Big 12 will likely revolt if the committee keeps out a P4 champ that isn’t one of the P2. They’ll just drop them in as the 12 seed 

3 minutes ago, Underdog said:

C’mon, Black Knights! 

We're a Navy haus all the way, but today it is C'mon Black Knights!

We need to root against Auburn so Texas has a better SOS when we beat A&M.
Plus, WE want to be the ones to knock them out of a potential playoffs should they think beating us gets them in.

But it would also be funny if Auburn wins!

has anyone noticed that sportsurge doesn’t carry aggie games?

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

We need to root against Auburn so Texas has a better SOS when we beat A&M

that’s irrelevant.  fuck a&m.  war eagle all the way. 

Just now, futureman said:

has anyone noticed that sportsurge doesn’t carry aggie games?

It's a gotdamned sip media conspiracy

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

We need to root against Auburn so Texas has a better SOS when we beat A&M.
Plus, WE want to be the ones to knock them out of a potential playoffs should they think beating us gets them in.

But it would also be funny if Auburn wins!

We just need to handle our business.  Aggy can lose this, then we beat aggy, and we're in the playoff even if we drop the SEC CG.

So, fuck aggy.  Go Barn.

9 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

We're a Navy haus all the way, but today it is C'mon Black Knights!

Same. 

I'm never rooting for aggy but I wouldn't mind if they won tonight.  It helps our SOS sure but aggy with everything on the line and 13 years of blue balls etc would be set up to do what they unquestionably do best.  

Always funny when they lose though. 

17 minutes ago, heso said:

Aren’t the auto bids the p4 champs and the highest rank g5 champ? Then 7 at large bids?

No. Top 4 ranked conference champs. Highest ranked g5 champ. Top 4 of those get a bye. Then 7 at large. 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa, stupid farming bastards, get fucked!!

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

has anyone noticed that sportsurge doesn’t carry aggie games?

Has anyone ever looked?

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

I'm never rooting for aggy but I wouldn't mind if they won tonight.  It helps our SOS sure but aggy with everything on the line and 13 years of blue balls etc would be set up to do what they unquestionably do best.  

Always funny when they lose though. 

Yeah I’m concerned if they lose tonight they have nothing to lose next week and will play over their heads and/or go dirty a bit. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck our sos. I want aggy Ls. All day 

It's a bad take anyways.

aggy losing will knock them out of the playoffs which helps us. 

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Danny Stuntsman looks like he changes my oil 

Maybe he can do Dr Pepper commercials with the boz in a few years

1 minute ago, Drew said:

and/or go dirty a bit.

When don’t they?

The SOS argument for aggy is a bad one.

If they lose this, they aren't making the playoffs. Only 2 losses will almost certainly get us in with the way this day has gone. Who gives a fuck about SOS? Just eliminate another playoff spot with aggy losing this. 

21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The ACC and Big 12 will likely revolt if the committee keeps out a P4 champ that isn’t one of the P2. They’ll just drop them in as the 12 seed 

Looked it up, it’s the 5 highest ranked conference champions that get auto bids. 

So b1g and sec locked into 1 & 2.

Assuming BSU wins out and wins the mwc. 

Smu locked up their acc game birth. Miami gets in with a win over cuse. If that’s the game the winner will be the 3 seed. If cause wins then Clemson plays smu. There’s a scenario where Miami loses to cuse next week, Clemson loses to South Carolina, and then beats smu where a 3 loss Clemson wins the acc. 

The b12 still has a lot of scenarios where a team could end up winning with 3 losses. None of the teams in the mix (cu, byu, asu, isu) play each other next week. 

AAC championship game is already set for army(19) vs Tulane(20).

b1g

sec

acc

 

then the top 2 of 

mwc

b12

aac

 

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Just now, randomhorn said:

Maybe he can do Dr Pepper commercials with the boz in a few years

No actual legit company is paying Danny Stuntsman for anything other than detailing your car. 

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

has anyone noticed that sportsurge doesn’t carry aggie games?

 

Weird, but stream east has it

 

FYI FCC, I have YouTube TV 

BIG XII SCENARIOUS: So if Iowa State beats Utah tonight, that’s will be (4) 2-loss teams tied atop The Big XII (BYU, Colorado, Arizona State, Iowa State).  Unless I’m mistaken, if all (4) won next week, Arizona State vs Iowa State would be The Big XII title game.  Next week, Arizona State hosts Arizona, Colorado at Ok State, Iowa State at K-State, BYU at Houston.  If K-State beat Iowa State and the other (3) won, it would be Arizona State vs BYU.  Colorado would need Houston to beat BYU to get back into the conversation so, so much for Coach Prime’s celebrity getting Colorado into the playoff unless the above chaos ensues and that’s probably the only Big XII program at this point thhe committee would try to find a way to get into the playoff.  In short, Big XII better be rooting for Army tonight vs ND and for Boise State to lose to Wyoming or Oregon State

https://bball.notnothing.net/big12.php?sport=fb

Let's count how many limp wristed idiots we see this game that aren't even playing Texas. 

Better yet, if you're a real man, take a shot every time you see one. I'll send you a card in the ER

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee, TD, Barn!!

Already orgasmic

5 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Weird, but stream east has it

 

FYI FCC, I have YouTube TV 

I found it but I had to google “auburn streameast”

STFU, Venables.  Your DE was clearly lined up in the neutral zone 

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10 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

It's a bad take anyways.

aggy losing will knock them out of the playoffs which helps us. 

Which is why I'm rooting for sooner tonight.

Ew.

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