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4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

How is Georgia in if they lose next week?

The secsecs3c is going to get at least 3 teams in so how would the second best team in the conference not be in with just two losses in the regular season?

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Tech gashed them all night running the ball, but had to throw it damn near every play in OT.
Just dumb

Short field , harder to run.
Just now, Murfdogg21 said:

By the 7th OT, either team could’ve won and it wouldn’t have changed who they are. UGA should be embarrassed by this, yet because they were the only ones to score in 7OT, they are locked in the CFP. Had GT got in, UGA would be out of CFP with a loss to Texas. It should be more than wins and losses. If they lose to us next week, the committee should look at tonight’s game as a loss and punk UGA out of the playoff.   

but it wasn’t 

4 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

How is Georgia in if they lose next week?

They have 2 losses now. The same way Texas would if they lose tomorrow.  
 

no matter what Texas and Georgia are in the playoffs.  Aggy is if they beat us and Georgia.  And Tennessee is if they beat vandy. 

1 minute ago, Murfdogg21 said:

By the 7th OT, either team could’ve won and it wouldn’t have changed who they are. UGA should be embarrassed by this, yet because they were the only ones to score in 7OT, they are locked in the CFP. Had GT got in, UGA would be out of CFP with a loss to Texas. It should be more than wins and losses. If they lose to us next week, the committee should look at tonight’s game as a loss and punk UGA out of the playoff. 

They won't bc sec logo on their uniform

Just now, JBJ said:

Seems high.

8 of them could probably get into Georiga, at least. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Fuck Kirby fat ass visor wearing wanker in his fat fucking vagina. He’s a raging dickhole

 

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Meh, fun game. Don't care. Fuck Georgia. Fuck Tech.

Texas' turn bitches. LETS FUCKING GO.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

The refs broke the rules by calling a PI on a tipped pass. That's not a judgment call, that is just illegal. 

So I am glad they were rewarded by having to ref this shitshow for 8 OTs.

Disappointed we can't eliminate Georgia from the playoffs by beating them next week though.

I did not see a tip on the slo mo replay. 

The ball went by three defender’s hands.

Which one touched it.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

The secsecs3c is going to get at least 3 teams in so how would the second best team in the conference not be in?

Will they when vandy beats Tenn tomorrow?

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They went 10-2 against a pretty brutal schedule. 

10-2 will get them in. The SEC is going to get at least three in.

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Kirby is such a fucking douche bag...I hate him so much

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

We can't fucking lose tomorrow because then I'd have to root for Georgia in the SECCG.

But I guess for some posters here tomorrow isn't a big deal or a must win game. 

Don't worry -- we're gonna shit all over aggy tomorrow night.

6 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

GT chocked that game away. 

You might even say they choked the game away. 

Kudo's to GT on a hell of a season.  
Not sure who they have a bowl game against but I'll be watching that game for sure.

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

Kirby is such a fucking douche bag...I hate him so much

He represents their fans well. 

They are quickly moving up my hate power-rankings - even in a conference that includes OU and aggy.

Why?  They played six plays in 45 minutes. 

No kidding. Once you get to 3OT, that’s probably as much rest as you’ll get during a game.
8 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

How is Georgia in if they lose next week?

They aren't going to punish a three loss SEC runner up. 

1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Kirby is such a fucking douche bag...I hate him so much

Yes. Let the hate flow thru you. Kirby Smart is a fucking douche canoe. And he certainly looked the part tonite for everyone to see on Holiday. 

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I do pity an announcer who has to find new insight to communicate past the second or third overtime.  But if any announcer can do it, . . . Joe Tessatore is not him.

I mean, Jesus Christ, Joe—can you really not find anything to say other than “good, old-fashioned hate,” 30-game home winning streak,” and “seniors haven’t lost a game at home?”  It’s just an unreal lack of talent at the announcer and Georgia QB position tonight.

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

10-2 will get them in. The SEC is going to get at least three in.

If Tenn wins tomorrow 

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Fuck Kirby fat ass visor wearing wanker in his fat fucking vagina. He’s a raging dickhole

 

i hope the committee was unimpressed with them. 

Damn game got Nicole all riled up.  Somebody's getting their ass kicked.

Damn game got Nicole all riled up.  Somebody's getting their ass kicked.

You mean killed.
6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We can't fucking lose tomorrow because then I'd have to root for Georgia in the SECCG.

But I guess for some posters here tomorrow isn't a big deal or a must win game. 

It's a big game, but care to explain why it's a must win?

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They went 10-2 against a pretty brutal schedule. 

They kept getting lucky too those fuckers were losing to Florida before DJ got hurt. 
 

Oh well we can get revenge twice now theoretically. 
 

if we beat them by 30 in the SEC championship game then again in the playoffs it erases our loss to them and we are undefeated

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Damn game got Nicole all riled up.  Somebody's getting their ass kicked.

Or finding themselves at the bottom of a lake…

Just now, David Dennison said:

It's a big game, but care to explain why it's a must win?

Every game is a must win

22 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

To guarantee a spot in the CFP! They will definitely get into the CFP if they win here! These dudes.

Did you know the seniors on that Georgia team never lost at home?

Well that was a helluva fucking game. We certainly had our chances. 8 OT! That’s an all-timer in the rivalry. 

8 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Will they when vandy beats Tenn tomorrow?

Vandy goes to a better bowl and Tenn may be out of the playoffs?

10 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Will they when vandy beats Tenn tomorrow?

You saw what happened in Athens tonight yes?

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it was targeting.  I think it is bullshit that it is targeting, but it is.


 

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7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It's a big game, but care to explain why it's a must win?

Because I live in Houston and aggy is everywhere. 

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/17xQ2yt2Ua/?mibextid=WC7FNe
 

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look how many of these bitches are talking shit about Texas here

 

if we can roll over aggy and Georgia in two weeks, all of these room temp IQ mouthbreathers will have to eat crow. They won’t but it’s ok anyway

15 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

It's a big game, but care to explain why it's a must win?

Because if the players are going into tomorrow thinking that it's anything less than that then they might want to look at playing for a different program.

15 minutes ago, Tonesky said:

Because I live in Houston and aggy is everywhere. 

That’s a you problem. 

21 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

Vandy goes to a better bowl and Tenn may be out of the playoffs?

In the words of an ol’ ball coach, you can’t spell Citrus without (the other) UT.

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s a you problem. 

I’ll add it to the growing list. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

He represents their fans well. 

They are quickly moving up my hate power-rankings - even in a conference that includes OU and aggy.

Now, give that four or five more decades and you’ll be where I am. 

13 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Now, give that four or five more decades and you’ll be where I am. 

Y'all are on my good-side so far. 

As are the drunk, loud, obnoxious (but very congenial) Kentucky fans I sat by at DKR last weekend. They took themselves the perfect amount of seriously.

I have Vandy in the family and they don't count anyway. 

Alabama seems to keep it fairly classy but we'll see what a good desert-wandering does. 

I've never really hated OU fans - just their institution and sports teams. In my experience their grads are pretty level-headed and self-loathing like Texas fans. The methy t-shirt contingent grades out lower.

aggy is - well - they just can't help their poor selves. It's kind of sad.

I feel like LSU for sure has the potential to be nasty. 

I'm too young to have any experience with Arky. 

Who gives a shit about the rest of them. 

All that said I'm glad we left the B12. I think the SEC is going to be a ton of fun. 

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5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Fuck Kirby fat ass visor wearing wanker in his fat fucking vagina. He’s a raging dickhole

 

i hope the committee was unimpressed with them. 

I think any Longhorn paying attention these days is right here. My long term worry is that we don't become them over time. I don't mind playing SEC but I don't want to be SEC.

7 hours ago, Zeus said:

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/17xQ2yt2Ua/?mibextid=WC7FNe
 

wander into the biggest pool of dumbfucks ever

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look how many of these bitches are talking shit about Texas here

 

if we can roll over aggy and Georgia in two weeks, all of these room temp IQ mouthbreathers will have to eat crow. They won’t but it’s ok anyway

Of the many annoying characteristics of aggy, not shutting the fuck up after a loss is among the worst.

Your optimism towards future silence made me laugh, but then you caught it yourself.

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6 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Georgia winning was better for Texas anyways

This is the same thing as saying Alabama losing to OU is better for Texas.

Its fine after the fact but while its happening you always root for OU to lose in as catastrophic as fashion as possible. I'm about there with Georgia, what an unlikable culture and coach they have. 

8 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


No kidding. Once you get to 3OT, that’s probably as much rest as you’ll get during a game.

The narrative that 8OTs was some Herculean test of stamina is such a joke. GT ran 84 plays to UGA's 69 and by the last hour they were running about 2 plays every 10 minutes. Oh no!

As a reference, when we played UGA in a zero OT game, the play count was UGA:69 and UT:76

8 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Haven't seen that name (or those tits) in years. I had no idea this chick was still around  trying to pretend to know about football.

8 hours ago, Zeus said:

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/17xQ2yt2Ua/?mibextid=WC7FNe
 

wander into the biggest pool of dumbfucks ever

facebook

look how many of these bitches are talking shit about Texas here

 

if we can roll over aggy and Georgia in two weeks, all of these room temp IQ mouthbreathers will have to eat crow. They won’t but it’s ok anyway

It's Facebook. The premise of the entire business is "giving dumb fucks a place to find other dumb fucks and engage in dumbfuckery." 

Would you be surprised to know morbidly obese people congregate at Walmart?

 

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