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3 hours ago, immamac said:

This is the same thing as saying Alabama losing to OU is better for Texas.

Its fine after the fact but while its happening you always root for OU to lose in as catastrophic as fashion as possible. I'm about there with Georgia, what an unlikable culture and coach they have. 

Kirby is up there with Bert Bielema as a fat fucking retard, but with a better team. 

Played the over at 5 for the # of times the weirdo Gus Johnson says "world famous" ohio state university. 

Vandy with the 100 yard kick return TD was pretty nice start for them

6 hours ago, Thatguy said:

I think any Longhorn paying attention these days is right here. My long term worry is that we don't become them over time. I don't mind playing SEC but I don't want to be SEC.

Yep. It just means more to me that we remain Texas and fuck em all up. We just happened to join their conference bc the realignment is going to continue and we just got a jump on the inevitable conference changes, 

You don't just waltz in to First Bank Stadium, endure the Anchor Down ceremony, and expect to emerge alive.

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

i havent even cracked my first coke can of the day and vandy is already cookin

How bout the Jack?

Amazing what happens when everyone can pay players 

1 minute ago, Earl Haffler said:

How bout the Jack?

Tenn apparently opened that before kick off. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ok so vandy is for real when talking about them, but vandy is shit when talking about Texas. 

Going to turn out that Texas played the strongest SEC schedule. 

secsecsec refs have their work cut out for them

The fuck going on in Nashville, besides kick ass chicken at Monell's?

Fixin to kick, so hit the can right quick, and hear something about extra point. Let the dog out right quick, and it's 14-0.

 

Guess the smoking lamp ain't lit in Nashville for now. 😂

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Ok so vandy is for real when talking about them, but vandy is shit when talking about Texas. 

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2 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

The fuck going on in Nashville, besides kick ass chicken at Monell's?

Fixin to kick, so hit the can right quick, and hear something about extra point. Let the dog out right quick, and it's 14-0.

 

Guess the smoking lamp ain't lit in Nashville for now. 😂

It would be 21-0 if you had eaten at Hattie B's instead of Monell's.

UK deserves an ass kicking wearing that abomination of a uniform, UL already up 7-0 and with the ball again. 

Yes this is the Vandy team Texas “was lucky to escape with a win” from. 
 

you know rev game where Texas was up 10 with like a minute left. Made a miracles TD throw then failed to get the miracle inside kick?

 

Yeah that game we “almost lost” 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Cover zero?

Double zero

3 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

It would be 21-0 if you had eaten at Hattie B's instead of Monell's.


Would have put me on the toilet and made the trip longer, yeah. 

22 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Tennessee self destructing

Nico is absolutely terrible. How someone rated him above Arch has to be looking in the mirror wanting to punch themselves in the groin. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

SCAR stones Clempson on 4th and 1.  Slugfest so far.  

This so the game I'm watching. I have USCe winning, and that would be glorious contributing to the downfall of Dabo. 

LULZ at Dabo doing the turnover on downs  in the first quarter

As I sit here roughly an equal distance from Nashville and Knoxville, I'd love to see Vandy punk the Vols. So far, so good. 
 

This game is going about as expected. I can't wait for Sark to begin his takeover of what used to be Clemson recruits. Garceson Littleton is just the beginning. 

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