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Took a knee to the head. Surprised they didn't stop the game and make him come out for an eval.

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You punt it out of the stadium, what are you talking about McDonough.  

Stoops playing chess, bitches. Gonna get the ball back with 12 seconds left!

I miss the era of fat Kentucky quarterbacks.

6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Angry Harrison Ford GIF
 

Reported, you miserable cunt. 

Reported for what. You don't understand how a football schedule works. 

Also you're fat. Lose some weight. 

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Here comes The Annexation of Puerto Rico play ftw. 

C’mon officials, good lord the stoppages and clock work 

Swell, another review. Game’s only 7 hrs long. 

No interesting games left. I might just give up and pass out.

Just now, Underdog said:

Swell, another review. Game’s only 7 hrs long. 

Just gives smug ass McElroy more time to honor us with his pontification.  

That final play seems to fit the stoops game plan nicely 

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Just now, miguelito said:

No interesting games left. I might just give up and pass out.

7-3 Cal over SD St after 1 on ESPN. 

Ezekiel Elliot at center would’ve worked better, Piglet. 

Why spike it? How fucking stupid is stoops?

Just now, B00M said:

That final play seems to fit the stoops game plan nicely 

safe, ineffective, no risk. had 2 min to come up with their bestest 

Kirby Smart looks like Alex Lifeson with a visor.

Stoops fucked that all up in the last 5 mins

"yOu DoNt JuDgE sEc TeAmS oN oNe WeEk..." 

 

STFU, Smart

No one does double digit losing streaks like Big Blue football. 

The scouting report for Beck is future serial killer.  

7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

RIP Jared Lorenzen

That dude could ball, can never take that away.

23 minutes ago, F250 said:

Ztejas is Surlys queen bitch.

You’re taking Penelope’s side over ztejas. LOLOLOLOL. The Queen of Negs. 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

You’re taking Penelope’s side over ztejas. LOLOLOLOL. The Queen of Negs. 

Bro, you literally suck dick.

32 minutes ago, ztejas said:

40,000 negs to go sweetheart. 

She spends more time here negging people than you can imagine. I think she is going to take that on as a challenge. Start with posting in the echo chamber and she’ll start whittling down your rep like termites destroying a home.

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Bro, you literally suck dick.

LOL that’s funny if you think that. Penelope is a bitch.

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8 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Kirby Smart is a bleeder with a victim complex

12 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

"yOu DoNt JuDgE sEc TeAmS oN oNe WeEk..." 

 

STFU, Smart

That was aggy level bullshit.

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

She spends more time here negging people than you can imagine. I think she is going to take that on as a challenge. Start with posting in the echo chamber and she’ll start whittling down your rep like termites destroying a home.

LOL that’s funny if you think that. Penelope is a bitch.

I am a bitch, and I’m totally proud of it

But we all remember your PnP days with meth.  

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I am a bitch, and I’m totally proud of it

But we all remember your PnP days with meth.  

Start negging honey. You’re behind your quota. Get a better thumb ring while you’re at it too.

They just pulling guys out of the stands to be the officials now.

10 minutes ago, F250 said:

That was aggy level bullshit.

I took it as him relaying his message to his team about Kentucky throughout the week — not to judge them for their loss. We’re all going to judge UGA for that mess. 

32 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

The scouting report for Beck is future serial killer.  

You sure the future isn't right now?

36 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

They just pulling guys out of the stands to be the officials now.

I go to the same gym as a guy who works as an umpire for a crew in the Sunbelt, and what he was telling me is that this is true.  They are having an increasingly difficult time getting people to work as officials on field.  

Lulz, 2nd flag on Cal for fans throwing shit on the field.  Wilcox just got on the mic telling them to stop.

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

*wazzou

*Making fun of them because I don't care WTF they scream.

3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

They just pulling guys out of the stands to be the officials now.

Looks to me like they pull them out of Gold's gym.  Refs don't look like that on ESPN Classic.

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