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19 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

hahahahaha storming the field after beating SJSU.....but it is college and WSU so I give them a pass and it was a great comeback

Texas would ass-rape either of these teams in the face. 

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2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

Alright, Janikowski. 

1 billion dollars

14 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Fuck, there  isn't anything worth a shit to watch at 11.

I disagree. It'd be cool to watch a bit of Kansas if they go to Morganhole and beat WVU.

53 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

11am slate is ugly today...

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46 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Fuck, there  isn't anything worth a shit to watch at 11.

No service academy game is ugly, you unpatriotic cocksuckers! 

The two early games last night were pretty fun. Unfortunately for me, I fell asleep before Stanford & Illinois won their games.

Pitt has, what we hope is, a bit of a reprieve week with Youngstown State doing to town. This would be a nice day to get more guys worked into the new offense.

Of course, in Paul Chryst’s first game as Pitt HC we lost to the Penguins. So, never underestimate Pitt’s ability to fuck up a sure thing.

I am really looking forward to watching some of the Oklahoma v Tennessee game. That should be a lot of fun.

I'm going start with NCSt vs Clemson.  I have a feeling Clemson is gonna run away with it, though.

UF vs MSST or for the lols.

KU vs WVU could end up a decent watch.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

No service academy game is ugly, you unpatriotic cocksuckers! 

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2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Fuck, there  isn't anything worth a shit to watch at 11.

There’s really nothing worth watching until maybe 3. Utah-Okie Lite might be interesting. At 4, TCU at the high school stadium is mildly interesting. I don’t really care about anything until Bowling Green visits the tackle box at 6:30, then the action gets started at 7. 

1 minute ago, nnm said:

There’s really nothing worth watching until maybe 3. Utah-Okie Lite might be interesting. At 4, TCU at the high school stadium is mildly interesting. I don’t really care about anything until Bowling Green visits the tackle box at 6:30, then the action gets started at 7. 

2:30 SC-Michigan. But yeah the morning blows.

2:30 SC-Michigan

3pm Utah-OKST

6:30 Tenn-OU

7pm Texas 

Criminal UCLA/LSU isn't at night with two of the best unis in cfb going at it. 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Welp, go NC State, but I don't have much faith.

Ballgame

1 hour ago, JBJ said:

I'm going start with NCSt vs Clemson.  I have a feeling Clemson is gonna run away with it, though.

That didn't take long.

Scouting Miss St and Florida as future Texas opponents.

Based on the first three Miss St plays we'll beat them 336-0.

Now on to Florida...

They'll do a little better.

266-0

Edited by gofuckyourself
One series each and it's conclusive. These teams suck real bad.

how is gatah/klanaggy not the clear choice regardless of suck?
we play both

Because we know we’re gonna beat both of them by 50+ points
1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Scouting Miss St and Florida as future Texas opponents.

Based on the first three Miss St plays we'll beat them 336-0.

Now on to Florida...

Blend their rosters and we win by 40. 

All these games are bad. Hey look WV just scored.

Who do I have to punch in the face to start getting some good 11 am games?

NC State has no defense such a switcheroo from the past few years.

4 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

11am slate is ugly today...

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Good sir, this is an SEC power house of suck football game. I shan't allow you to besmirch the amazing amount of terrible  surely to be found in this game:

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3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

This FL MSU game is utterly terrible football

Jeff Lebby plying his craft at Klan Aggy now.  3rd and 13 and threw a 5 yard pass to the flat.  Seen that before.  Wonder where the slow developing sweep to the slow white WR is....

Fuck yeah Marshall.

Lets go Marshall

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I don't understand why more teams don't have the RB jump/dive play at the goal line. I know it was big in the '90s and went out of fashion after defenders gameplanned for it but that's because it was all some offenses did down there. If you mix it in sometimes it's still a good play. 

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Clemson punking NC State so far may offer a glimmer of light for ou.  

James Madison with a 11-0 lead against North Caroina? What is going on Mack?

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I don't understand why more teams don't have the RB jump/dive play at the goal line. I know our was big in the '90s and went out of fashion after defenders gameplanned for it but that's because it was all some offenses did down there. If you mix it in sometimes it's still a good play. 

Seems like in the modern game you'd draw a fair amount of targeting penalties, too.

Holy shit, MSU is making the Gator offense look absolutely decent. Which is... impressive.

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Clemson uni looking sharp. 

they said 10 straight drives with a TD for clemson. i dont think clemson scored 10 times at all with DJU

2 minutes ago, hornbri said:

James Madison with a 11-0 lead against North Caroina? What is going on Mack?

Ya hate to see it. Just scares you to death.

Just looked up Klan Ag's schedule.  Jesus.  If they don't beat Gata today, they play 6 ranked teams in the next 8 games, including the #1 and #2 team in the country.

They may beat Mass later in the season so at best case, they're 2-10.

Lebby basically had to take that job because he was going be ousted at OU after the Art Briles stunt.  Serves him right.  Cocksucker.

There is no foul for what?

That ref belongs in the B12.

I played it back several times and still don’t know what he said.

It sounded like “there is no foul for running down the field”

WTF ?

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5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I don't understand why more teams don't have the RB jump/dive play at the goal line. I know it was big in the '90s and went out of fashion after defenders gameplanned for it but that's because it was all some offenses did down there. If you mix it in sometimes it's still a good play. 

Chop block being illegal inside the tackle box killed it.

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Just looked up Klan Ag's schedule.  Jesus.  If they don't beat Gata today, they play 6 ranked teams in the next 8 games, including the #1 and #2 team in the country.

They may beat Mass later in the season so at best case, they're 2-10.

Lebby basically had to take that job because he was going be ousted at OU after the Art Briles stunt.  Serves him right.  Cocksucker.

They and Florida were projected to have a couple of the hardest schedules at the start of the season, iirc.

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Just looked up Klan Ag's schedule.  Jesus.  If they don't beat Gata today, they play 6 ranked teams in the next 8 games, including the #1 and #2 team in the country.

They may beat Mass later in the season so at best case, they're 2-10.

Lebby basically had to take that job because he was going be ousted at OU after the Art Briles stunt.  Serves him right.  Cocksucker.

still mad at that idiot mark stoops last week for punting vs Georgia in the 4th. they have like 4 other top 5 teams on the schedule. fucking live a little, pansy

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Chop block being illegal inside the tackle box killed it.

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