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2 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

In case anyone is wondering, youtubes has streams of most games, if you can't find a reliable one.

Yeah, they've been great about this all season so far.

Will spare the board and myself an OU thread. Getting close to kick with Auburn. We’ll see how this goes. 

Just now, Constant said:

Will spare the board and myself an OU thread. Getting close to kick with Auburn. We’ll see how this goes. 

I'd say good luck, but obviously wouldn't mean it. 

God I can't wait for our game and Bama/Georgia after. Then see how Oregon looks against UCLA. They haven't looked all that great outside the Beavers beat down 

First time ever I'm interested in the start of a UNLV football game. New QB looks fast. Probably can't throw but neither could Sluka

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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knat/bratwurst platter… game’s a blowout, right. 

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wish i was at oktoberfest

TD prophylactics

 

that's a great catch

 

edit2: probably wasnt a catch but fuck gary anyway.

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*one of the worst offenses going up against one of the best defenses*

"It's like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object!"
No, wrong, it's the exact opposite of that

We have threads for aggy and OU

 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

We have threads for aggy and OU

 

We already have a thread for random shitty games 

Man I feel like I need like 5 TVs right now.

Danielson is a tool. 

I thought we established this at least 10 years ago?
14 minutes ago, D3zii said:

Kentucky is that team that you just never know. 
 

 

For over 30 years we did…

13 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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knat/bratwurst platter… game’s a blowout, right. 

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@Steel Shank, that you?

5 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

First time ever I'm interested in the start of a UNLV football game. New QB looks fast. Probably can't throw but neither could Sluka

Sluka might have played himself.  They don't seem to be missing him at all.

I don’t know what is worse, Auburn’s team this year, or having to listen to Joe Tess talk about Auburn’s football team.

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

We already have a thread for random shitty games 

There are like 7 games worth watching on right now. It helps to try and clean up the clutter in here a bit. 

aggy could be 2-9 and half the board here would still tune in to watch them lose. 

Maybe aggy needs some of that Weigy magic right now

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Wisconsin and USC both throwing deep balls for TD

Hawkins can run. We'll have to be buttoned up against the run in 2 weeks

7 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I hate both teams, but I hate aggy more. When Arky beats aggy, I hope an earthquake hits the stadium. 

When aggy loses it's way more entertaining. An OU loss today, especially if it's ugly and they lose even more players, probably helps us more though. 

4 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


I thought we established this at least 10 years ago?

We established that OU sucks a goodly while ago, too. 

Final check-in and quick summary of Purdue-Nebraska.
Final score Nebraska 28, Purdue 10

Purdue had a total of 224 yards of offense: 55 on the first drive of the 2nd half (FG) and 75 yards for a TD to bring the game to 28-10.  Before the final drive, they had more penalty yards than offense yards.

Both teams stink.  Purdue stinks more.
I *think* Hudson Card is now the first ex-Longhorn QB with a losing record to Nebraska and he's now 0-2 (at Purdue).

EDIT to add: Card has not improved at all since he left Texas.  Still uses the same spin moves to try to get away from sacks.  Still holds the ball too long.  Still thinks he's faster than everyone else.

Pros:

  • Weather was awesome.  73 degrees and overcast during first half; sunny in 2nd half when I was in the shade.
  • Alumni band + entire band halftime show was great.
  • Matt Rhule got an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty
  • Ticket cost $10.29 including $5.43 of fees.
  • Purdue blocked 2 FGs in first half.
  • 3rd quarter took 28 minutes, 11 of which was commercial timeout

Cons:

  • Low level of play all around.
  • Glimpse of hope for Purdue in 2nd half
  • Purdue is slow and small
  • Nebraska fans travel well
  • Got poured on as I walked back to where I was staying.

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I'm not sure I've seen fake flea flicker before. 

31 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

Mark Stoops looks like someone whose underwear is constantly a shade of yellow even if its brand new out of the package fresh on his body.

My wife is constantly saying that people on TV look like they'd have BO or bad breath or chewed up fingernails.

1 minute ago, hookem2010 said:

My wife is constantly saying that people on TV look like they'd have BO or bad breath or chewed up fingernails.

You can tell. Like Dana Holgerson looks like someone who constantly touches his stringy, greasy hair. Garry Patterson looks like someone who smells like sour socks fresh out of the shower. Tom Herman looked like someone who smelled like whiskey and chewing gum at 9 am. Etc.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Why is Warren Sapp wearing a Bama shirt?

15 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

@boilerhorn Does Walters always wear kid-size shirts?

Yes.  I met him a few weeks back and he had a tight Nike shirt on.

UCF is about to skull fuck the Fighting Deions

1 minute ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Damn, that chick on the left is an absolute unit

47 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

All right! Let's go Louisville!!

Hush!

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Not helpful with broad stereotypes.

2 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Not helpful with broad stereotypes.

Says his wife is have "a baby", so not necessarily HIS baby.  

In that case, I'd rather go to the game too

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