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1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

I’m pretty sure we want Michigan to win..

The fuck we do. 

Trojans turned the ball over and Wisconsin is threatening to go up three scores before the half. They lead 21-10 with the ball at midfield. 2:00 timeout. I didn’t see this coming. 

Wisconsin ran 50 sec off the clock and punted. USC couldn’t mount a drive. Badgers lead 21-10 at halftime and get the ball first after the intermission. 

3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Crowd surfing face down is kind of awkward. 

Ran to the store, missed UW’s first possession of the 2nd half and most of USC’s. Saw USC punt and recover the ball when UW muffed it. Trojans just converted on 3rd and 8 for a 1st down in the red zone. 

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Whew, glad you updated us on your store run. We were worried. 

 

 

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Whew, glad you updated us on your store run. We were worried. 

I'm sure he picked up some midol for you. 

On 4th and about .5 yd, Wiscy decides to go for it. They line up in shotgun and hand the ball off as two Trojan defenders have already broken through the line. The RB doesn’t come close to even returning to the line of scrimmage. What the fuck, Fick? You can’t line up under center and push it across? Against USC?!

Wisconsin remembered they are part of the old, slow, 3TE formation Big 10 in the third quarter. 

20 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Wisconsin remembered they are part of the old, slow, 3TE formation Big 10 in the third quarter. 

Not on 4th and short. 

UNC loses a 20-point lead to Duke and now trails, 21-20. UNC ball at its own 40 with 43 seconds to play. 

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3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

3rd & 10, 0:32 to play.

Pressure forced a bad throw and an INT. Duke will win

 

Maalik making sure all of Sarks QBs stay undefeated

Bielema looking like a coach that's gonna bilk millions and millions of dollars oit of Florida

Just saw some Auburn OU highlights - The Auburn student body apparently has a really good looking female. I welcome someone posting her assets.

7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Just saw some Auburn OU highlights - The Auburn student body apparently has a really good looking female. I welcome someone posting her assets.

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nailed it

Trying to get home to watch the Ponies. Just went 42 yards to go up 14-7 on FSU.

Guessing it's one of the better atmospheres Ford stadium has ever had.

This might be a generationally bad FSU team. 

i have the quad box on and the penn illinois halftime...

has Chris Simms as a talking head.... I had zero idea he was still in sports calling.  He was.... bad as an announcer

Clones finally got in the end zone, up 10-0 on coog high late in the 3rd

1 minute ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

What the hell is that?

FSU gets some momentum back with a FG block and a nice drive. 4th and goal they appear to be going down 14-7.

I might take the points here, Mike.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

FSU gets some momentum back with a FG block and a nice drive. 4th and goal they appear to be going down 14-7.

I might take the points here, Mike.

SMU stopped ‘em.  No points to show for it for FSU.  FSU might get the ball back though with decent field position but with only 30 seconds and no timeouts.

11 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Cincy back up 7. 

 

 

We just long snapped the ball out of the back of our own end zone.

I'm not sure I've ever seen a team do that. 

Fritz at UH is proving to be a horrible hire. They have gone 9 consecutive without scoring a point. Idiotic to hire a 65 year old coach at UH. They always need the hire the hot young offensive coordinator who’ll leave for a better job route.

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I sure hope Stoic went to Lamar. 

Just a fan of posting weird-ass fields while my team is at halftime.

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1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Fritz at UH is proving to be a horrible hire. They have gone 9 consecutive without scoring a point. Idiotic to hire a 65 year old coach at UH. They always need the hire the hot young offensive coordinator who’ll leave for a better job route.

You better @GreenspointTexas for that one. 

UH kick returner doesn't know the rules and cost his team 30 yards. 

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

You better @GreenspointTexas for that one. 

@tx 3 putt was also a Fritz truther too. He had bad offenses at Tulane as well. You don’t hire a 65 year old coach at a school like UH who is coasting being in the same city as his big tittied daughter.

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