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That ACC logo on the field looks almost as dumb as the sec is going to look on ours tomorrow

I mean, on the one hand, fuck Stanford (Berkeley PhD). But on the other hand, fuck TCU (Baylor undergrad). So, let's go meteor. 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Stanford's trademark packed raucous crowd tonight I see.

The ACC was beyond stupid for inviting them and Cal.

5 minutes ago, WBT said:

That ACC logo on the field looks almost as dumb as the sec is going to look on ours tomorrow

No it actually looks a lot dumber. 

Just now, texifornia said:

TCU DBs are unbelievably sloppy

More like dumbass

Just now, ztejas said:

No it actually looks a lot dumber. 

I don't like all this as much as anyone else, but at least you guys and Oklahoma make some level of geographic sense.  Right now we are watching two teams in the Atlantic Coast Conference, playing a home game a few miles, quite literally, from the Pacific Ocean.  

2 minutes ago, RoyalBevo21 said:

The ACC was beyond stupid for inviting them and Cal.

The two most successful schools at the Olympics this year by quite a wide margin and elite academic powerhouses, but the revenue sports are a problem.

Still baffling to me that Stanford Stadium once hosted a Super Bowl. Almost as baffling as Rice Stadium. 

I can drive back and forth between Stanford and the Pacific 138 times, 20 miles before I can hit the Pacific Ocean, about 2750 miles

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I can drive back and forth between Stanford and the Pacific 138 times, 20 miles before I can hit the Pacific Ocean, about 2750 miles

Kermit GIF

I can drive back and forth between Stanford and the Pacific 138 times, 20 miles before I can hit the Pacific Ocean, about 2750 miles
9.8 on your point
0.0 on execution
Just now, TexasMan said:

Still baffling to me that Stanford Stadium once hosted a Super Bowl. Almost as baffling as Rice Stadium. 

Back then, it had a much bigger capacity. Those bowls the prewar powers played in were huge - Harvard and Yale still have theirs, basically unchanged.

Lol

wow

2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I can drive back and forth between Stanford and the Pacific 138 times, 20 miles before I can hit the Pacific Ocean, about 2750 miles

Wat

That outside contain though...pursue as deep as the deepest man

I will say this, in terms of style of play (and yes I mean dogshit), these two teams fit the bill for the ACC.  

Just now, BamaATL said:

I will say this, in terms of style of play (and yes I mean dogshit), these two teams fit the bill for the ACC.  

Wat?

This thread is full of drunks

A lot of herp derp in that run

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Wat?

A rash of stupid penalties by the defense, horrifically bad offense, followed by a big play with a stupid fumble.  

Never has a team failed upwards on their first drive more than this.  

Starting with running the kickoff out of the end zone and getting KO'd.

Bunch of gifted 3rd down penalties.

Losing half a mile on a laughably bad reverse.

Fumbling forwards to your own guys.  

Touchdown.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wat?

This thread is full of drunks

You say that as if it's a bad thing. 

no way the Big 12 would've flagged TCU for all those late hits against Texas on the opening drive, no doubt.  I can't believe Cal and Stanford, along with SMU play in the ACC.  Wth?  

That’s got to be one of the all time worst start on defense that I’ve ever seen.

3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I will say this, in terms of style of play (and yes I mean dogshit), these two teams fit the bill for the ACC.  

Well, TCU will be playing in the Big 12, but you're not wrong

Wat?
This thread is full of drunks
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Just now, Horn80 said:

That’s got to be one of the all time worst start on defense that I’ve ever seen.

Lack of discipline is a massive understatement. 

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wat?

This thread is full of drunks

Yeah GIF

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Well, TCU will be playing in the Big 12, but you're not wrong

You are right, I got them screwed up with stupid SMU being in the ACC.  

6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wat?

This thread is full of drunks

 

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#7 is Bucky's kid right?

9 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Wat?

This thread is full of drunks

 No, sir—some of us are high.

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