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OK, I have to work a 12 today because somebody is in the hospital with Covid. So I'm gonna crash until 4:00. Somebody drink too much for me during the game. I'll pay you back next week.

My son is a Nurse and has to go to work at 7, on his B-Day. Told him I’ll have a couple cold ones in his honor during ND vs aggy. He’s turning 25 today and totally “independent” financially, and my wife and I are so proud of him.

Hook’em!!!
10 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Does before the game count?

I am working on beer number three already.

To be fair, you gotta step it up. I'm on Bourbon/Coke #3 and have to bail. 

2 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:


My son is a Nurse and has to go to work at 7, on his B-Day. Told him I’ll have a couple cold ones in his honor during ND vs aggy. He’s turning 25 today and totally “independent” financially, and my wife and I are so proud of him.

Hook’em!!!

That's just good parenting.

Fuck Miami in their goat smellin asses

2 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

Nice. So that is how the Surly Overlords got their start.

16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Comment + avatar = greatness

dammit, should have said that days like today make life worth livin 

10 minutes ago, RPM said:

To be fair, you gotta step it up. I'm on Bourbon/Coke #3 and have to bail. 

Ok will do but to be clear the beer I drink is 9% Voodoo Ranger.

Headed for the gummies.

26 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Sadly, I know there will be an SEC chant at some point during our game.

And we will shut that shit down with the fire of a thousand suns.

27 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Does before the game count?

I am working on beer number three already.

Ordering #3 now.  I’m on pac time but some bars in Scottsdale open at 6am.  

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And we will shut that shit down with the fire of a thousand suns.

Tie them to Big Bertha and march them up and down the drag behind BEVO.

How did the Rose Bowl IG account hack into my calendar?

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Making my Total Wine run soon. Got all my meat I'm cooking. My favorite weekend of the year. Life is good.

23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And we will shut that shit down with the fire of a thousand suns.

Replace the “shut that” w/ “We’ll”, print it on a flag, and carry at the front of all those SEC flags the band will be carrying into Memorial Stadium before games this season

I was gonna post something but now I’m hard

1 hour ago, RPM said:

This isn't getting enough love. The man penetrated deep and executed a daring raid during what was supposed to be aggy's shining moment in the ESPN sun. If he ain't Surly, I'll buy his tree Fiddy sub.

the artistry and craftsmanship of the operation is world class, executing exactly when milkmen are gesticulating in varied tortured poses and aggy are sawing horns off en-masse

find that man

2 hours ago, SDG said:

Ordering #3 now.  I’m on pac time but some bars in Scottsdale open at 6am.  

and close at 5am 

Sad, but true, I’ve already popped a top watching Game Day. Wife permitting, I’ll survive the day and be coherent to watch aggy lose to ND.

Hook’em!!!

Well we know who wears the pants in the family….

Well we know who wears the pants in the family….

Yes - 32+ years and is the Boss. Also likes to count empty beer cans! It’s her football season hobby.

Hook’em!!!

Thank god I have a wife that understands completely.

She knows that I am not available on Saturdays from now until January and most Sundays too.

No problem and we have been together for 41 years.

7 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

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Well now I’m hypnotized. 

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