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All right you sons of bitches, are you ready to watch the Longhorns whip a bunch of fucking ass this year?

Because this muthafucka is ready. 

Let's go

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Quick poll, who will be the first poster to call for one of the coaches to be fired?

Bonus, who will be the coach?

LFG checking in from the Eastern Med. Metaxa 7 star popped. I am imbibing is 

fuck yall, love yall 

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

What are the chances we go 3 and out the first drive?

Of that happens I’ll be here for the lullzz and meltdowns I love. 

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Quick poll, who will be the first poster to call for one of the coaches to be fired?

Bonus, who will be the coach?

This is easy:  greenspoint.

1 minute ago, staboner said:

LFG checking in from the Eastern Med. Metaxa 7 star popped. I am imbibing is 

fuck yall, love yall 

Was doing that last November. Was actually supposed to have (3) nights in Israel, but……

Man, can you believe when it was the Strong and Herman eras to where we are at now? I think I was all in on Sark and so far, he’s been a great hire. Of course some hiccups but never the head scratching WTF moments with Strong and the burnt bacon BS with Herman. It’s been a long road but fuck, I’m even more excited for this season. 
Anyone else think that getting to the SEC conference championship is a good benchmark for this year?

soooo.... which channel are we having to see the kickoff on... cause the  vandy shit going to OT possible here

Would it be correct to assume that there is an understanding among Texas fans that we will not be participating in that asinine "SEC SEC" chant this season... or ever?

 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

soooo.... which channel are we having to see the kickoff on... cause the  vandy shit going to OT possible here

LHN

I like boobs and longhorn football! 

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

soooo.... which channel are we having to see the kickoff on... cause the  vandy shit going to OT possible here

Maybe they move the Vandy game?

Just now, Ron Swanson said:

Would it be correct to assume that there is an understanding among Texas fans that we will not be participating in that asinine "SEC SEC" chant this season... or ever?

 

I would like to believe that, but I was also a multi-decade season ticket holder until 2018, and know that not all the fans that attend DKR are of the ilk that would know better

1 minute ago, Ron Swanson said:

Would it be correct to assume that there is an understanding among Texas fans that we will not be participating in that asinine "SEC SEC" chant this season... or ever?

 

We can't even get people to hold their Hook'em still during the Eyes.

They'll be chanting S-E-C very soon.

6 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Quick poll, who will be the first poster to call for one of the coaches to be fired?

Bonus, who will be the coach?

Three-headed co-HC monster: Orgeron-Saban-Larry Mac Duff

2 minutes ago, Ron Swanson said:

Would it be correct to assume that there is an understanding among Texas fans that we will not be participating in that asinine "SEC SEC" chant this season... or ever?

 

I think you're gonna be disappointed there.

8 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Quick poll, who will be the first poster to call for one of the coaches to be fired?

Bonus, who will be the coach?

 

7 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Fire Sark

Asked and answered 

Ahem. In the great tradition of Surly and Shaggy, I demand to see precision, perfection, dominance and the complete and utter destruction of an overmatched opponent and if that DOESN'T occur, I will rage and throw a Internet tantrum and declare our season lost.

Somebody score a fucking point. Or 3. Just get a lead and keep it it please.

Edit: and stop flopping. Just cut it out and get to game over.

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Just now, Waterface said:

Three-headed co-HC monster: Orgeron-Saban-Larry Mac Duff

Saban was in collie station this morning, so I assume his wife is in Austin with Belichick's GF looking for houses.

3 minutes ago, NAVY said:

I like boobs and longhorn football! 

 

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even if our kickoff is really 240 its gonna be tight to get this game over with by then esp with a player about to be carted off

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

 

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Just like I like them.  Great body and dead in the eyes.

Everybody find ESPNU on your dial. 

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