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This team is so fucking deep. I am very gruntled.

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  • In 2005 we dominated our first game and then went to Ohio St in the second game of the year and beat them on our way to a national championship. We go out today and dominate and then go to Michigan fo

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Sark looking to celebrate this win with a coed after the big win. 

Ya'll see those multiple MILFS run up to hug the newly-single Sark?

 

#singlesark

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

It means nothing in the grand scheme, but if we fuck around with the freshmen and spares and let them score, well dammit.

You can, and I mean this with all due respect, fuck off…

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Mack so glad he flipped from Florida 

But he would have been killing himself playing if he did go there.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Seriously, someone is going to stab themselves in the foot or leg.  I can't imagine it doesn't get shutdown when CDC finds out.

Not to mention a waste of footballs. The amount of turnovers we’re going to get is going to finish off the polar bears.

Wish Moore would have got a catch to make the cypher complete.  

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sark is single now and has his pick of da bitches. I wonder who’s gonna get sark at dark tonight?

Isn't the question how many?

Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Did we get any news on Blue yet ? 

He ded…..

5 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Turnover sword is gheyyyy

Ballgame

Well done, kids.  Great freaking game.
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ESPN needs to produce better Defensive stats but here we go

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3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sark is single now and has his pick of da bitches. I wonder who’s gonna get sark at dark tonight?

I’d rather he wait ‘til after the football trophy celebration before he picks his next trophy.

1 minute ago, AnTiM said:

Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.

Thank you. So many people excited about Notre Dame going catholic priest on the A&M altar boys, when I badly want both programs to lose. Any day the domers lose is a good day, although any day the Aggies win doesn't exactly thrill me. 

Damn it’s normally really depressing when the game ends. But the hope of an Irish beating of aggie offers hope for an ecstatic ending for the day.

And if not there are the hookers I’ve ordered so win-win?

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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I was actually a little worried going into the game because this [Colorado] team was coming off their first upswing year in many, many years.

 

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Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.
How about 0-0 until the final play of the game and aggy is on their own 1 and the snap goes over the QBs head and out of the back of the end zone for a 2-0 ND "win"?
1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

I was actually a little worried going into the game because this team was on their first upswing in many, many years.

 

And we did a solid job preventing their NFL bound WR from breaking out a big play

Just now, ATXbronco said:

I was actually a little worried going into the game because this team was on their first upswing in many, many years.

 

First games of season are sometimes crazy

Just now, Modessit said:
5 minutes ago, AnTiM said:
Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.

How about 0-0 until the final play of the game and aggy is on their own 1 and the snap goes over the QBs head and out of the back of the end zone for a 2-0 ND "win"?

This would be the perfect scenario for me. And then the meteor hits.

  

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

Damn it’s normally really depressing when the game ends. But the hope of an Irish beating of aggie offers hope for an ecstatic ending for the day.

Dude, I know right.  I'm worried about pacing my drinking long enough to watch A&M get beat down.  

1 minute ago, Dilligas said:

And if not there are the hookers I’ve ordered so win-win?

Can I come play too?

I'm in RR.

17 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

whoever did those Landry score sheets back in the day should bring them back.  They might finally be fun.

I thought that was HPSlugga?

6 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.

Nah. Way more joy to be had from a&m getting embarrassed at home after gameday shows up there, in Elkos first game.

Moved over to the end of the Miami-FLA game. Fat Elmo showing up at Kyle field.

 

13 minutes ago, nycHorn said:


Do they stab the ball? Seems like we are going to have lots of random fingers laying around the locker room.

That’s a good question, I believe they do. They gotta be careful with that shit 

6 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.

Time to fire up the pipe and dream of meteors a bit after 6:30.

So any post-game shows? I guess that’s one thing I’ll miss with LHN being gone… 

3 minutes ago, Modessit said:
8 minutes ago, AnTiM said:
Now if aggy and ND play to a scoreless tie until both quit, this will be a perfect day.

How about 0-0 until the final play of the game and aggy is on their own 1 and the snap goes over the QBs head and out of the back of the end zone for a 2-0 ND "win"?

I think that is borderline erotic for Kirk Ferentz.  Check that, there is no borderline about it.  That would be straight up hardcore porn for Kirk Ferentz.

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Moved over to the end of the Miami-FLA game. Fat Elmo showing up at Kyle field.

 

I feel like I remember people on here saying Napier would be more successful than Sark. That appears to have aged poorly lol. 

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Just now, WinningIsHard said:

I feel like I remember people on here saying Napier would be more successful than Sark. That appears to have aged poorly lol. 

Surly being wrong?

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13 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You looking for something to bitch about?

Nah . Just curious. 

Only surprise for me was Silas bolden not getting any early touches. But that’s what happens when you’re loaded af at WR.

Nah. Way more joy to be had from a&m getting embarrassed at home after gameday shows up there, in Elkos first game.

We can only hope, as that would be icing on the cake. Have a great weekend.

Hook’em!!!
4 minutes ago, Grimas said:

So any post-game shows? I guess that’s one thing I’ll miss with LHN being gone… 

All we get now is the post game press conference. I’ll miss the LHN post game.

Thoughts on the game. Quinn settled down and had a good performance. Blue was good. New transfer RB is good. Bond is going to be a monster. TEs were good. Defense was great. Can’t ask for a better opening game. 

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