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7 minutes ago, Grimas said:

So any post-game shows? I guess that’s one thing I’ll miss with LHN being gone… 

It’s not gone totally, download the app it has the press conferences. 

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Just now, Hook1997 said:

It’s not gone totally, download the app it has the press conferences. 

“The App”

What would that app be known as?

2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

“The App”

What would that app be known as?

Link below

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7 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Only surprise for me was Silas bolden not getting any early touches. But that’s what happens when you’re loaded af at WR.

Don’t want to show too much before Michigan. 

WTF is Sark thinking here?   How ya gonna go into UM and still have a punter controversy and no punt coverage practice.   Dooooomed.  

 

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In 2005 we dominated our first game and then went to Ohio St in the second game of the year and beat them on our way to a national championship. We go out today and dominate and then go to Michigan for our second game of the year. Coincidence? No it's not a fucking coincidence.

Death and misery everywhere! We didn’t win by 80 

When did they allow snuff films to be shown in ESPN? 

4 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

“The App”

What would that app be known as?

Search your app store for Longhorn Network.

 

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

Search your app store for Longhorn Network.

 

I thought that was kinda obvious by what I said but I guess not…

1 minute ago, Mez2 said:

When did they allow snuff films to be shown in ESPN? 

 

8/31/2024

Just now, Hook1997 said:

I thought that was kinda obvious by what I said but I guess not…

 

Some folk need it spelled out for them. Others need you to draw them a picture.

4 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

In 2005 we dominated our first game and then went to Ohio St in the second game of the year and beat them on our way to a national championship. We go out today and dominate and then go to Michigan for our second game of the year. Coincidence? No it's not a fucking coincidence.

And the year prior, 2004, we won our first Rose Bowl. Last year, we made our first playoff appearance. Something's happening \m/

Great game.  Love the domination.  I'm going to need Silas Bolden to show me better decision making on fielding punts.  There were several he shouldn't have even touched, or a good team would murder/fumble him.  As it is he still fumbled one.  Picking nits, I know, but that was pretty concerning going forward.

17 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Only surprise for me was Silas bolden not getting any early touches. But that’s what happens when you’re loaded af at WR.

No deep passes today right? Things change next week I reckon

13 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

In 2005 we dominated our first game and then went to Ohio St in the second game of the year and beat them on our way to a national championship. We go out today and dominate and then go to Michigan for our second game of the year. Coincidence? No it's not a fucking coincidence.

History rhymes 

10 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I thought that was kinda obvious by what I said but I guess not…

I thought that ESPN may have owned the rights to “The Longhorn Network”, so I asked the he name. 

🤘

11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

No deep passes today right? Things change next week I reckon

Well, if Michigan plays to keep everything in front of them like this, gash them like this. Everyone complained about forcing the long ball… well, that didn’t happen today. 

31 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

It’s not gone totally, download the app it has the press conferences. 

Guessing the SEC Football Final on SEC will be closest but it does suck not to have exclusive coverage. I need to get that app I guess

"Blue's injury was a "cramp" per Sark. He good"

I gave your mom a cramp after the game :).

 

 

6 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

In 2005 we dominated our first game and then went to Ohio St in the second game of the year and beat them on our way to a national championship. We go out today and dominate and then go to Michigan for our second game of the year. Coincidence? No it's not a fucking coincidence.

56-3 against UNT. 

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well that was wrong. 2004 was 65-0 against UNT. 2005 was 60-3 against ULaLa.

25 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

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He must work out 

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We have an embarrassment of riches at WR. Ryan Wingo is a grown ass man.

4 hours ago, David Dennison said:

We're gonna win by five touchdowns, so the first half meltdown is extremely entertaining.

Off by 2 and a half tuddies, otherwise spot on.

1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

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I guess we're set if Auburn gets hurt. Also appreciate the lack of bra.

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

Loreal on the sidelines today…

 

Tell Me More Jeff Goldblum GIF by National Geographic Channel

Pancho, I'm going to need you to take a seat, Sark and Loreal have some news...

4 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

Crowd seems a little dead today

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it was hot out there today, bro. Thought the students actually did a decent job of showing up in the first half for a meh opponent. 

2 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

 

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It's ok, I'm from the internet. 

Texas scored 7 TDs, all in the red zone.  The longest was 11 yards, and five of them were 5 yards or less. That seems like a pretty good red zone percentage. 

2 hours ago, Wishbone said:

I’d rather he wait ‘til after the football trophy celebration before he picks his next trophy.

No he’s saying he needs to put a ring on any fingers

Let Sark Fuck

So CSU didn’t get the memo that we needed some sack numbers and try any long developing plays. but otherwise a damn good showing.

Couple observations 

So Bond chose 7.  Figures.. but 00 would’ve been better.

Bond and Wingo looked great. Wingo especially looked like a dude.

I see you Helm.   How many times you see a big old white dude hurdle a tackler.

RBs are dangerous

Yay finally some reasonable DB play.

Quinn’s Dr. Pepper commercial should be playing every commercial break for Aggie/ND as a big FU to the Weigman/Ewers comparisons.

Texas finally back to a team scrimmage is more competitive than their non con opponents.

Texas will be favored next week and they should be.

5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Says the dude on the couch. 
2:30 week 1 kickoff that’s mid 90’s….. i give mad respect for those that went.

Im laying on the couch with the AC at 72 drinking beers that come out to $1.24 / beer

It was brutal. Fucking hot as balls!

Now I kinda wish Weigman would have been on the cover of NCAA 25 instead of Ewers.

The lulz would have been worth it 

where/when can we get a replay?

I should get royalties at this point, but Texas Clips on YouTube.

How good will CSU be? I'd love to see them crush the Primes

3 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

 

A live bighorn mascot would be cool

1 hour ago, dcar00 said:

where/when can we get a replay?

The full 3 hours aren't uploaded yet but if you want 24 minutes of highlights here you go

 

 

 

 

I thought Sark made a good point postgame. We all expected CSU to be this air-raid team that would try to go fast and throw it as many time as possible and they ended up trying to play the time of possession game to limit our offensive touches. They huddled the entire game. It was almost a complete 180 from what we expected and may have taken a quarter or so to adjust but it was never in doubt.

6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

I thought Sark made a good point postgame. We all expected CSU to be this air-raid team that would try to go fast and throw it as many time as possible and they ended up trying to play the time of possession game to limit our offensive touches. They huddled the entire game. It was almost a complete 180 from what we expected and may have taken a quarter or so to adjust but it was never in doubt.

They ran WAY more than I expected.

I think they went to the run more because it was the only thing they tried that worked.

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