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1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Any 1st place votes after this one?

No, we are playing CSU. UGA throttled a decent Clemson team. Can y'all calm down?

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1 minute ago, burntorangebongos said:

I need to see that pass again.... I think Arch passed the line of scrimmage or no? The pass looked kind of forward but not sure.  

It wasn’t close 

this is so much better than sweating it out into the 3rd quarter against UTEP to start the year off

FYI, we have only punted once. These coaches have really put it together since last year. Just got to get rid of the dumb mistakes in the beginning of the game. 

5 minutes ago, Bodowned said:

Interior defensive line has not been particularly impressive in the run game. You can see the side-to-side speed when they try to run stretch or off tackle, but they get plenty of yards running off center/guard right now.

Going to see a lot of inside runs next week.

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4 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

This is Good and bad.

I do not want a QB controversy. I do not want a QB controversy. I do not want a QB controversy.  I do not want Applewhite v Simms.

As they say, if you have two #1 QBs, you have no #1 QB.

Sark need to earn his paycheck and manage this.  On the plus side, the Manning family doesn't seem to be in a rush to get Arch into the NFL.

 

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1 minute ago, TxTower said:


Amen. They’re turrible.

Our broadcasts should have Surly comments on screen like Twitch streams. 

Am I getting drunker or does the screen look like there is a forest fire next to campus?

5 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

This is Good and bad.

I do not want a QB controversy. I do not want a QB controversy. I do not want a QB controversy.  I do not want Applewhite v Simms.

As they say, if you have two #1 QBs, you have no #1 QB.

Sark need to earn his paycheck and manage this.  On the plus side, the Manning family doesn't seem to be in a rush to get Arch into the NFL.

 

There’s nothing to manage. 

I’m about to crack into the soju. Annyeonghi gaseyo (^_^)

Sark teams traditionally start slow. If this is our slow tempo squad in 2024 we are going to dominate this fucking season. We might hang 70 on OU in a few weeks.

4 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

This is Good and bad.

I do not want a QB controversy. I do not want a QB controversy. I do not want a QB controversy.  I do not want Applewhite v Simms.

As they say, if you have two #1 QBs, you have no #1 QB.

Sark need to earn his paycheck and manage this.  On the plus side, the Manning family doesn't seem to be in a rush to get Arch into the NFL.

 

 

there is no controversy, you have a generational qb talent and a qb who had to lob a 10 yard pass to send you to the national title game 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

There is no controversy.

Quinn Ewers is QB 1.

Arch is QB 2.

 

4 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

Calm your tits. Quinn is the starter. There’s no controversy

 

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Bro wtf are you talking about

wait until Quinn has a a shitty start. 

2 minutes ago, troph said:

He’s high on life and Texas football. Just inhaling all that longhorn uh… 

Me too, brutha. Me too. God it's been so long. 

Just now, Dark Horse said:

Our broadcasts should have Surly comments on screen like Twitch streams. 

 

Would be ok  if it were like baseball, and each team had their own announcers, home or away.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck that comes out fast 

That’s what your mom said….wait

5 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Meanwhile, the greatest team ever built is beating Akron 17-3 with 4 minutes left in the 3rd. 

The tongue-bathing hype they were doing pre-game was nauseating. I muted it, then promptly switched over to Gator v U.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck that comes out fast 

What she said…

Just now, NaTeWHO said:

His release is so quick.

 

unlike that starting qb 

Florida, how did you get here?

Gon' break fiddy...

Gibson patient picks his spot explodes.  Reminds me of another recent back 

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

Am I getting drunker or does the screen look like there is a forest fire next to campus?

yes to both

Gibson hiding behind lineman and then cuttin'

I love it.

Yes.  The white lunch pail kid. Let’s fucking goooo

You can only hope to contain...  Colin Page, or something like that....

5 minutes ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

This is Good and bad.

I do not want a QB controversy. I do not want a QB controversy. I do not want a QB controversy.  I do not want Applewhite v Simms.

As they say, if you have two #1 QBs, you have no #1 QB.

Sark need to earn his paycheck and manage this.  On the plus side, the Manning family doesn't seem to be in a rush to get Arch into the NFL.

 

We had a head coach that squatted to pee back then. That man was scared of his own shadow. He's a good head coach, but without Vince Young carrying his ball sack for him, he doesn't have a national title to his credit, and his legacy looks very different than it does now. Well, and if Colt didn't get hurt (drink!). 

If Sarkisian will just handle it like a man, it will be fine. 

Pretty sure white dudes are not allowed to run a football?   Did the rules change?

Gibson might be good too.

That'll be another $9.95.  thanks

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