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#1862

How the fuck did these guys now see the QB position as a potential area of concern? What do you idiots mean that this was a surprise...

 

And the histrionics and convincing themselves that this was a surprise is crazy

#1865
39 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Guessing that was last time we see Weigman this year. Elko seems like the kinda guy who is going to have a quick trigger.

 

38 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Weigmans reaction to reading this: bro...

Any coach would have made a change at QB in that game if they had the option. I think it means the backup is even worse and they are stuck with Weigman. 
 

Was the vommit  an indication of a head injury?

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#1877

Fuck, they hung up on me before I could suggest moving to the Big Ten!!

God dammit, man.

#1878
Nick Saban had jokes when he saw Johnny Football 😅

 

 

#1879

Oh man they are besides themselves thinking they’re back in Texas shadow 

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#1881

God dammit, it was all teed up.  I didn't expect them to take the back in TU's shadow thing so well.  They lost their shit last time I trolled them.

#1882

After watching Florida and aggy today my first thought is aggy will still beat them because gata is that bad. Then I remembered that aggy hasn't won a road game in like 10 years or something.  That game will make tonight's cripple fight look like a Super Bowl.

#1883

Love how you had blowhards in the media hyping up TAMU, including Fornelli saying that he thought TAMU had a chance to have a better record than UT and Russillo calling them dark horses. Why this bumfuck university that hasn’t done anything without cheating since Hitler was alive keeps getting the benefit of the doubt, I don’t know. 

#1885
1 minute ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Love how you had blowhards in the media hyping up TAMU, including Fornelli saying that he thought TAMU had a chance to have a better record than UT and Russillo calling them dark horses. Why this bumfuck university that hasn’t done anything without cheating since Hitler was alive keeps getting the benefit of the doubt, I don’t know. 

Turdition.

#1887
4 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

lol oh this dude Mark is one of us.

Yeah, I called them as Mike in Houston a couple of years ago.  That's what I meant above with "Mark in Spring is Mike in Houston's buddy"

It was gonna get so much better, but they actually responded somewhat sanely this time.

#1888

"Hush and Whisper" is the perfect business name for College Station.

Don't ask, don't tell. 

#1889
A lightning delay ends the game early. The game is considered complete and final. Kentucky wins 31-0 after 2.5 quarters. MORE: https://t.co/IovI2xZpTS

Let's check in on the plane that TexAgs got to turn back.

#1890

Chuy watched the game with me and asked why anyone would want their coach to be a fat ass. 

That's fair, lol

#1891
3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

God dammit, it was all teed up.  I didn't expect them to take the back in TU's shadow thing so well.  They lost their shit last time I trolled them.

Please for the love of god tell me you recorded this

#1892
3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, I called them as Mike in Houston a couple of years ago.  That's what I meant above with "Mark in Spring is Mike in Houston's buddy"

It was gonna get so much better, but they actually responded somewhat sanely this time.

Jesus. You moved your aggy alt out of the city and into a suburb. 

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#1893
2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Please for the love of god tell me you recorded this

The one from a couple of years ago?  I don't think anybody got it.  But they bit hard and let me go for a few minutes.  It was the year after their big 9-1 season and I pointed out that all "we" did was play 2 good teams and go 1-1, and beat 8 scrubs, and now "we're" gonna be crap again like always after the first loss of the following year.  They didn't like me critiquing "our historic season."

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Just now, TexArcher said:

The one from a couple of years ago?  I don't think anybody got it.  But they bit hard and let me go for a few minutes.  It was after their big 9-1 season and I pointed out that all "we" did was play 2 good teams and go 1-1, and beat 8 scrubs.  They didn't like that.

What about Mark in Spring

#1897

Man they still trying to hate on Texas. 
 

“Texas could Be a playoff team”. 
 

Jesus. 

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