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Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Wtf is Elko wearing? Hahahaha fucking cartoon t-shirt. 

It’s slimming.

That's uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh an unfortunate outfit choice, coach.

Elko's shirt is flirting with muumuu territory 

1 minute ago, Whitewater Horn said:

He’s a lunch pails guy. 

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He really does look fat as shit, goddamn.

I’m so glad for college football. I love night games. Hope we have some at home. 

The knob slobbing is about to make me puke

I'm gonna repeat my joke from an earlier thread:

Mike Elko looks like the spokesman for whiskey dick.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

He really does look fat as shit, goddamn.

You would think this job would have been motivation to lose at least ten fucking pounds fuck

Has anyone seen Jimbo recently? We're certain that getting to eat the outgoing coach wasn't in Elko's contract?

2 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

It’s slimming.

White is never slimming, especially when you’re 385lbs and 350 of it is just in the belly.

Come on, Irish -- put a cherry on top of this great day of football...

Holly Rowe with the flap jack tiddie cleavage.
I'd motor boat those fun bags.
2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'm gonna repeat my joke from an earlier thread:

Mike Elko looks like the spokesman for whiskey dick.

That's worthy of a repeat, and I missed it the first go-round.   

 

I really want this game to be a slugfest. Back and forth trenches type stuff. No finesse just smash mouth. 

3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Announcer: "it's hard to explain, hard to define what is unique and special about a&m"

So correct.

I still don’t quite understand how fake soldiers relate to football.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:
1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:
Holly Rowe with the flap jack tiddie cleavage.

I'd motor boat those fun bags.

We know what you’d do to Elko, we’re talking about Holly

Alright.  I'm here for it.  Dammit I don't want to lose to these maroon fucks. 

Just now, Gil Bang said:

That's worthy of a repeat, and I missed it the first go-round.   

 

* curtsies *

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:
Holly Rowe with the flap jack tiddie cleavage.

I'd motor boat those fun bags.

NO

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

We know what you’d do to Elko, we’re talking about Holly

(golf clap)

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