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Welcome to the real world.

 

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just texted two die hard aggy ex’s 

offering sympathy dick and i can get some whataburger on the way home. wish me luck boys 

4 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:

They're going to blame Cruz.

To be fair, he is an uncanny cooler.  

ND can run the table, after this. Their schedule is a oke.

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Hot damn that was a dicey game.  Gonna go get drunk on aggy tears now.

6 minutes ago, TOR said:

No conference to win, but yeah they'll be the top at large seed.

hmm. forgot top 4 have to be a conf champ.  surprised there is no Notre Dame exception.  They must be slippin'.

I've gone out on a few dates with a lady from Hinge that played Volleyball for aggy. I am trying to figure out how to text her after this game.

Be neutral for the sake of long legs and booty meat or arrogant because "This is Texas!"

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Poooor aggy!

(Can someone post the Looch dicksuck animation before I can find it?)

Wait. I heard no visiting team could walk into the tacklebox on the Brazos and come away with a win. Sips must have hacked the scoreboard. 

Surprisingly, no tweet from chin pubes yet.

Just now, F250 said:

I've gone out on a few dates with a lady from Hinge that played Volleyball for aggy. I am trying to figure out how to text her after this game.

Be neutral for the sake of long legs and booty meat or arrogant because "This is Texas!"

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Tell her you would LOVE to see her tonight to console her. It will go over her head and you get to be a dick. win win

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

How long is Kyle Field going to be touted as being so tough to play? Lmao. Appalachian State went there and won. A shitty Notre Dame team won. There's nothing daunting about going there to play. All the dorky crap the fans do all game doesn't intimidate the opposing team like they think.

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All these fucking lists about the toughest place to play.  It seems like the first screen would be do you ever win any big games at home

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Tell her you would LOVE to see her tonight to console her. It will go over her head and you get to be a dick. win win

She's banging Meat Pimp.

1 minute ago, NoName said:

 

 

funny but this is all about great aggy football turdition

The Elk is already legendary status and Colin Klein is an offensive genius. I can't wait to see all the praise on Texas!

It’s early but Klein was a very weird OC choice stylistically for the type of recruits that are in Texas. 

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If you think about it, this game shows Aggy is a shrewd investor. They're paying Elko far less for this loss than they're paying Jimbo for this loss.

I’m utterly shocked an offense run by offensive geniuses like Elko and Klein could struggle to put up points. Just flabbergasted 

This should be live, soon:

We still need a link for the post game call in show.

2 minutes ago, F250 said:

I've gone out on a few dates with a lady from Hinge that played Volleyball for aggy. I am trying to figure out how to text her after this game.

Be neutral for the sake of long legs and booty meat or arrogant because "This is Texas!"

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How desperate are you? Not being rhetorical, actually. The answer to your question depends entirely on how badly you need this.

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My brother and sister are domers, so I'll celebrate a little more than you guys. 

I can hate the other 364 days a year, but tonight I will celebrate their win.

In hindsight, we should’ve known this one was over before it began. 
 

 

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2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Who did the crew pick today? Who did Corso pick?

All picked Aggy.

Corso picked Notre Dame dressed as a leprechaun.

After he picked Texas to win it all.

Corso is great.

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Who did the crew pick today? Who did Corso pick?

They all picked aggy except Corso who came out doing a jig with the student mascot, both dressed in green.

Just now, ITHorn said:

I’m utterly shocked an offense run by offensive geniuses like Elko and Klein could struggle to put up points. Just flabbergasted 

That’s the funny part about it all. They’re shocked the passing production wasn’t there when Klein has always been an OC that runs the ball a lot and controls possession. 
 

That game was like when you were a youngster at the family reunion and you see two female cousins kiss each other. As a kid, it’s gross, but you can’t stop watching.

Hook’em!!!

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

just texted two die hard aggy ex’s 

offering sympathy dick and i can get some whataburger on the way home. wish me luck boys 

What if both dudes say yes?

Just now, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

How’s Mark Stoops look now aggy?

Stoops would have been a great get for them. Elko, not so much

2 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

If you think about it, this game shows Aggy is a shrewd investor. They're paying Elko far less for this loss than they're paying Jimbo for this loss.

In just 7 short years, they will only have to be paying one coach to lose for them! 

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