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Just now, TexArcher said:

The punting was spectacular, lmaoooooo

He hit a 61 yarder!!!!!

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

The punting was spectacular, lmaoooooo

I Cheer For The Punter T-Shirt – RAYGUN

Hahahahaha cut the guy off for calling Elko a fat slob

They are fine with blaming everything on C-Weg but you mention the elephant on the sideline and they hang up on you.

Someone please call and ask if Elko was hiding Moose under his shirt

How the fuck did these guys now see the QB position as a potential area of concern? What do you idiots mean that this was a surprise...

 

And the histrionics and convincing themselves that this was a surprise is crazy

Mark in Spring is about to drive his car into oncoming traffic. 

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39 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Guessing that was last time we see Weigman this year. Elko seems like the kinda guy who is going to have a quick trigger.

 

38 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Weigmans reaction to reading this: bro...

Any coach would have made a change at QB in that game if they had the option. I think it means the backup is even worse and they are stuck with Weigman. 
 

Was the vommit  an indication of a head injury?

We're back in tu's shadow!

Just now, PilotsError said:

lol oh this dude Mark is one of us.

Definitely a surly plant

Need a call in talking about how winning halftime should never be overlooked.

Mark has to be a troll. The 100 years of losing in Texas’s shadow comment was gold. 

Just now, Henry Hill said:

Mark is a rational ag and they can’t handle it

I’m an idiot

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Mike in Spring is about to drive his car into oncoming traffic. 

"We don't win when we are in Texas' shadow. We've tried that for a hundred years."

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Fuck, they hung up on me before I could suggest moving to the Big Ten!!

God dammit, man.

Oh man they are besides themselves thinking they’re back in Texas shadow 

"Texas still has to prove they're a top 10 team."

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God dammit, it was all teed up.  I didn't expect them to take the back in TU's shadow thing so well.  They lost their shit last time I trolled them.

After watching Florida and aggy today my first thought is aggy will still beat them because gata is that bad. Then I remembered that aggy hasn't won a road game in like 10 years or something.  That game will make tonight's cripple fight look like a Super Bowl.

Love how you had blowhards in the media hyping up TAMU, including Fornelli saying that he thought TAMU had a chance to have a better record than UT and Russillo calling them dark horses. Why this bumfuck university that hasn’t done anything without cheating since Hitler was alive keeps getting the benefit of the doubt, I don’t know. 

RUSTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone trolling Pate on twitter yet?

1 minute ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Love how you had blowhards in the media hyping up TAMU, including Fornelli saying that he thought TAMU had a chance to have a better record than UT and Russillo calling them dark horses. Why this bumfuck university that hasn’t done anything without cheating since Hitler was alive keeps getting the benefit of the doubt, I don’t know. 

Turdition.

They aren't suspicious there is a 2nd Rusty in 20 minutes?

4 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

lol oh this dude Mark is one of us.

Yeah, I called them as Mike in Houston a couple of years ago.  That's what I meant above with "Mark in Spring is Mike in Houston's buddy"

It was gonna get so much better, but they actually responded somewhat sanely this time.

"Hush and Whisper" is the perfect business name for College Station.

Don't ask, don't tell. 

Let's check in on the plane that TexAgs got to turn back.

Chuy watched the game with me and asked why anyone would want their coach to be a fat ass. 

That's fair, lol

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

God dammit, it was all teed up.  I didn't expect them to take the back in TU's shadow thing so well.  They lost their shit last time I trolled them.

Please for the love of god tell me you recorded this

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, I called them as Mike in Houston a couple of years ago.  That's what I meant above with "Mark in Spring is Mike in Houston's buddy"

It was gonna get so much better, but they actually responded somewhat sanely this time.

Jesus. You moved your aggy alt out of the city and into a suburb. 

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2 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Please for the love of god tell me you recorded this

The one from a couple of years ago?  I don't think anybody got it.  But they bit hard and let me go for a few minutes.  It was the year after their big 9-1 season and I pointed out that all "we" did was play 2 good teams and go 1-1, and beat 8 scrubs, and now "we're" gonna be crap again like always after the first loss of the following year.  They didn't like me critiquing "our historic season."

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“Dusty and I live in no one’s shadow, especially not tu.”

Ricky Gervais Lol GIF
 

@TexArcher you magnificent bastard! 

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Just now, TexArcher said:

The one from a couple of years ago?  I don't think anybody got it.  But they bit hard and let me go for a few minutes.  It was after their big 9-1 season and I pointed out that all "we" did was play 2 good teams and go 1-1, and beat 8 scrubs.  They didn't like that.

What about Mark in Spring

Man they still trying to hate on Texas. 
 

“Texas could Be a playoff team”. 
 

Jesus. 

Don’t forget about the 100!!! recruits they brought in for this debacle 

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