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I’m sure y'all already knew this and have chortled but I just learned the ND QB was Elko’s QB at Duke. 
 

I don’t know how it could have been more perfect

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30 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

they have an excellent front 4 and Bryce Anderson. Outside of that their team is dog shit. 

You're not wrong that their front 4 was highly touted, but holy shit. 0 sacks against a line with 6 combined starts. 

39 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I know for a fact that respected talent evaluators felt Weigman was very solid coming out of high school with real star potential. I ascribe his problems more to poor coaching than lack of talent. 

Sometimes talent evaluators are wrong. Last decade as a Longhorn fan shoulda told ya.

36 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

You're not wrong that their front 4 was highly touted, but holy shit. 0 sacks against a line with 6 combined starts. 

Yeah, I'm very skeptical of aggys front 4. 

ND has one of the least experienced OL's in CFB. They're starting a FR, R FR, and 3 R SO on the OL. Like you said, only 6 returning combined starts. Not getting a sack against that level of experience seems to be a bad sign. 

Also, ND ran the ball fairly well if their OC would have just stuck with the run. 

5 hours ago, SurlyGator said:

I'm not reviewing 42 pages to see if this has been said or not, and I realize this opinion may not be popular around here, but I was actually hoping a&m would win last night.  Simply because I know that they will get their shit pushed in multiple times through their SEC schedule, and I would have preferred for the domers to lose their most "respectable" game on their schedule.  Domers are now all but guaranteed a playoff spot barring multiple epic meltdowns, and that sucks.

You’re a bundle of sticks 

2 hours ago, BillyGoatHill said:

Put it on the wall...🤣

 

 

Good bull 

7 hours ago, jw4381 said:

 

 

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^^^^

That picture is the absolute perfect encapsulation of aggy. The simulation was on point last night.

Hahahahahaahahhahahahhaah.

T shirts should be printed

7 hours ago, statsman said:

Was Weigman throwing up due to illness, heat or concussion?

The wind shifted and he caught a glimpse under Elkos moomoo 

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1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

 

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A loser sip board linked this thread. I hope they know that if they post negative things about us, on this board or their own board, that is 100% illegal.

 

6 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

From your link: “If the result of any calculation is greater than 2.375, it is set to 2.375. If the result is a negative number, it is set to zero.”

And then take back one kadam to honor the Hebrew god whose ark this is. 

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13 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

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“UltimateSuperGenius” 

3 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

It means there's laws, sip

And you broke them. Don’t say mean things about Texags. 

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Checked out Weigman  on Wikipedia—which one of you altered  his date of death. Hilarious.

 

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4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m sure y'all already knew this and have chortled but I just learned the ND QB was Elko’s QB at Duke. 
 

I don’t know how it could have been more perfect

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1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

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“ILLEGAL” YOU WILL ALL BE ARRESTED! 

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

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 But what if ND had one, too?

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5 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m sure y'all already knew this and have chortled but I just learned the ND QB was Elko’s QB at Duke. 
 

I don’t know how it could have been more perfect

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5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

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lulz, pushing it to a 2-score game was just garbage time stat-padding

16 minutes ago, MachoMan said:

“ILLEGAL” YOU WILL ALL BE ARRESTED! 

How appropriate that I’m reminded of Gomer Pyle hollering …

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1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

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Trying to keep this as CR-light as possible, but these are the exact same people applauding Elon Musk for being a "free speech absolutist." Just hilarious hypocrisy.

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43 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Trying to keep this as CR-light as possible, but these are the exact same people applauding Elon Musk for being a "free speech absolutist." Just hilarious hypocrisy.

Don't go for CR-light. Be CR-free. If you are at all tempted to mention CR in justifying your post, make it on CR.

2 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Don't go for CR-light. Be CR-free. If you are at all tempted to mention CR in justifying your post, make it on CR.

Agree with the bone spur. Er i mean

bone doctor. 

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Made me literally LOL

 

7 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Sometimes talent evaluators are wrong. Last decade as a Longhorn fan shoulda told ya.

Too.

Soon.

 

17 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Made me literally LOL

 

This is a 10 in Collie Station

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2 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

This is a 10 in Collie Station

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They actually make shirts that say they don't lie, cheat or steal?

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3 hours ago, Mileslong said:

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It’s Aggie talk. Illegal is when you're more than legal. This Aggie is saying it’s not just legal, it’s illegal. 
 

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12 hours ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Kinda see why Evan Stewart wanted to leave.

I’m sure aggy could have used his *checks notes* 3 catches for 15 yards this weekend. Guessing it came along with a great positive attitude as well. 

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Trying to keep this as CR-light as possible, but these are the exact same people applauding Elon Musk for being a "free speech absolutist." Just hilarious hypocrisy.

Fuck off aggie.  

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This a 3 year letterman copycat attempt?

Probably not, because it's actually kinda funny.

this makes it all the better

 

I’ll never stop posting this bc it’s so perfect 

Elko is Krang’s ‘body’

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10 hours ago, MachoMan said:

“ILLEGAL” YOU WILL ALL BE ARRESTED! 

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11 hours ago, Noozak said:

“UltimateSuperGenius” 

HaHaHaHa😂😂😂😂

Aggie  mascot should be  "Wile E. Coyote"

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14 hours ago, chainsaw said:

 

Okay, Surly Horns just been served a warrant of arrest from the Brazos County District Attorney’s office. The document states that we knowingly shared links and wrote negative posts about TexAgs, which is 100% illegal. We were instructed to collect and supply them with all shared links and posts regarding this incident. We’re going to need to retain legal council. I know there are some lawyers on here. If anyone has any relevant experience, please reach out. 
 

Whomever had the bright idea of sharing links has really screwed us. Someone notify @immamac

4 hours ago, bluto said:

I’ll never stop posting this bc it’s so perfect 

Elko is Krang’s ‘body’

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I hate both ND and Aggie, so, this game could also have been a giant sinkhole swallows the stadium and everyone dies game.

However, I find it even funnier that Jimbo Fisher was paid $20,000 Saturday to not coach Aggie, and lose, that game.

 

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13 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Wtff does this even mean?

Lawr enforcemint is reading the board, ya stoopid sip!

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