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Just watch.

We can rush the passer. Somebody besides Collins needs to emerge as a run stopper though. I saw Broughton get his lunch money snatched by those CSU guards a couple times. 

Don’t tell that to the pants pissers in the game thread. Based on first quarter posts, we are one of the worst teams in football

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21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Just watch.


I like what you’re selling. I’ll have a couple lines. 

Last year I had some doubts. This year I’m all in on letting my cock swing around and smack some bitches in the face.

15 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Don’t tell that to the pants pissers in the game thread. Based on first quarter posts, we are one of the worst teams in football

lol! Yeah, I was taking notes.

2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

All the way in. I'm in South Austin's mom's guts, that's how far I'm in. 

She’s still wondering if you’re in but it’s not on you bruh 

22 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Don’t tell that to the pants pissers in the game thread. Based on first quarter posts, we are one of the worst teams in football

New here?

23 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

All the way in. I'm in South Austin's mom's guts, that's how far I'm in. 

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36 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

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The stuck Stepmom/sister is a favorite PH channel of mine. 

A little bummed that Trey Owens didn't get to play the last couple plays or something

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44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

where can i order my national champs hoodie ???

Up my butthole. 

4 minutes ago, Underdog said:

The stuck Stepmom/sister is a favorite PH channel of mine. 

It’s a bit played for me

This team has dudes all over the place, and at a lot of positions, there is not much if any drop off between the first team and second. Like say QB, WR, RB, Edge, safety….

50 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

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Reminds me of Barbara Moore's playboy shoot from back in the day.

“Texas doesn’t stand a chance.”

”Michigan lost too much.”

”If they played after week two…”

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1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Don’t tell that to the pants pissers in the game thread. Based on first quarter posts, we are one of the worst teams in football

I only go to the game thread when I need to remember how much better my life is than some of the motherfuckers that post there.

Michigan’s offense is ass. We stomp a mud hole next weekend. 

41 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

Also

 

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We can rush the passer.


More than zero sacks would help solidify your argument. But the 5 TFLs were nice. Kept them under 200 yards total offense. Good opening game.
1 minute ago, markstanco said:

 


More than zero sacks would help solidify your argument. But the 5 TFLs were nice. Kept them under 200 yards total offense. Good opening game.

 

Their having to play the game all underneath despite an NFL wideout helps solidify his argument. 

10 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Their having to play the game all underneath despite an NFL wideout helps solidify his argument. 

Yep. CSU runs an Air Raid, so old school Tech, get the ball out ASAP offense, and we held them under 200 yds total.

 

 

Very good team defense.

Comparisons with a little wish casting to 05

 

QB- edge 05. VY was aGod and the best college QB I’ve ever seen. Quinn Ewers is likely to be in NY for the Heisman ceremony and Arfh Manning might be an improvement on him in 25, so it’s not like this years team is hurting there. 

RB- Big edge 05. 

WR- Big edge 24. Biggest advantage 24 has. 
TE- 05- David Thomas was awesome. We have 2 NFL guys in 24 so we aren’t hurting. 
OL- edge 24?  I think we have two first round tackles and I expect every guy on the line to be drafted eventually, but that 05 unit was good and cohesive. It didn’t have anyone as good as Banks, and the NFL prospects are much better for 24. If they play well and up to their talent as a unit this is an advantage, but who knows. 
 

DL- edge 05 but I think we might have 5 draft picks on this DL. If Collins has a great year this unit will be as good as that one and potentially better. 
 

Lb- edge 24. That was the weakest part of 05. Ant Hill is special and I think Gbenda would start ok that team as well. 
 

Secondary- edge 05. That was a truly special special group. This secondary should be pretty good I think- but that might be the best defensive backfield I’ve ever seen. 
 

specialists- edge 24- 

headsets- edge 24.  
 

Depth- edge 24.  
 

I would never pick against that 05 team against anyone because of VY. That said- this team is really really good I think. 
 

Will be interesting to do this again at the end of the year. 

13 hours ago, markstanco said:

 


More than zero sacks would help solidify your argument. But the 5 TFLs were nice. Kept them under 200 yards total offense. Good opening game.

 


CSU throws the balls quickly and they don’t surrender sacks. The defensive line played great on the pass rush. 

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