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those end zones suck. looks like some high school shit

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Just now, Hmbre97 said:

those end zones suck. looks like some high school shit

Looks like 60's Vegas hotel carpet.

1 minute ago, Constant said:

Might wanna secure that A gap. 

Things South Austin says to his mom?

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Just now, Rip76 said:

Looks like 60's Vegas hotel carpet.

If an aggy QB was playing tonight there'd be as much puke on them as well.

Idiotic to go for it there.  USC is giving huge cushion down the field but down there it gets crowded.  LSU can monopolize the clock unless the Trojans change up their strategy.  Kelly better get his shit together, because you know USC will move the ball.

Somewhere Alex Grinch is kicking something for not realizing making adjustments can help on defense. 

What in the ever loving fuck?  I just got home and went to turn this game on and Directv isn’t carrying ABC?  

3 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

Scares you to death.

Half the teams that play in this game are going to lose.

Bayou Bengals DRINK.

LSU punt returner thought he was playing Madden and hit the spin button too many times

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Half the teams that play in this game are going to lose.

Bayou Bengals DRINK.

Don’t you know there were violent crimes on da bayou tonight ehen da big screen showed the “Direct TV not showing da Tigahs tonight” notice?

So I think hummers (the "trucks") suck balls. But I'm curious about that crab walk, is it just for people who can't parallel park or does it have a true application?

Why do college football TEs and OTs never realize when there's a blitzer about to shoot right through the space they are vacating?

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11 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

Looks like Brian Kelley isn't as fuck fat as he was, good for him.

Dysentery … Louisiana water.

Nutzmeyer has lots of time back there.  Could read a book, maybe take a selfie.

1 minute ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

So I think hummers (the "trucks") suck balls. But I'm curious about that crab walk, is it just for people who can't parallel park or does it have a true application?

its a way to add even more hyper-specific and hyper-expensive parts that can break and cost even more to repair. 

2 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

So I think hummers (the "trucks") suck balls. But I'm curious about that crab walk, is it just for people who can't parallel park or does it have a true application?

Offroading only

Kind of like the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor! Leave him alone, as he’s rolling.

Hook’em!!!

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

Kirk SHUT UP. Jfc he talks constantly 

Isn’t that his job?

I don’t miss Fowler yelling on big plays.  Nosdir, I don’t like it when Fowler hollers.

Just now, Bama Llama said:

I don’t miss Fowler yelling on big plays.  Nosdir, I don’t like it when Fowler hollers.

He's no worse than Joe Tessitore.

18 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Rece Davis is so much better at play by play than Fowler these days.

I used to dig Fowler but now he just comes across corny and like he’s trying too hard.

I've disliked Fowler since we squeaked by Nebraska in the '09 Big 12 championship game so he took it upon himself to convince the world we weren't worthy to play Alabama

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2 minutes ago, linux said:

Offroading only

I would love to see that.

 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Both teams look pretty good for first game of the season 

Yeah, not sure how I feel about that.  OTOH, it could just be carryover from that turd-toss domer/aggy game last night.  Any teams would look better.

2 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

I've disliked Fowler since we squeaked by Nebraska in the '09 Big 12 championship game so he took it upon himself to convince the world we weren't worthy to play Alabama

does fowler still do big games but busy with tennis right now and hop in the booth after that?

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Both teams look pretty good for first game of the season 

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good ol big 12 refs missing a clear hold AND facemask in the USC backfield

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Furk, that jailbreak screen was ... familiar.

You know who would have scored a TD there?

 

 

Frank Stallone 

 

RIP @YGIFS you will be missed man. Hope you have the best seat in the house watching this game. ❤️🤘🏼

 

 

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

does fowler still do big games but busy with tennis right now and hop in the booth after that?

Wasn’t he in CS last night? 

Holy crap, Sportscenter catch.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

You know who would have scored a TD there?

 

 

Frank Stallone 

 

RIP @YGIFS you will be missed man. Hope you have the best seat in the house watching this game. ❤️🤘🏼

 

 

Wait, what?  What the hell happened to @YGIFS?!

 

 

33 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

It’s on purpose, maximum effect.

 Spectrum did it last year and literally waited until the guy was approaching the tee for the opening kick, then shut it off.

Yep.

And shocker, a deal was reached the day of the first Monday Night Football game.

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