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That run on 1st was genius. I don't know what that run on 2nd was.

All that and not even going to try for the endzone once?

23 minutes ago, TOR said:

Glad the CFB world is being exposed to gawdawful Rig 12 refs.

Big 12 is a joke of a conference. 

Just now, JBJ said:

All that and not even going to try for the endzone once?

All that, no shot at the endzone, and miss the kick?

Thinking was get 3 at the end of half, get the ball to start the second? Idiot kicker. 

7 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

And stole UCLAs guy

Yeah, he did well at ucla and I expect he'll get sc's defense turned around.  I'm just glad lincoln waited until he left ou to fire grinch.

I’m pretty sure every Texas high school football coach has that same bald spot. It’s a badge of honor, no?

I was giving my 85 yo grandfather shit about the bald spot on top of his head a few years back. He says, you wanna know how I got that bald spot? I said how? He said, rubbing up against the headboard all these years.

Ha. Did you see all the love and support his teammates showed the kicker?

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I’m pretty sure every Texas high school football coach has that same bald spot. It’s a badge of honor, no?

It is. Lincoln now stealing TXHSFB coaches identities! That sooner son of a bitch!

That might have been the least-douchey "running off the field" interview w/ Riley of all time.  I guess a competent DC will help with his demeanor.

1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Wow. A chip shot and that dude went full laces in. 

Chris Pratt What GIF

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:


I was giving my 85 yo grandfather shit about the bald spot on top of his head a few years back. He says, you wanna know how I got that bald spot? I said how? He said, rubbing up against the headboard all these years.

Your granddad is a bad ass.

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I was giving my 85 yo grandfather shit about the bald spot on top of his head a few years back. He says, you wanna know how I got that bald spot? I said how? He said, rubbing up against the headboard all these years.

Getting pegged?

Defensive game, 10-10 at halftime, just like everyone expected.

 

Booger answers the question:

What does a caveman’s circumcised penis look like?

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Getting pegged?

Duh, real men get penatrated. Gig'em 👎

Just now, WBT said:

Defensive game, 10-10 at halftime, just like everyone expected.

 

Both offenses and QBs look competent. Defenses finding ways to end drives and minimize points. Good football

Just now, PhillyHorn1 said:

Duh, real men get penatrated. Gig'em 👎

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9 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I was giving my 85 yo grandfather shit about the bald spot on top of his head a few years back. He says, you wanna know how I got that bald spot? I said how? He said, rubbing up against the headboard all these years.

Britney Spears What GIF

Man, I though Love Boat was comming back. Fuck you ABC

21 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I was giving my 85 yo grandfather shit about the bald spot on top of his head a few years back. He says, you wanna know how I got that bald spot? I said how? He said, rubbing up against the headboard all these years.

Holy shit I've missed the zero filter of game threads.

So, I saw LSU have one drive where they just ran the ball down USCs throat, then they kinda let up. 

I expect them to come back to whatever that was.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

htf...  did that runner not get tackled down 5 yards.

The defender wanted to slam him down. When he went to do it, the RB had his feet braced and the dumbass defender let him go thinking he was going down. Essentially, he let him go trying to make a body slam.

USC QB looks concussed man. In the shot they just showed. 

Who the hell still eats BK? These commercials are annoying as fuck

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

USC QB looks concussed man. In the shot they just showed. 

 

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lol @ the water boy not paying attention and squirting the water bottle on the back of his neck

Just now, TOR said:

 

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I’m telling you dude didn’t look right. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

I’m telling you dude didn’t look right. 

I trust you know what it looks like when a guy is out of it. 

 

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I’m enjoying these commercials interrupted periodically by football

1 minute ago, Deej said:

I trust you know what it looks like when a guy is out of it. 

 

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fuck off herbstreit

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1 minute ago, BB65 said:

I’m enjoying these commercials interrupted periodically by football

The Georgia game was so bad we started talking about life after football. We dropped network tv because of commercials. If the football commercials are going to be this bad, we may just walk away from the sport. 

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