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Just now, WBT said:

fuck off herbstreit

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Think he was talking about Heismans... which still should be Vince

Funny how that wouldn't be PI against Texas.

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Think he was talking about Heismans... which still should be Vince

He said "03 was the start of great things" then listed 04 and 05. So he couldn't have been talking about Heismans, because Jason White won it in 03, and he couldn't have been talking about national championships because Texas won it in 05. He probably was talking about fuck-all, because kirk is a dipshit.

Dammit herbie, stop giving me texas/ou flashbacks.

Dude has 2 mouth guards yet wears neither.  Seems about right for LSU

1 minute ago, TOR said:

Funny how that wouldn't be PI against Texas.

depends.... if we were the defender, it sure as fuck would have been called.

 

 

also, love how there isnt a fucking holding flag on the 3rd down sack play

Barnburner DRINK.

 

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Dude has 2 mouth guards yet wears neither.  Seems about right for LSU

Half of the student body also has the same presence of mind.

9 minutes ago, BB65 said:

I’m enjoying these commercials interrupted periodically by football

I keep forgetting that there’s a game on. Is this what advertiser want? 

Does this Modelo guy bother anyone else?  I hate those fucking commercials

Geico could offer me auto insurance for free and I am not sure I would partake.  And I say this as a VERY small shareholder of their parent company.  Damn near all of their ads insult the intelligence of anyone above IQ = 90.

Just now, B00M said:

I keep forgetting that there’s a game on. Is this what advertiser want? 

It’s maddening. And they want people to pay for this shit? 

Will applaud the day they outlaw dangling mouthguards

Just now, boilerhorn said:

Geico could offer me auto insurance for free and I am not sure I would partake.  And I say this as a VERY small shareholder of their parent company.  Damn near all of their ads insult the intelligence of anyone above IQ = 90.

thats because you arent their target audience.  

 

their audience are the mouth breathers rocking IQs under 90

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Does this Modelo guy bother anyone else?  I hate those fucking commercials

Looks like a Cartel thug.  

2 minutes ago, B00M said:

I keep forgetting that there’s a game on. Is this what advertiser want? 

Fuck the Modelo bullshit.  Creepy annoying and not remotely cool like Dos XX.

 

The Vrbo commercial with Nick in the hot tub with the couple was mildly amusing.

The Georgia game was so bad we started talking about life after football. We dropped network tv because of commercials. If the football commercials are going to be this bad, we may just walk away from the sport. 
It's getting very bad. No game has any flow at all. The other night, there was about 1 play ran in 10 minutes with all the commercial breaks.
Just now, TOR said:

Looks like a Cartel thug.  

I keep hoping he will tap the wrong guy on the shoulder in the audience. 

Uh oh, LSU member'd they can run the ball.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I keep hoping he will tap the wrong guy on the shoulder in the audience. 

I mean the dude is literally staring into people's houses using binoculars

USC defenders took themselves out.  TOUCHDOWN LSU.

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck these in game interviews.

Daniels looks ridiculous with that necklace. I'll never understand blowing thousands of dollars on those ugly, gaudy things.

1.1.1.1.1.1.1.11111111.1.1.1.1.1.!!!!!!!!!!!...!

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

Daniels looks ridiculous with that necklace. I'll never understand blowing thousands of dollars on those ugly, gaudy things.

It's not like he was an accounting or finance major.  He was a football major.

Just now, boilerhorn said:

It's not like he was an accounting or finance major.  He was a football major.

They not here to play school.

11 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Will applaud the day they outlaw dangling mouthguards

When they outlaw dangling mouthguards only outlaws will have dangling mouthguards. 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Bush league Lincoln 

That is sh1t he would pull against Texas in the Cotton Bowl.

Fuck the Modelo bullshit.  Creepy annoying and not remotely cool like Dos XX.
 
The Vrbo commercial with Nick in the hot tub with the couple was mildly amusing.

I like the 5 minute max showers too!

Hook’em!!!
1 minute ago, immamac said:

This game seems like a bunch of 4 and 5 starts that are terribly coached and just playing backyard broken play ball. 

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Just now, Vic Mackey said:

That trick play was some Jason Garrett level execution.

Words hurt, Vic.

Just now, msucolt45 said:

I like the 5 minute max showers too!

This isn't a spa

Holy shit.  Change of possession w/o a 5 minute commercial break.

"Academic struggles at LSU" was not on my bingo card.

1 minute ago, boilerhorn said:

Holy shit.  Change of possession w/o a 5 minute commercial break.

 

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