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How to monetize? 349 members have voted

  1. 1. How do you prefer to monetize?

    • Purely donation based
      160
    • Light ad support with no monetization after covering costs
      151
    • Heavy monetization and investing back into the community
      38
  2. 2. Would you commit to donating, if so for how much?

    • $2/mo or $24/yr
      135
    • $5/mo or $60/yr
      98
    • $10/mo or $120/yr
      25
    • Big daddy club over $20/mo
      9
    • No, fuck you, you pandering cunt.
      82

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12 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

It pains me to say it, but I think we are seeing a softer kinder gentler future man...like he eased up on drinking or found Jeebus or something.

Nah, he just reached the part of the future where women all have bigger boobs.

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  • millhouse
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    Tree fidy per month. That is $42/year. Sticks with the theme and the answer is always 42.

  • Hugo Stiglitz
    Hugo Stiglitz

    How much will it cost to get imgur to work? 

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31 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Nah, he just reached the part of the future where he finally got laid.

Bullshit aside, I’m all for some futureman rabble rousing.  

i could probably swing about t'ree-fi'ty

surly being owned by an aggie is about as ironic as landthieves being owned by a longhorn

I’m in for whatever donation keeps this site viable. Think we should put Giles in charge of recruiting donations.

6 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How much do I have to donate to delete the politics section and it’s contributors lol

Has anyone suggested making Cloak Room subscription-only?

Those lunatics will pay big money to piss all over each other.  

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Has anyone suggested making Cloak Room subscription-only?

Those lunatics will pay big money to piss all over each other.  

This is an underappreciated idea.

Vic is the only reason this takes such huge server space. He should pay.

You guys are a bunch of amateurs at monetizing.

Anyone think they can get Steve Pattetson to help us?

10 minutes ago, woohorn said:

You guys are a bunch of amateurs at monetizing.

Anyone think they can get Steve Pattetson to help us?

The new proally Chancellor seems like he'd be even better, he's got a dubious fraud background. Let's get him!

On 8/4/2018 at 9:04 AM, BearSchlong said:

I'll donate.

 

I'd even pay if we had a "shagslist" type deal where I could pimp my company's services. Like "here is what I sell, PM me and I'll waive the up front fees and give you a free bird rub or some scentsy. Sorta like a surly business network.

 

Kinda like LinkedIn without the bullshit.

 

 

 

Could someone purchase weed with this setup?

Asking for a friend.

 

54 minutes ago, woohorn said:

You guys are a bunch of amateurs at monetizing.

Anyone think they can get Steve Pattetson to help us?

It's a blended tree fiddy

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Has anyone suggested making Cloak Room subscription-only?

Those lunatics will pay big money to piss all over each other. 

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Has anyone suggested making Cloak Room subscription-only?

Those lunatics will pay big money to piss all over each other.  

I know it's bad form to quote yourself, but can you imagine the revenue you'd bring in just from the multiple socks?

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I know it's bad form to quote yourself, but can you imagine the revenue you'd bring in just from the multiple socks?

I think it would have the opposite effect.  I’m convinced the cloak room is only about three or four psychos with multiple personalities posting under a litany of different names.  but they’d surely pay to keep doing it. 

Maybe buy this longhorn and stud him out so the next bevo has ungodly horns to hook'em with 8bd9d98b9076ecc8d3391896dd3408cb.jpg

8 hours ago, elfenix said:

surly being owned by aggy is about as ironic as landthieves being owned by a longhorn

imamac is about the least aggy aggy in the entire constellation of aggy.  whatever the opposite is of going full aggy, it's him.

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Has anyone suggested making Cloak Room subscription-only?

Those lunatics will pay big money to piss all over each other.  

This is a great idea, for real. 

I'm for putting tariffs on the CR.  The money would flow like wine.

2 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

What about unlocking privileges for the whales who want to throw some cash at it, like you see with GoFundMes. Off the top of my head and purely hypothetical but just to illustrate the format:

$1/month- Thanks for Donation email

$2:month- Badge proudly displaying donator

$5/month- access to SSS

$10/month- double neg power 

$50/month- ability to banhammer someone with a single neg

this is fucking terrible, top to bottom.  negged. 

You wasted a neg.  That's not ever going to happen on anyone's planet, never mind this one.

I can't remember what I was giving at the other site ($45?), but I'd be willing to go $60/year.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I'd pay treefiddy to be able to see all the broken link pics people post.

^^^This.  I think it has hurt Surly by not being as user friendly, i.e. posting and viewing of images, links etc. without all the extra clicks.

About tree-fiddy/month is the moral imperative.  Pay monthly, it's $3.51.  Pay annually up front, $3.49x12.  Allow for additional donations, "reward" those however you feel like it (titles, VIP areas, whatever).  Maybe for specific activities (e.g. banner at USC), have separate donation drives to supplement the general fund.

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I voted donation only, $5/mo

27 minutes ago, immamac said:

 

Is anyone else having fuckery with the menu up top for "store"?

Yep.

32 minutes ago, immamac said:

Is anyone else having fuckery with the menu up top for "store"?

Well, the menu seems to work (iPad/Safari) but when I tried to subscribe, I entered all the payment info asked of me and when I went to pay, I was redirected to PayPal (which I don’t use).  I went back to the Surly order page, tried again, and was redirected to PayPal which told me I had been inactive, I had been logged out, and to start over again on Surly.  Again, weird because I don’t use PayPal, so how could I have even been logged in to get logged out?

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12 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

imamac is about the least aggy aggy in the entire constellation of aggy.  whatever the opposite is of going full aggy, it's him.

Like that matters. 

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Right now there is no plans to differentiate other than anyone who has donated/subscribed for more than 3.50 will get a "treefiddy" badge. 

 

The main differentiation will likely be people who have donated will get access to the transparency/disclosure forum I will be setting up for 1 year and subs will get it while they are subbed if that makes sense

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

Right now there is no plans to differentiate other than anyone who has donated/subscribed for more than 3.50 will get a "treefiddy" badge. 

 

The main differentiation will likely be people who have donated will get access to the transparency/disclosure forum I will be setting up for 1 year and subs will get it while they are subbed if that makes sense

I think you are missing out on some cash by not having a 420 badge, dude

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Haha, the good news is we can do whatever the fuck we want. 10x Treefiddy annual is 420 so the math works :P

 

I have updated the donation goal to reflect payments made directly by a few members who wish to stay anonymous, but donated a substantial amount. 

On 8/5/2018 at 12:59 PM, immamac said:

12k would guarantee a year pretty much. Right now we have the capacity to do 2-3x peak with the hardware and planned upgrades that are happening in the next couple of weeks to some servers regardless of donations/ads. 

 

The colocation/metered bandwidth/power/auxiliary power/never down grid cuz of proximity to Texas capital is roughly 600 a month when you average out the whole year including football season which causes some pretty big spikes in amp draw and sustained traffic (we come close to maxing out a 100mbps dedicated line) 

Hardware costs amortized right now are about 200 over the next 24 months paying ourselves back for fronting it, because we got a hell of a deal on the hardware. We currently have enough capacity for 2-3x peak if we set it up right with some slight upgrades planned in the next few weeks

 

Software licensing works out to about $1200/year with all things included for the forum, commerce plugins, monitoring tools, and basic support tiers.

 

Additional services are pretty low right now, but we will need to spend much more on S3 and Cloudflare in the coming months for cdn, dns protection, and raw object storage this will definitely creep up into the 100/mo range in the blink of an eye and even higher after a while. 

Of course this is all with me and the others on the "server team" doing all the work for free + our awesome mod team doing everything pro bono as well. Eventually that should be paid at market on an hourly basis. 

This is a snapshot of today's traffic so far on today, a random non-football Sunday in August. This is about 3x lower than a football Saturday on raw user count and we have a pretty respectable user base. I'd say on a shitty day we have 2k daily active users and on a busy day we have closer to 40k (think mack brown firing day) 

 

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I'm in, will subscribe.  It's the least I can do for the time I've spent abusing myself on the Milana Vayntrub thread.  

Can you set up a customizable monthly subscription?  I would go higher than the $7 if available.

I'm having issues getting it to accept my paypal payment.  Anyone else?

 

10 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

I'm having issues getting it to accept my paypal payment.  Anyone else?

 

I got right in. PP had issues with my auto fill address but that was an easy fix.  

21 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Has anyone suggested making Cloak Room subscription-only?

Those lunatics will pay big money to piss all over each other.  

Shit ton of ads in the cloak room should strongly be considered.

In da club. When will my blazer arrive?

8 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

3.50 club.  does anything special happen?  

Every year you subscribe your balls hang lower

In, paypal was being a bitch though.

since the annuals do not auto-renew, will we get a reminder or sumpin?

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