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How to monetize? 349 members have voted

  1. 1. How do you prefer to monetize?

    • Purely donation based
      160
    • Light ad support with no monetization after covering costs
      151
    • Heavy monetization and investing back into the community
      38
  2. 2. Would you commit to donating, if so for how much?

    • $2/mo or $24/yr
      135
    • $5/mo or $60/yr
      98
    • $10/mo or $120/yr
      25
    • Big daddy club over $20/mo
      9
    • No, fuck you, you pandering cunt.
      82

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I've paid my subscription but I have not received my newsletter. What gives?
I got mine.
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  • millhouse
    millhouse

    Tree fidy per month. That is $42/year. Sticks with the theme and the answer is always 42.

  • Hugo Stiglitz
    Hugo Stiglitz

    How much will it cost to get imgur to work? 

  • I love Surly and am planning on donating or subscribing. Forgive me for mentioning this if this has already been discussed but the site presently does not possess an SSL Certificate and is not secure.

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Well, I tried to pay through both paypal and through card direct and received an unable to log in through Paypal and error paying on the credit card.  There's no real error message/code to send so I'll just hang around a bit until you guys have that figured out.

Worked fine for me. 

Here's hoping my subscription level gives me access to all the kinky shit.

Surly is a 501 (C) (3) tax deductible organization.....right?  Your answer will determine the size of my donation!!

7 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

You have my money.  Where’s the lineup of whores?

see the new thread about the Germans in U in her B.  

30 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Surly is a 501 (C) (3) tax deductible organization.....right?  Your answer will determine the size of my donation!!

If i were running this fiesta, i would not go anywhere near 501c3 status because the IRS quarterly reporting requirements are a massive pain in the posterior.   Absolutely not worth it at all.

37 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

If i were running this fiesta, i would not go anywhere near 501c3 status because the IRS quarterly reporting requirements are a massive pain in the posterior.   Absolutely not worth it at all.

I understand....I was just being a little sarcastic!

CC payment method fucking up through my phone. Not sure if it's something I'm doing wrong or ya'll fucking up, but apparently I'm not the only one experiencing problems. I hope ya'll get this shit fixed quick fast and in a hurry.

So yeah i went to tapa and it wouldnt work then went to website...had to reset password because i guess it was so strong i couldnt guess it...then i had another super strong password i couldnt crack on pay pal so just reset that also

 

Tl;dr #276

All of these fuckers trying to pay for Surly with $.18 left on their Best Buy gift card.

 

" It won't go through, Martha...   I've tried like 8 different times."

Anted.  when do I receive  my full-length Fatheads of Baker Mayfield and Johnny Football?

Didn't even realize I'd received a confirmation e-mail til I looked at my spam this morning, #105 holla!

 

Credit card payment isn't working for me.  I don't have a paypal account.  Is one necessary?

57 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Credit card payment isn't working for me.  I don't have a paypal account.  Is one necessary?

just send me your money and I’ll make sure it gets to surly.  

Sent the absolutely minimum amount I felt comfortable with. Let me know where I go to get the sunshine pumped up my ass and also where the old NSFA section is.

7 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

 NSFA section 

nude seniors for anal?  

don't know if it has been decided or not for subscription only or ad based business model but I thought this was relevant.  It speaks to the issues we are having in the Cloak Room with socks/trolls and in general.  People should have to pay for usage.  


Ted Talk

 

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21 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

You'll notice that $9.95 is not an option.

 

21 hours ago, immamac said:

You sir, are incorrect.

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How many Hayden Horn insider write ups do you get at this level?

51 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Paypal worked for me.  What do I win?

bite-size three musketeers 

4 hours ago, futureman said:

nude seniors for anal?  

[Lurch]You rang?[/Lurch]

Why not just charge a per minute rate, like the old long distance calls? Like a taxi to Surly Town.

17 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Why not just charge a per minute rate, like the old long distance calls? Like a taxi to Surly Town.

No way....I've posted on many a Longhorn baseball game....and with games going up to 4 hours....this could get expensive.

Worked perfectly the first time. When should I expect my Surly swag?

How are people figuring out thier order numbers?  

it's on your email receipt: 

 

Hi tejas60, 
Thank you for your order at Surly Horns. Your payment has been received and approved. 

— Surly Horns 
 

Order #52

36 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

it's on your email receipt: 

 

Hi tejas60, 
Thank you for your order at Surly Horns. Your payment has been received and approved. 

— Surly Horns 
 

Order #52

Thanks.  I had to search for “Surly” in my mail because it’s not showing up otherwise...

Paypal worked fine for me - confirmation emails and everything.

TreeFiddy 4 Life.

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Alrighty gang thanks SO much for the support and literally putting your $ where your mouth is. 

Currently with the subscribers just on their 1st month and the one time donations totaling about 3800 we have achieved and exceeded our donations goal for all costs covered through Jan 1 of this year. That means definitely no ads during football season and we are well on our way to just running completely on donations. There's a few things in the works as far as cool original content we plan on doing so keep a lookout. 

Subscription numbers are broken down below as of now.

27 Treefiddy Monthly $3.50
3 Double Treefiddy Monthly $7
0 Quad Treefiddy Monthly $14
0 Sep Treefiddy Monthly $21
2 Treefiddy - one time Monthly $3.50
19 Treefiddy Annual $42
9 Double Treefiddy Annual $84
1 Quad Treefiddy Annual $168
2 Passionate Newsletter Subscriber Monthly $9.95
4 Deca Treefiddy Annual $350+

 

We also had some big dick donations that came through by some members of the Deca Treefiddy club in ADDITION to subscribing at a crazy level. Thank you again for all the support.

I don't know much about this stuff but I think the reason my payment isn't going through is because I'm on my Surface Pro using the Edge browser.  When I get back home, I'll try logging in from Chrome and see if that works.

PNS... when it's that time of the month!

FWIW - I wasn't able to use PayPal (with an account or CC) for a monthly subscription but it worked when I did the annual subscription.

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