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How to monetize? 349 members have voted

  1. 1. How do you prefer to monetize?

    • Purely donation based
      160
    • Light ad support with no monetization after covering costs
      151
    • Heavy monetization and investing back into the community
      38
  2. 2. Would you commit to donating, if so for how much?

    • $2/mo or $24/yr
      135
    • $5/mo or $60/yr
      98
    • $10/mo or $120/yr
      25
    • Big daddy club over $20/mo
      9
    • No, fuck you, you pandering cunt.
      82

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Hi UTEX90,
Thank you for your order at Surly Horns. Your payment has been received and approved.

— Surly Horns

Order #128

 

Sweet.

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  • millhouse
    millhouse

    Tree fidy per month. That is $42/year. Sticks with the theme and the answer is always 42.

  • Hugo Stiglitz
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    How much will it cost to get imgur to work? 

  • I love Surly and am planning on donating or subscribing. Forgive me for mentioning this if this has already been discussed but the site presently does not possess an SSL Certificate and is not secure.

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I wasn't going to subscribe after I read that immamac is aggy, but I talked myself down by rationalizing that it might just be a joke.

Then, I go to the subscription page wondering if immamac has a sense of humor and gives us the choice between $3.49 and $3.51 a month only to realize that he's the one who doesn't get the 'bout tree-fiddy joke. I had to talk myself down again once I realized that he must indeed be aggy.

Subscribed.

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10 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

I wasn't going to subscribe after I read that immamac is aggy, but I talked myself down by rationalizing that it might just be a joke.

Then, I go to the subscription page wondering if immamac has a sense of humor and gives us the choice between $3.49 and $3.51 a month only to realize that he's the one who doesn't get the 'bout tree-fiddy joke. I had to talk myself down again once I realized that he must indeed be aggy.

Subscribed.

to be fair, the take is only 3.15 or something so that's 'bout tree-fiddy

Im a passionate newsletter subscriber... I finally took the plunge to give someone my 9.95....

 

Fuck... so which site do I got post all the shit I steal from here onto now? I aint going to post it on cheese dick eskohut's site...

I'm eagerly awaiting our audit forum so we can see how much has been allocated for hookers.

It said another member has Sbbruin handle. Give it back!

Immamac has my personal info now. Please destroy it.

#353

order # tree fiddy fi

This donation was for scat email subscriptions, right?

I see that the donation limit is already reached.  Please tell me what way you would prefer to receive my contribution and I'll make one.

I appreciate the hospitality everyone here and at the old site has shown me even though I am not nearly the poster I used to be and you guys suck more than usual.  I'm probably a double tree fiddy guy, maybe a triple. Just tell me how you want it and I'll give it to you hard and long.

9 minutes ago, Okie State said:

I missed the instructions. What do we do?

send money and then post nudes of hot chicks. And make fun of aggy. 

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50 minutes ago, Jhawk said:

I see that the donation limit is already reached.  Please tell me what way you would prefer to receive my contribution and I'll make one.

I appreciate the hospitality everyone here and at the old site has shown me even though I am not nearly the poster I used to be and you guys suck more than usual.  I'm probably a double tree fiddy guy, maybe a triple. Just tell me how you want it and I'll give it to you hard and long.

There is no limit on the donation, that was just for the goal. You can continue to donate on top of it, I'll update the goal to reflect the month we are currently striving for later on.

Seriously appreciate anything you want to do if it's one time or if it's a subscription :) thanks

shit, it didn't want to take my card! I was trying to click on the visa and I entered all the card info and got this message:

"There was an error processing the payment. Please try a different payment method or contact us for assistance."

Fuck. I'll try Pay Pal, I guess but I hate that.

 

1 hour ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Direct card pay wouldn't work for me. Hmmmph.

Same. I guess my money isn’t good around here. 

It said that to me also when on tapa...went to online login and worked

It said another member has Sbbruin handle. Give it back!

Immamac has my personal info now. Please destroy it.

#353

Hi Txlc, 
Thank you for your order at Surly Horns. Your payment has been received and approved. 

— Surly Horns 
 

Order #384

I am now proud and sad to say I'm a $9.95'er. 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I'll reach out to PayPal today and see why so many people are having issues with payment through both portals. 

Something, something, "touch yourself at night", something.

13 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Something, something, "touch yourself at night", something.

That's PlayPal.

1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

That's PlayPal.

Don't even go there.   That gives paypal an excuse to hold money on the suspicion it's being transferred for sex worker purposes.   Paypal really sucks, but it's the best option now. 

On the other hand, I have to give credit to Immamac for his handling of all this in a very patient, gracious and efficient way.    It seems odd to say "thank you for taking my money in such a nice manner"  but then I think of the Patterson type alternatives there could be to this, and I applaud effort made to keep the site as pure and un-commercial as possible.  Thanks for that. 

I can't get either the direct card or PayPal to work.   It's been so long since I've used PayPal for anything I've forgotten my password and it just spits out error messages when I put in my e-mail to get a new one.

Not if people with problems are on tapa or not...i couldnt do it on tapa but got it done on website page on phone

paypal worked for me (order #377 holla)

I think you have to show rocco your paystub first and THEN pm Derka for it to go through.

Order #398

Paypal actually worked after years of inactivity.

5 hours ago, immamac said:

I'll reach out to PayPal today and see why so many people are having issues with payment through both portals. 

Yeah, nothing worked for me, and I tried two separate cards. This was within the last hour.

6 hours ago, immamac said:

I'll reach out to PayPal today and see why so many people are having issues with payment through both portals. 

It would be really cool to see a map of where users live now that you have everyone's address.  No names of course but just a scatter map of where we are located.  

On 8/6/2018 at 3:00 PM, immamac said:

For those experiencing issues I would use our direct link and put your username/tier you were going for in the memo and I'll manually adjust to make it so.

 

paypal.me/tanmutt

I used this method of payment. 

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Yeah, nothing worked for me, and I tried two separate cards. This was within the last hour.

You fucking freeloader.

Snuck into my kids room last night, emptied their piggy bank....where do I send the coins?  I left a couple so they may not realize it. 

Edited by Cairn Horn88

7 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Don't even go there.   That gives paypal an excuse to hold money on the suspicion it's being transferred for sex worker purposes.   Paypal really sucks, but it's the best option now. 

On the other hand, I have to give credit to Immamac for his handling of all this in a very patient, gracious and efficient way.    It seems odd to say "thank you for taking my money in such a nice manner"  but then I think of the Patterson type alternatives there could be to this, and I applaud effort made to keep the site as pure and un-commercial as possible.  Thanks for that. 

It's okay.  PlayPal has an "unfriend" button, so if you click it, your right hand shocks you every time you go down there.

31 minutes ago, Kilgorehorn said:

Where is the link to subscribe?

Want to say page 6

#412, in for about tree fiddy.

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

when do we get our flair?

 

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Still waiting on my t-shirt from Hornfans.

I just submitted payment. Hope it went through.

I’m getting a “not secure” message in my browser on my iPhone before the domain when I try to enter cc info. I’m pretty sure this is why payment won’t go through. 

Not sure if you did something immamac, but my PayPal finally went through.  

Order #420 ftw.

Direct to card didn't work (same red bar "can't process" mentioned earlier), but PayPal did:

Hi flatdawgs,
Thank you for your order at Surly Horns. Your payment has been received and approved.

— Surly Horns
 

Order #422

 

Got two confirmation emails though, one from Surly and one from PayPal.  Hmmmm…..

 

16 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

It seems odd to say "thank you for taking my money in such a nice manner"  but then I think of the Patterson type alternatives there could be to this, and I applaud effort made to keep the site as pure and un-commercial as possible.  Thanks for that. 

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Hi RPM, 
Thank you for your order at Surly Horns. Your payment has been received and approved. 

— Surly Horns 
 

Order #40

I was never able to sign up monthly via paypal.  Finally said screw it and paid for a year and that worked.  Wonder if it has something to do with the auto renewal.  Order #428 after days of trying.

In.  Donate link worked, but subscribe did not work multiple times over multiple days through PayPal.  Dunno.

Hi CycleTex87,
Thank you for your order at Surly Horns. Your payment has been received and approved.

— Surly Horns

Order #434

2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Done and done.  Don't spend it all in one place now.......

1 hooker and 1 blow please, my good man.

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