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How to monetize? 349 members have voted

  1. 1. How do you prefer to monetize?

    • Purely donation based
      160
    • Light ad support with no monetization after covering costs
      151
    • Heavy monetization and investing back into the community
      38
  2. 2. Would you commit to donating, if so for how much?

    • $2/mo or $24/yr
      135
    • $5/mo or $60/yr
      98
    • $10/mo or $120/yr
      25
    • Big daddy club over $20/mo
      9
    • No, fuck you, you pandering cunt.
      82

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

1 hooker and 1 blow please, my good man.

Those are kind of the same thing.  Do you mean the complementary 8ball? 

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    Tree fidy per month. That is $42/year. Sticks with the theme and the answer is always 42.

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    How much will it cost to get imgur to work? 

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1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Those are kind of the same thing.  Do you mean the complementary 8ball? 

I like where your heads at.

I was trying to pay into the Treefiddy Club with Pay Pal Card Direct, but in big red letters I’m being told that the website is not secure. 

So I backed out. Don’t want to get hacked or get computer AIDS.

For those of us that don’t have PayPal accounts, what’s the best, secure way to donate?

Looking at the total, we are working towards a banner. Guess we will have to see come October who is the recipient.

Can we just get cam girls in UinherB and take a cut like a pimp?

Heard the excess is gonna go towards the SEZ project, so keep 'em coming.

On 8/6/2018 at 12:43 PM, immamac said:

Donations live here:

http://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/clients/donations/

Subscription for treefiddy live here:

http://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/subscriptions/

 

Is anyone else having fuckery with the menu up top for "store"?

It took me awhile to find this.  You should edit your original post to include this.

Thank you for everything though.

 

Donated 32.50 now at Raised 6,532.02 USD of 5,000.00 USD target

 

 

 

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I love Surly and am planning on donating or subscribing. Forgive me for mentioning this if this has already been discussed but the site presently does not possess an SSL Certificate and is not secure. Are there plans to add one so that the site and user info is properly protected?

Again, thanks for everything. 

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Fuck any dumbass that says they're ok with ads.

19 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I love Surly and am planning on donating or subscribing. Forgive me for mentioning this if this has already been discussed but the site presently does not possess an SSL Certificate and is not secure. Are there plans to add one so that the site and user info is properly protected?

Again, thanks for everything. 

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Echoing this — I will donate once there’s an SSL cert.

Can one just send a check. Am old and all that shit.

 Did AB figure it out? I'm ashamed if he did.

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Telling me someone with my email and user name is already a member. No shit. Will try again not on my phone.

43 minutes ago, HoustonHorn said:

Telling me someone with my email and user name is already a member. No shit. Will try again not on my phone.

Sorry. I didn't know BobStoopsEatsDongs@aol.com was already taken.

You could have it where only donors get to access MS Paint or I Need Something Photoshopped threads.


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if i just give you $6K, can i own the site?

Is there a way you could make ads show only for guests looking at the site? I feel like we should be making money off all those non-authenticated people. 

I just saw this. Strongly suggest blasting a PM to all users.

 

Hi hornbri, 
Thank you for your order at Surly Horns. Your payment has been received and approved. 

— Surly Horns 
 

Order #519

 

do want shaggy shirt. especially if it's the golf shirt.

Right here for a Shaggy shirt. Or a shot glass. Whatever tree fiddy will get me.

I have some shaggy shirts, mousepads and shot glasses I need to get rid of


Bring me one to Lee Harvey's por favor
6 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Bring me one to Lee Harvey's por favor

 

I like this idea. TX/OU swag. 

I have some shaggy shirts, mousepads and shot glasses I need to get rid of
Ill take whateve
On 8/15/2018 at 8:01 PM, blacklab said:

I have some shaggy shirts, mousepads and shot glasses I need to get rid of

That's where I'm really conflicted.  I have a shaggy T-shirt, but would probably feel like a traitor if I wore it now, or I would feel like I was advertising for those assholes.  Really pisses me of too, it's a badass T-shirt that I really like.

Just take a marker and write OG or BK.

On 8/15/2018 at 8:01 PM, blacklab said:

I have some shaggy shirts, mousepads and shot glasses I need to get rid of

Are they covered in shit?

On 8/15/2018 at 8:01 PM, blacklab said:

I have some shaggy shirts, mousepads and shot glasses I need to get rid of

What, no Eskimo Hut shirts? Okay, guess I'll take a mousepad.

I’m late to the party but has anyone mentioned charging $0.50 per post in the Politics board?

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On 8/12/2018 at 8:38 AM, Auto Driller said:

Echoing this — I will donate once there’s an SSL cert.

Sorry guys I have been on the road since last Sunday and haven't had much time to address this. 

I'll set up SSL when we move to the new webservers this weekend with certs and all. I believe we are going to go through Cloudflare for that + ddos protection + dns 

Wanted to donate sperm, but paypal only took cash.


Ask your mom how to take it. She has 3 inputs for donations.

Thanks for that. My mom died from incurable liver cancer when I was a kid, and i just was too young to dabble in familial necrophilia. Since my mom's long gone, perhaps, y'know... your mom free tonight?

So using chrome, when i put the mouse over store, the search option shines through and there is no way to access the dropdown menu (it disappears before I can click on it) whereas some of the other dropdown menus work fine.   

I've gone through the process but it always says there's an error in processing the payment.  I've tried different payment methods and its the same message each time.

4 hours ago, immamac said:

Sorry guys I have been on the road since last Sunday and haven't had much time to address this. 

I'll set up SSL when we move to the new webservers this weekend with certs and all. I believe we are going to go through Cloudflare for that + ddos protection + dns 

is this why i can't get paypal/creditcard to work

9 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

Thanks for that. My mom died from incurable liver cancer when I was a kid, and i just was too young to dabble in familial necrophilia. Since my mom's long gone, perhaps, y'know... your mom free tonight?

No, but her rates are very competitive.  

Pics of shirt?

*posting from a sleeveless buenos Diaz shaggy shirt*

Tried donating but everytime I go to put in addy it no takey. Where is the fucking Paypal button? Gotta make it easy for special folks, I’m special, I’m special.....

On 8/18/2018 at 9:42 AM, NWAustinDude said:

Thanks for that. My mom died from incurable liver cancer when I was a kid, and i just was too young to dabble in familial necrophilia. Since my mom's long gone, perhaps, y'know... your mom free tonight?

Well... THAT's not funny...

 

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Thank you for your order at Surly Horns. Your payment has been received and approved. 

— Surly Horns 
 

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