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Texas 31

Michigan 17

142 receiving yds

Texas offense works the edges of the defense to open up the inside run and go over the top for a few big plays.  
Texas defense plays solid against the run forcing Michigan to try and throw the ball.  
 

This game is not as close as the score indicates, it’s pretty obvious who is the better team.

Hooke’Em!

Texas 35-27. Please let there be an eight point margin. My heart can't take anything closer. Let's hope Mich gets their last score in trash time.

Edited by Irish Wrist Watch

Texas - 66

Michigan - 6

Michigan Rec. yards - 66

The number of the pigskins Texcalibur shall penetrate will be 6.

Horns 27

Meatchicken 16

 

UM receivers 210 yards

Texas 34 - Michigan - 20

146 yard receiving only because Michigan is throwing a lot late 

Pic 6 in the 3rd quarter 

Mich 21

Tex 20

i don't believe our interior defensive line is any good.  I think their RBs will break several long runs and they will dominate TOP.  Ewers will be flustered by pressure all game and we won't be able to run the ball to compensate.  It's just a bad matchup for us.

Texas 28

Michigan 10

UM receivers: 135 yards

Texas maintains control of this game for the majority of the contest.  Systematic domination, especially at the lines of scrimmage.  Michigan keeps it close for a half, but then Texas pulls away for a comfortable win by double digits.  There's no doubt afterward that Texas is for real, and that Michigan's time in the sun is at an end.  And as a bonus, Texas wins the Macguffin (see https://sports.yahoo.com/macguffin-why-wolverines-090000933.html if you don't know what I'm talking about) [the spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1170RqPz0ExrvwUHn5A0T-skLN83CVnh8_IguC3alDHQ/edit?gid=0#gid=0]. 

Another fun fact: we played for the Macguffin twice before in the past 2 years---in our last two contests against Washington---but we were unable to bring it home.  That changes on Saturday.

24-14 UM

Edwards gets 23 yds receiving
UM Receivers get 118 yds

Ewers throws a pick and gets hit for a fumble early and rattles before halftime and has a shaky-but-solid 2nd half. Surly freaks out and overreacts. Manning is called for across the Internet but Sark doesn't even let him warm up. Wailing. Gnashing of teeth. Rending of garments. It's our only loss and we end up in the playoffs.

19 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

24-14 UM

Edwards gets 23 yds receiving
UM Receivers get 118 yds

Ewers throws a pick and gets hit for a fumble early and rattles before halftime and has a shaky-but-solid 2nd half. Surly freaks out and overreacts. Manning is called for across the Internet but Sark doesn't even let him warm up. Wailing. Gnashing of teeth. Rending of garments. It's our only loss and we end up in the playoffs.

Tcu again?

31-13

 

192 yards receiving for meatchicken.

🤘🏼 Texas 28-Michigan 24

Wingo gets a TD.

3 total INTs in this game.

We continue to improve on our Red Zone woes from last year.

Praying no injuries. 🤘🏼

Texas 24-20

98 receiving yards

Mich defense is legit so I don't think we score at will, but on the flipside our pass defense seems improved while run defense is hit or miss. Wolverine offense doesn't really scare anyone so we'll outlast them.

Texas 27 Michigan 13

13 minutes ago, ousux said:

Mich defense is legit so I don't think we score at will, but on the flipside our pass defense seems improved while run defense is hit or miss. Wolverine offense doesn't really scare anyone so we'll outlast them.

Texas 27 Michigan 13

The front 4 is legit and 1 corner. Linebackers and others secondary are going to be put in some shit positions. 

On 9/2/2024 at 9:27 AM, Wulaw Horn said:

Texas 38

michigan 3

Bonus- how many receiving yards will Michigan get: 138

Texas comes out and just dominates Michigan. Lots of RPO’s, short passes with Texas receivers  getting the ball on the move and messing them up, and 2 uppercuts landed with deep shots for Td’s. On the other side- Michigan has nothing for us and is futile with each QB. We leave this week looking like the best team since 05. 

Texas: 45

Michigan: 13

Michigan Recieving Yards: 156

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

Texas: 45

Michigan: 13

Michigan Recieving Yards: 156

Best part is, with the score 45-11, and the clock at 00:03,Texas has the ball, 4th and 7, on our own 15 yard line. The Texas punter turns his back on the line of scrimmage, and insouciantly kicks the ball into the end-zone seats. The game is over, and the Weasels are awarded a safety and an additional two points. Bettors with Meatchicken plus 7 1/2 don't celebrate.

Texas 38

Michigan 17

Michigan receiving yards - 224.

Michigan 20

Texas 17

Loveland 117 yards

Edwards/Mullings 94 Yards

The rest of Michigan 36 yards

Edited by Juicy

41 Texas
12 Michigan.

Arch accounts for 10 points in the 4th. Michigan gets special teams production with 4/5 kicks made at long ranges.

UM passes for 127 yards.

We will crush them, steal their identies, hold for ransom their family plan Spotify passwords and make them pee sitting down. 

 

Texas - 31

Michigan - 18

Passing yards - 187, 'cause we murdering bitches.

 


Halftime Texas 17 UM 3

FINAL 
Horns 41

Wool Marines 11

Wool Marines receiving 93, most in 4th quarter garbage time

Whup the shit out of them bitches and whup em again for shittin

Maize, Blue and Brown is not a good look

On 9/2/2024 at 10:02 AM, FloridaHorn said:

31-13 UT

 

UM passes for 172

I'll ride on your coattails. I believe you'll be the winner.

29 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:


Halftime Texas 17 UM 3

FINAL 
Horns 41

Wool Marines 11

Wool Marines receiving 93, most in 4th quarter garbage time

Whup the shit out of them bitches and whup em again for shittin

Maize, Blue and Brown is not a good look

 

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8 hours ago, Juicy said:

Michigan 20

Texas 17

Loveland 117 yards

Edwards/Mullings 94 Yards

The rest of Michigan 36 yards

reverse jinx?

 

Horns 31

Wolverines 20

Rec yd 192

I’m amending mine
Texas 33
Mich 19

Mich gets 221 (whatever it takes) pass yards.

TEXAS     34

Mishigun  17

Blue passing  173

 

Hook’em

\\m//

 

1 hour ago, JGrayDBU said:

Texas 37

MIch 36

 

Rec yards 299

Steve Brule GIF by MOODMAN

Texas 52

Michigan 17

167 passing yards

TEXAS     -  31

Michigan -  17

 

Michigan WR - 137 yards 

 

Let’s go fuck up the Big house .

 

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Texas: 27

Michigan: 20

UM receiving: 175 

 

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