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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)

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#251
Gotta feel bad for little brother @BarstoolTexasAM Join their conference and 3 weeks in we’re the #1 team in the country 😂😭

 

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    I'd rather stay behind Georgia until they come to Austin.  Same way I felt about being behind SC in 05.  I'd rather have something to prove than something to defend.

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    You say a lot of stupid shit and you do it at a rapid, voluminous rate. You’re like a shit howitzer, just fucking blasting the board with constant bullshit. 

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#252
5 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Surely we were #1 at some point in 09. Actually I guess Florida hung on to that till bama face raped them in the sec title game. 

Nope. Note once. Not in 2005 either.

#254

We're not even playing to full potential right now either. Offense needs a health-boost and a bit More time for chemistry to come to full boil, and we've got young contributors who will become major players once they come into their own. 

We're badass. Hook 'em.

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#256
2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I'd rather stay behind Georgia until they come to Austin. 

Same way I felt about being behind SC in 05.  I'd rather have something to prove than something to defend.

FWIW, we were #1 in the BCS standings for one week in 2005. It was the week before the Okie Lite game.

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#259
8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Nope. Note once. Not in 2005 either.

I think there was one week in 05 we were number 1. I remember my friends and I being all fired up about it. Think it was mid October or so. 

#260
Texas is No. 1 in the AP Top 25 poll for the first time in 16 years 🤘📈Is @TexasFootball officially back? 🔥👀

 

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#263

Future actual headline:

Texas Wins National Championship Game.  Are the Longhorns Back?

#267
2 minutes ago, Fletch said:

I think there was one week in 05 we were number 1. I remember my friends and I being all fired up about it. Think it was mid October or so. 

It was because for one week the computers loved us. We weren't ranked above USC in any of the polls.

#268

I’d actually prefer to stay 2-4 range through Georgia. After we beat them I’m fine with the 1 hole but wanted to keep the chip on your shoulder but oh well guess we will have to see this through all the way. We deserve it. Surly deserves it. 

#270
17 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Nope. Note once. Not in 2005 either.

We were ranked #1 in the first BCS standings of 2005 (aka the actual standings that counted) during the week of October 24th.

#273
Just now, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

We were ranked #1 in the first BCS standings of 2005 (aka the actual standings that counted) during the week of October 24th.

Ok fine.

The last THREE times we were ranked #1 in the regular season were 2008, 2005, and 1984. Still a really rare thing for Texas football.

#275
1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Ok fine.

The last THREE times we were ranked #1 in the regular season were 2008, 2005, and 1984. Still a really rare thing for Texas football.

So basically a national championship and two years where we were a freak play from winning the national championship (or was that 1983?)

#276
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

So basically a national championship and two years where we were a freak play from winning the national championship (or was that 1983?)

Yeab that was 1983. 1984 was the season we collapsed.

#280

Someone upthread said facetiously that #1 is the Arch effect. TBH I think there's something to it. The biggest reason for our rise is Georgia having trouble w unranked Kentucky, but I have to think voters saw us lose our Heisman contending QB, sub in our second stringer, and watch us put up 42 more points. That's not the Arch effect, but it speaks to just how deep and badass this ream really is. 

#282
4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

So basically a national championship and two years where we were a freak play from winning the national championship (or was that 1983?)

That was 1983. In 1984 we lost No. 1 after tying third-ranked blOU in a miserable downpour.

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#283
16 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Future actual headline:

Texas Wins third consecutive National Championship Game.  Are the Longhorns Back?

Corrected for silliness of those who ask the question

#284
14 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:
Texas is No. 1 in the AP Top 25 poll for the first time in 16 years 🤘📈Is @TexasFootball officially back? 🔥👀

 

No, Fox Sports, not yet.

As everyone knows, the King of The Kingdom of College Football is the only one who can officially decree which teams are "back" or "not back" and even then ONLY after the International Tribunal on Pigskin Endeavors has reached its conclusion. That won't be until mid-2027.

Amateurs.

#286

Sark and these young men have earned it. 

Also...LULZ aggy. You know they're pulling their pussy hairs out seeing us in our first year going to the #1 spot. It's orgasmic. 

#288
20 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Sparkie knows what’s up

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You can’t have an Aggie without a homophobic slur.

#289
1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

You can’t have an Aggie without a homophobic slur.

Sparkie called us u.t. instead of tu, does not check out.

#290

Back in the day, they would light the tower orange with "1" when the team was ranked as such during the season. Can't remember if they did this in 08 or not. Surly react!!!

#292
Just now, Jiggy-Z said:

Back in the day, they would light the tower orange with "1" when the team was ranked as such during the season. Can't remember if they did this in 08 or not. Surly react!!!

they did not do this in 08

#293
1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Who has aggy played?

 

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Notre Dame. Quality loss.

Twelf man, Ted Cruz, Karey Lake, sold out Kyle field, 107k screaming fans.

That's the greatest opening game loss in the history of opening games losses, stupid Sips.

#294
2 minutes ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

they did not do this in 08

Gonna need confirmation from somebody else besides the guy who uses his welfare check to purchase weed.

#296
1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The last time aggy was #1 at any time?

 

1957. Bear bryants final year where they went 8-3

 

 

67 years ago

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#297
4 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Gonna need confirmation from somebody else besides the guy who uses his welfare check to purchase weed.

Ok user Jiggy-Z, who can't read a quote tree

#298
6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

The last time aggy was #1 at any time?

 

1957. Bear bryants final year where they went 8-3

 

 

67 years ago

It depends.  Are you talking football or jerking off horses?

#299
18 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Sparkie called us u.t. instead of tu, does not check out.

He called us trans-u. Athanasius in the quoted text called us u.t. Do you even nested quotes?

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