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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)

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1 hour ago, Grande Mart said:

I think they’d probably use F-18 Super Hornets these days. Maverick and Goose ain’t walking through that door 

Fine, use the B model F-35. Don't care what they use, change the damn rules. Fly over it with some Corsairs. Still more firepower than the ACC.

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  • Bill Lumbergh
    Bill Lumbergh

    I'd rather stay behind Georgia until they come to Austin.  Same way I felt about being behind SC in 05.  I'd rather have something to prove than something to defend.

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    You say a lot of stupid shit and you do it at a rapid, voluminous rate. You’re like a shit howitzer, just fucking blasting the board with constant bullshit. 

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I’ll tell you what, Diego Pavia can play quarterback.  The Vandy defense won’t stand up vs the Texasrunning game, much less Sark’s schemes and wizardry but Vandy is a better team, and a better coached team right now than several SEC teams and AP top 25 teams.  I’ll be glad to eat this post after the Horns win in Nashville by 24 or more.  First, neuter them Dawgs and their coach poaching coach.  These are some Vegas line beating Horns!  My guys are 85% out of it but have a prayer if there’s a rspid and major turnaround.

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Just looking at this top 25, there really aren't that many somebodies you can play.

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The checked teams would be credible wins, but the unchecked teams could drop out of or to the bottom of the top 25 if they lose one game. It's a strange year. Only a few teams, including us, have been consistently good. I include Ole Miss because I think a win over them means more than their ranking indicates.

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Winsipedia tracks this as a relevant stat and will also show the dates in history in which the ranking occurred, for those interested in looking more closely. 

We have a lot of people who are going to get really scared about this game. Gonna need a mud hole post (and yeah- I know Georgia is too good for a traditionally mud hole post but we got one for Bama last year). 

It’s not the most important statistic but weeks at number 1 in the AP is kind of a thing I’m glad to be racking up a few weeks this season. If I recall VY 05 was always 2nd? 

I thought we broke through to #1 one week, then went back. Am I making shit up?
1 minute ago, tbone_ said:


I thought we broke through to #1 one week, then went back. Am I making shit up?

This will be our third week out of four at 1 this year. 

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2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


I thought we broke through to #1 one week, then went back. Am I making shit up?

One week in the BCS composite, I believe. 

5 minutes ago, troph said:

This will be our third week out of four at 1 this year. 

I think it’s 4 out of 5. 

 

18 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We have a lot of people who are going to get really scared about this game. Gonna need a mud hole post (and yeah- I know Georgia is too good for a traditionally mud hole post but we got one for Bama last year). 

One is coming. I thought about OU, but just couldn’t muster the personal concern. One is coming for this week, though. I’ve outlined the whines and rebuttals in my head already. 

2 hours ago, heso said:

Why does ole miss mean more than their ranking? Because they beat furman, mid tenn st, wake, GA southern, and SC? Because they played an overrated LSU team close?

Remove the check. It's no matter to me. They just seem more formidable than the dog shit around them in the polls. Mebbe I'm wrong.

This will be our third week out of four at 1 this year. 

I was responding to your question about the 05 team
1 minute ago, utee94 said:

As I recall, that season USC and Texas went 1 and 2 wire to wire.  So the first, last, and only time Texas was #1, was in the final poll.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_NCAA_Division_I-A_football_rankings

 

Yes. According to the AP. But, one week we jumped them in the BCS, and the media acted like we’d forced them to watch their daughter star in a snuff film. 

Well remember, that 2005 USC team was considered one of the most formidable fighting forces in history, so of course they would be ranked #1 until VY brought the thunder. 

9 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Well remember, that 2005 USC team was considered one of the most formidable fighting forces in history, so of course they would be ranked #1 until VY brought the thunder. 

I still think they were the better team

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1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

I still think they were the better team

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Hey, it was a hard-fought win, I mean loss. 

3 hours ago, Js1 said:

Maybe he has a crush on Lane Kiffin 

Who doesn't?

Anyone else catch the Joey Freshwater comment on Gameday?

7 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Anyone else catch the Joey Freshwater comment on Gameday?

Yeah, but that woman looks like a bird.

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Kurt, same dumbass, different newspaper . 
 

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7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Kurt, same dumbass, different newspaper . 
 

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He really is fucking stupid. 

10 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Kurt, same dumbass, different city. 
 

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Wait a fucking minute.. is @Beau Vine Graham or is it.. Kirk fucking Bohls?!?!

47 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Kurt, same dumbass, different newspaper . 
 

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51 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Kurt, same dumbass, different newspaper . 
 

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I'd love to see him try to defend this. Or maybe he's just trying to give Finebaum an aneurysm

38 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I'd love to see him try to defend this. Or maybe he's just trying to give Finebaum an aneurysm

Or he’s trying to generate outrage and clicks. Wannabe contrarian dipshit. I love the look on Sarkisian’s face when this clown asks a question. 

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

He really is fucking stupid. 

Fortunately for him, there are people even stupider, who apparently believe that hiring him to write stupid shit is a good way to keep newspapers relevant.

On 10/13/2024 at 3:26 PM, troph said:

It’s not the most important statistic but weeks at number 1 in the AP is kind of a thing I’m glad to be racking up a few weeks this season. If I recall VY 05 was always 2nd? 

Yeah this is our 4th week as AP #1 this season that ties the entire Mack Brown regieme (1 week 2005, 3 weeks 2008)

3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Or maybe he's just trying to give Finebaum an aneurysm

Nothing wrong with this approach imo

Yeah this is our 4th week as AP #1 this season that ties the entire Mack Brown regieme (1 week 2005, 3 weeks 2008)

I’m scared to death

2024 4 weeks
2008 3 weeks
2005 1 week
1984 2 weeks
1981 1 week
1977 6 weeks
1970 6 weeks
1969 4 weeks
1965 3 weeks
1964 3 weeks
1963 9 weeks
1962 2 weeks
1961 2 weeks
1946 1 week
1941 2 weeks
 

On 10/13/2024 at 1:24 PM, 89Horn said:

Penn St. are four spots from not playing a ranked team.  Agree though that after Saturday it will be a bit different.  Our schedule will then be on par with OSU’s, at that point in time.  Oregon beat Boise State, so I guess that makes their schedule better.

Penn St always fucking loses to Ohio State and at least another 2-3 losses. They're a fraud 

On 10/13/2024 at 2:04 PM, ApocalypseTexas said:

I get the votes for Penn State ahead of Ohio State but no one putting Penn State ahead is going to bet on Penn State to beat Ohio State 

See above. 

Not even remotely concerned about Georgia. Just like Michigan. We're curb stomping them. 

22 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

We have a lot of people who are going to get really scared about this game. Gonna need a mud hole post (and yeah- I know Georgia is too good for a traditionally mud hole post but we got one for Bama last year). 

usually I am, "welp, this will probably be the week" but....we finally have a D we can trust, fully.  If you have played 6 D1 opponents and are holding teams under 7 points with probably an average of 3 points a game of those 7 in garbage time you are fucking good.  I don't care who the opponents are.  If they are D1 that is all I need to know.

Imma hang my hat on that, which IMO has always been the way to a championship.

3 hours ago, chainsaw said:

I'd love to see him try to defend this. Or maybe he's just trying to give Finebaum an aneurysm

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10 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

2025 16 weeks (preseason, 12 games, 2 byes, CCG)
2024 4  11 weeks (+6 more games +CCG)
2008 3 weeks
2005 1 week
1984 2 weeks
1981 1 week
1977 6 weeks
1970 6 weeks
1969 4 weeks
1965 3 weeks
1964 3 weeks
1963 9 weeks
1962 2 weeks
1961 2 weeks
1946 1 week
1941 2 weeks
 

So let it be written, so let it be done

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Kurt, same dumbass, different newspaper . 
 

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I'm actually kinda shocked he has Texas #1 TBH.

Auburn @ Missouri (-4.5)
Oklahoma @ South Carolina (+3)
Alabama @ Tennessee (+2.5)
Texas A&M @ Mississippi State (+15)
LSU @ Arkansas (+3)
Georgia @ Texas (-3.5)
Kentucky @ Florida (+1)

Vegas thinks Bohls is a moron #shocker
 

2024 4 weeks
2008 3 weeks
2005 1 week
1984 2 weeks
1981 1 week
1977 6 weeks
1970 6 weeks
1969 4 weeks
1965 3 weeks
1964 3 weeks
1963 9 weeks
1962 2 weeks
1961 2 weeks
1946 1 week
1941 2 weeks
 

Now do aggy
1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Now do aggy

7 weeks
0 since Bear lost to DKR and left in 1957

On 10/13/2024 at 1:39 PM, mdmost said:

 

Unpossible. Military schools were not competitive in that era because they were busy fighting wars and were male-only. It is known. 

We're coming for you 1963 9 weeks!

59 minutes ago, n64ra said:

We're coming for you 1963 9 weeks!

I'm assuming even with the extended playoffs we still will only have 16 weeks of polls with the one coming out post CCG weekend and the final one coming out post CFP conclusion.

That means we could max out at 12 this year as long as we continue to win since we missed weeks (1-3, & 6) so far.

Isn't really poll related but I don't know a better thread to tuck it in.. holy fuq we tend to oscillate between great and busted dog shit
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1940-1947 dominance outside of 1946
1948-1958 rapid fire puke
1959-1983 the golden era minus DKRs mid 60s pre-wishbone melt & mid 70s malaise
1984-1997 two decent years in a morass of shit
1998-2009 the second golden age just way too short
2010-2022 two neutral years in a morass of shit
2023-beyond hopefully the 3rd golden age

Need to dig the winning % back up near the .7289 mark we peaked out at in 1983 vs this .704 dungheap we currently have.

Only need to win the next 128 games in a row ;-)

19 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Now do aggy

Sorry Art GIF

at least since 1939

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