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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)

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Back in 77 they didn’t do the 1 like in the picture above. The appendage at the top was on the the very top rather than the second from the top, kind of like a 7.

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  • Bill Lumbergh
    Bill Lumbergh

    I'd rather stay behind Georgia until they come to Austin.  Same way I felt about being behind SC in 05.  I'd rather have something to prove than something to defend.

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    You say a lot of stupid shit and you do it at a rapid, voluminous rate. You’re like a shit howitzer, just fucking blasting the board with constant bullshit. 

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14 minutes ago, PTINS said:

So many panty waist, beta 'cucks on here it is embarrassing. That includes all you "Seven win Steve!" Motherfuckers!!!  

ctj?

6 hours ago, Paul Wesley said:

Agree that Sark gets a ton of credit, and the "level up" in talent certainly wouldn't have been this dramatic with a lesser coach.

But we were definitely going to become more buoyant once we kicked off the anchor of Yormark's Big 12.  

Let’s not pretend that NIL isn’t also a factor. But yes, Sark deserves a ton of credit 

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Let’s not pretend that NIL isn’t also a factor. But yes, Sark deserves a ton of credit 

To that point, Sark seems to understand how to utilize NIL and the portal better than almost anyone. 

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

To that point, Sark seems to understand how to utilize NIL and the portal better than almost anyone. 

A lot of the credit for our success in NIL goes to names you'll see posting here on Surly.

16 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

A lot of the credit for our success in NIL goes to names you'll see posting here on Surly.

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6 hours ago, Paul Wesley said:

I could put this "told you so" observation on any of about 20 different threads, but I'm putting it here.  

For nearly four fucking years, every single fan of an SEC school that I know has made it a point to mention to me how "Texas is in for a big surprise," "Texas just doesn't have the linemen to compete in the SEC," "Texas doesn't have the depth to compete in the SEC," "It's a different caliber of athlete," etc.

etc, etc, etc

But here's the thing that none of those people took into account:  Once Texas joined the SEC, there were a whole bunch of 4- and 5-star kids who would have gone to an SEC school instead of one in the Big 12, but suddenly Texas is going to be signing those kids, because they no longer have to weigh the advantages (great city, alumni support, top-tier public university) against the disadvantage of playing in a 2nd-tier league.  

So yeah, the Texas teams of the Strong/Herman eras would have been outmatched.  For fuck's sake, they were often outmatched in the Big 12.  

I'm not predicting any kind of 17-0 seasons or whatever... the odds are overwhelmingly against that happening.  

I'm just pointing out that our detractors (and there are a lot) never took into account the fact that SEC Texas is likely to have a monster roster in a way that Big 12 Texas was never going to build.  

The fuck we aren't going 17-0, son. This team will curb stomp those pussies the rest of the way to the NC victory. Our offense is lethal and unstoppable, our defense in the run game is good, and our DBs have ascended to heights we haven't seen since 2000-2010 (thank you, Scotty Hazleton). Ball hawks. Our LBs hit like freight trains. Yeah, they miss the gap occasionally, but it'll get fixed. Thank you Nansen and Baker. 

Our only concern is RB. But so far they're dawgs and getting tan, rested, and ready to pile drive those mobile home living, dirty street urchins. 

NC = pussy

What does this team want? Pussy. 

Pussy is undefeated, man. Get with the program. 

2 hours ago, victory88 said:

Fuck yes.  I hope this team takes on the villain mentality bc we’re about to get a ton of hate from other fanbases.  Sark needs to become Darth Vader because I’m ready for us to fuck his up not only in the SEC but nationally.  These fucking assholes have had a decade of Texas is back jokes.  We’re back alright, go grab your fucking lube because this is going to be painful.  

Hell yeah. To all those bitches ahead of us, this is who we are now. This is what we are. 

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Let’s stay there longer than the 3 weeks the last time in ‘08
Not gonna happen, Bama and Georgia play before we play Georgia, winner of that game takes #1, and I'm ok with that tbh. I'd rather be #1 at the end of all this.

If Bama wins, I don't see them jumping from #4 to #1, but I can see them jump to #2. 3 spots would be ridiculous, even if it is a prime time game to watch. If UGA wins, they're jumping to #1 and us back to #2, which is fine. Either way it'll be a 1v2 match-up when we meet on Oct 19th (unless Bama wins then it'll be #1 vs #3/#4). 

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Just now, Funk Doctor Spock said:

If Bama wins, I don't see them jumping from #4 to #1, but I can see them jump to #2. 3 spots would be ridiculous, even if it is a prime time game to watch. If UGA wins, they're jumping to #1 and us back to #2, which is fine. Either way it'll be a 1v2 match-up when we meet on Oct 19th. 

Prettt sure we jumped from 4 or 5 to 1 when we beat OU in 2008. And that was with more of the season baked. 

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Prettt sure we jumped from 4 or 5 to 1 when we beat OU in 2008. And that was with more of the season baked. 

We also beat the #1 team, not the #2 team.

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Prettt sure we jumped from 4 or 5 to 1 when we beat OU in 2008. And that was with more of the season baked. 

I honestly don't personally remember that, but maybe they do. I just can't see it due to their struggle against USF, which I think will still be used against them. But who knows? I don't understand the AP Poll, anyway. 

11 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Aggy has been #1 in the AP poll for 7 weeks total in the history of the AP poll.

4 weeks in 1939, and 3 weeks in 1957. 

That's 7 total weeks in 88 years.

Shortest Pygmy

4 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Name any single year in that time span where we had a better QB room that what we have now. 

2005.

10 hours ago, Tx74 said:

Aggy is below four Big 12 teams.

So they *have* improved a little by moving to the SEC.

13 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Name any single year in that time span where we had a better QB room that what we have now. 

 

9 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

2005.

 

Just now, South Austin said:

 

 

I was at that one. My daughters still talk about VY high giving them on his way off the bus.

1 minute ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I was at that one. My daughters still talk about VY high giving them on his way off the bus.

I was too. My memory might be exaggerating, but I recall that Floyd Casey was about 70% burnt orange.

Just now, South Austin said:

I was too. My memory might be exaggerating, but I recall that Floyd Casey was about 70% burnt orange.

Sounds about right. We were on about the 25 yard line on that end of the field so we had a pretty good view of that particular play. 

20 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Name any single year in that time span where we had a better QB room that what we have now. 

I get what you're saying, but in my humble opinion, Vince Young plus any 2 backups would be better.

11 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I was too. My memory might be exaggerating, but I recall that Floyd Casey was about 70% burnt orange.

Yes it was. 
We bought two endzone tickets for $15 each from a guy outside the gate. 
After checking them out, we moved over to the 50 yard line about 3/4 the way up to the top.

The only full area of Baylor fans was the student section.

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9 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

The fuck we aren't going 17-0, son. This team will curb stomp those pussies the rest of the way to the NC victory. Our offense is lethal and unstoppable, our defense in the run game is good, and our DBs have ascended to heights we haven't seen since 2000-2010 (thank you, Scotty Hazleton). Ball hawks. Our LBs hit like freight trains. Yeah, they miss the gap occasionally, but it'll get fixed. Thank you Nansen and Baker. 

Our only concern is RB. But so far they're dawgs and getting tan, rested, and ready to pile drive those mobile home living, dirty street urchins. 

NC = pussy

What does this team want? Pussy. 

Pussy is undefeated, man. Get with the program. 

Hope you are right, because I’d love to have a new updated banner with another date or two on it for my UT mancave before I shuffle off.

 

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5 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Love VY. We are very fortunate he was incredibly healthy ‘04-‘05. 

Hell, any human would’ve broken an ankle against KSU in Austin. He walked it off. 

Any college QB room with him is better than any college QB room without him. 

19 hours ago, TexArcher said:

All we did was hold serve, really.

We worked the spread by 2 TDs with our 2nd string QB in the game. 

Didn't do anything crazy but we looked damn good. Again. 

9 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Prettt sure we jumped from 4 or 5 to 1 when we beat OU in 2008. And that was with more of the season baked. 

That was in part because #3 Missouri and #4 LSU lost on the same weekend.

51 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

I was at that one. My daughters still talk about VY high giving them on his way off the bus.

Huh? 

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Huh? 

Which part is confusing or what did I say that doesn’t make any sense?

“…high giving…”

Are you sure it wasn’t Ricky?

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6 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Which part is confusing or what did I say that doesn’t make any sense?

You might have left out a word.  Or maybe you were remarking that it appeared Vince had been smoking a doobie.

23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We worked the spread by 2 TDs with our 2nd string QB in the game. 

Didn't do anything crazy but we looked damn good. Again. 

We beat a shitty team by a lot.  In poll terms, that is holding serve.  You can't beat that team badly enough to get any kind of extra credit.

43 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Hope you are right, because I’d love to have a new updated banner with another date or two on it for my UT mancave before I shuffle off.

 

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Is that a VCR? 

Just now, South Austin said:

You might have left out a word.  Or maybe you were remarking that it appeared Vince had been smoking a doobie.

You’re right. Fucking autocorrect. High fiving.

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1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

I get what you're saying, but in my humble opinion, Vince Young plus any 2 backups would be better.

I have a friend that played in the SEC and has a son starting to get into CFB. They live in Texas and the kid is Texas fan to his father’s chagrin. They ask me yesterday, “who do you take, Vince Young or Ewers & Manning?”. My response was simple: “Vince Young is the greatest college football player to ever live.”

The dad rolled his eyes. Don’t care. We are nonetheless walking in some very high cotton right now.

You are correct, Vince Young is the greatest college football player of all time. It is known.

But right now in 2024, I'm definitely thankful to have both Ewers and Manning on the roster.  I said before the season that I expected we'd need them both.

 

 

I could be down with an NFL team in SA. The only names that would be remotely acceptable are.

The Chanclas

The Chon Chon

The Burros 

4 minutes ago, utee94 said:

You are correct, Vince Young is the greatest college football player of all time. It is known.

But right now in 2024, I'm definitely thankful to have both Ewers and Manning on the roster.  I said before the season that I expected we'd need them both.

Vince is the greatest indeed.  And I know all about "ifs and buts" and am stating the obvious, but as great as that 2005 team was, we got very lucky on the injury front, and if Vince went down for a stretch like Quinn has the past couple years, we may have dropped a game in that 2005 season.  So yeah, we're very fortunate to have a backup QB with a ton more talent than Matt Nordgren.

23 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Is that a VCR? 

Spectrum DVR

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Hope you are right, because I’d love to have a new updated banner with another date or two on it for my UT mancave before I shuffle off.

 

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You have many more years and we have many more titles ahead of us before you're gone from this mortal coil, my man. 

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2 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

You have many more years and we have many more titles ahead of us before you're gone from this mortal coil, my man. 

Heh… if it wasn’t for this wonderful cardiologist I woulda been dead 24 years ago. 
I am forever indebted to him.

 

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59 minutes ago, Rex Kramer said:

Was just about to post this. In ‘04 in Manhattan. I was convinced he had a severe sprain or break. He came back in and was totally fine in a comeback win.

I mean Austin, 2003. 

Play starts at 1:38:57.

Saving a clip/start time on my phone is baffling me, but still…

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Hope you are right, because I’d love to have a new updated banner with another date or two on it for my UT mancave before I shuffle off.

 

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That's a whole lot better than this.

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11 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Username checking out 

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Haven’t been following the thread, but in reaction to Texas being #1 for the next couple of weeks:


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Times like this are when we really reinforce the standard of what this program is all about.

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