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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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Came for the thread title. Wasn’t expecting that pic. Cruz is worthless but that photo is a dick move. 

17 minutes ago, swraith said:

Came for the thread title. Wasn’t expecting that pic. Cruz is worthless but that photo is a dick move. 

Ted Cruz's existence is a dick move

4 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

This is great

 

1, x/kill it with fire

I see Beto shit EVERYWHERE in the Piney Point/Hunter's Creek area. Gives me a smile every time.

I saw where his bastard child missed the game winning shot for Duke last night.  

that broad has a bad case of troll face.

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On ‎3‎/‎26‎/‎2018 at 8:23 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

I saw where his bastard child missed the game winning shot for Duke last night.  

I was at the Jazz/Nuggets game and his other bastard child - Grayson Allen - filled in for a hurt Donovan Mitchell. Cruz's kid is no Donovan Mitchell, thank goodness. 

Ted looks like he has swallows a lot of aggression,.......

 

along with a lot of pizzas.

On 3/25/2018 at 8:45 PM, deadshank said:

Meh

Check out the Nose on Ted.  We is morphing ever closer to Grandpa before our eyes.

 

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Right.  Lies from two weeks ago don't count.  Like rapes.

On his way to being Samwell Tarly.

 

On 11/21/2018 at 4:18 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

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3 hours ago, Celery Man said:

 

The button on his coat is under a tremendous amount of stress. A beard is not the only thing he grew.

On 11/15/2018 at 10:15 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

What else would you expect? These people are fucking cowards.

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I just love how this thread is only a page.  It's the only thing everyone in the CR can agree on.  We just nod our heads and move on.  

I saw Mark Shields speak last night in San Antonio. He told a story of Ted Cruz asking John McCain why everyone instantly hated him. McCain replied, "it saves a lot of time."

Ted Cruz doesn’t know how to clean a gun and thinks Hoppes # 9 smells “icky”

What’s over? This isn’t the Beto vs. Ted thread. Read better - this is the “Ted Cruz Is A Piece Of Shit” thread.

And that particular subject will never be over. Not even when he’s dead.

There will be chapters in history books titled “Ted Cruz Was A Piece Of Shit”.

On 11/27/2018 at 1:20 AM, Celery Man said:

 

Damn, he blowed up over Thanksgiving.

57 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Damn, he blowed up over Thanksgiving.

He doesn’t have to worry about weight again until 2023 when he officially start running for President again.  

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classic sitcom.

  he's thinking: semper fidelis.

  everybody else is thinking: simpering fool.

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He looks like that pervy grade level Earth Science teacher that’s on every high school faculty in America.

Y’all know who I mean.

The one at my high school was named Mr. Head.

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