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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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Y’all just happy it isn’t a wife beater under his dress shirt. 

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:


Cabover tractors are still a thing? I haven’t seen one in a long time.

If you keep an eye for them, they are still a lot more ubiquitous than you'd expect.  None of ours are cabover models, but I'd bet they're still 2-3% of the domestic truck fleet.  

And I don't wear a undershirt with dress shirts anymore.  I know it does actually keep you cooler, but invariably it comes out from my pants waist throughout the day and it's impossible to adjust with the dress shirt over it.  It's as irritating as Ted Cruz in a convoy.  I love that they had to stop down the block so one of his aides could put that hot mic on his lapel, then trek down the rest of the street to that "swarm" of admirers.  

I can't remember the movie, but there was a scene that spoofed the slow group clap from all the 80's teen flicks.  And one of the leads made some speech by a pool and the one guy starts the slow clap, then looks around and nobody else is joining in.  That's this one guy in the Cruz video. Anybody remember what movie I'm talking about?  I don't.

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right movie, but this is the scene I was thinking of...because just like the asshat in the Cruz clip, nobody joins in.  Plus the actor in this scene fucked Ted's wife:

 

I always figured undershirts were so fatties didn’t sweat through. 

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On 3/11/2022 at 11:11 AM, HenryJames said:

This ‘BJ and the Bear’ reboot looks even shittier than the original.

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3 hours ago, Brandywine said:

And that stupid idiot is representing Texas in the US Senate. 

And will get reelected every time he runs. He's political herpes...he ain't goin' nowhere. 

31 minutes ago, Lobo said:

right movie, but this is the scene I was thinking of...because just like the asshat in the Cruz clip, nobody joins in.  Plus the actor in this scene fucked Ted's wife:

 

Heidi fucked Clarissa? That’d be an interesting plot twist.

24 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I always figured undershirts were so fatties didn’t sweat through. 

And to act as a girdle.

~ fatty in training 

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1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Heidi fucked Clarissa? That’d be an interesting plot twist.

Go on, but slower this time. 

If you keep an eye for them, they are still a lot more ubiquitous than you'd expect.  None of ours are cabover models, but I'd bet they're still 2-3% of the domestic truck fleet.  
And I don't wear a undershirt with dress shirts anymore.  I know it does actually keep you cooler, but invariably it comes out from my pants waist throughout the day and it's impossible to adjust with the dress shirt over it.  It's as irritating as Ted Cruz in a convoy.  I love that they had to stop down the block so one of his aides could put that hot mic on his lapel, then trek down the rest of the street to that "swarm" of admirers.  
I can't remember the movie, but there was a scene that spoofed the slow group clap from all the 80's teen flicks.  And one of the leads made some speech by a pool and the one guy starts the slow clap, then looks around and nobody else is joining in.  That's this one guy in the Cruz video. Anybody remember what movie I'm talking about?  I don't.

I never, ever see a cabover out here, but our smog laws took old trucks off the road, and nobody makes new cabovers anymore. Not in anything bigger than a trash truck anyway

Where you at?  What you not seeing haulin’?

8 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I always figured undershirts were so fatties didn’t sweat through. 

It’s because no one wants to see your nipples through your shirt. 

38 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s because no one wants to see your nipples through your shirt. 

Or it could serve to provide a second shirt to ditch your first shirt to avoid arrest

bet there's a few posters in the shart thread that wished they wore an undershirt.

Full disclosure, team no undershirt because I don't shit myself.

bet there's a few posters in the shart thread that wished they wore an undershirt.
Full disclosure, team no undershirt because I don't shit myself.

Your time is coming pal.

Once again, the champion of traditional family values...traveling by himself to/from vacation because his wife is a whore and his daughters fucking hate him with the fury of 1000 suns.  

You're shit, Ted.  You're just shit.  Your former Chief of Staff said it best, "If he was just 5 or 10% more likable, we could have made him President."  I guess...it's a good thing you're an ineffectual cunt.  But it really does suck for family.  

I mean fuck Ted Cruz...always but the video clip doesn't exactly confirm the "out-of-control abusive..." accusation. 

Wait, so he was pissy about travel problems that delayed him getting back to DC just so he could ask about solar panels in a confirmation hearing?

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What'd you get that one for?  

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Holy shit... I just watched ol lyin Ted's opening statement at Jackson's confirmation hearing... what a pathetic,  pathetic man. 

Does he even believe the shit he says?  I mean,  it's obvious he purposefully says them,  but do you really think he believes them? Or is it all some kind of  ruse?

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18 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

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The tiny handprint is what turned this to eleven. 

He’s never going to be president, he’ll never sit on the Supreme Court, is he really willing to lose his kids over this stuff? He’s willing to go down in history as a racist piece of human garbage whose kids stopped talking to him the second they left the house? What’s his motivation now? Did he get syphillis or something that changed his personality from a manipulative asshole to just as asshole?

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

He’s never going to be president, he’ll never sit on the Supreme Court, is he really willing to lose his kids over this stuff? He’s willing to go down in history as a racist piece of human garbage whose kids stopped talking to him the second they left the house? What’s his motivation now? Did he get syphillis or something that changed his personality from a manipulative asshole to just as asshole?

trump happened. it's pretty much that simple

Nvm, video already posted

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4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yeah, several people who actually know how to post a tweet have already posted it in this thread.

You seem angry.

On 3/21/2022 at 10:28 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

I mean fuck Ted Cruz...always but the video clip doesn't exactly confirm the "out-of-control abusive..." accusation. 

It was enough that law enforcement had to get involved. I don’t think they usually get involved when someone is being friendly 

16 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

It was enough that law enforcement had to get involved. I don’t think they usually get involved when someone is being friendly 

that was just the officer, straight out of central casting, coming up to old lyin' ted, and, with tears in his eyes, profusely thanking cancruz for fighting for them, tirelessly, every single day.

1 hour ago, Satchel said:

You seem angry.

You seem sensitive.  

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

You seem sensitive.  

About?

2 hours ago, Satchel said:

About?

Being made fun of because you failed at embedding a tweet maybe?

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Being made fun of because you failed at embedding a tweet maybe?

Really? 

On 3/11/2022 at 10:06 AM, South Austin said:

I'm stealing that.

I'm stealing "squat humped."  Any relation to Hoboken Squat Cobbler?

52 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Really? 

Fwiw, everything beginning with the question mark was superfluous and unnecessary. That’s why it didn’t embed. 

11 hours ago, SKJ said:

Does he even believe the shit he says?  I mean,  it's obvious he purposefully says them,  but do you really think he believes them? Or is it all some kind of  ruse?

I've wondered about this a lot, and here's my conclusion: He believes some of it, but he knows stupid people believe all of it.  And more importantly, he knows that stupid people think he believes all of it, so they give him money and attention. His entire schtick began as throwing out whatever pathetic attention-seeking bullshit he could, and then the whole Freedom Caucus thing took off, so he latched on to that, and here we are.  Everything is calculated to generate the most attention/outrage/money/adulation/whatever.  He doesn't just think he's the smartest guy in the room; he thinks he's lightyears smarter than everyone else, which is why he struggles with empathy and other normal human interaction things.

Not that I've thought about the turd or anything.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Fwiw, everything beginning with the question mark was superfluous and unnecessary. That’s why it didn’t embed. 

Sounds like this means more to y’all than it does to me. But thanks, I guess.

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