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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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  • Wow I didn’t know that, not to be rude but is there a source on that?  I cannot imagine living with a national public figure for a parent, who not only spreads that hate to a huge audience but is also

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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/ruben-gallego-hurls-expletives-ted-002927543.html Rep. Ruben Gallego hurled profanity at Sen. Ted Cruz after the Texas Republican worried that Democrats and the media w

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15 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So he's not actually paying Marjorie Taylor Greene for footjobs then?  

I really never thought a simple line of text could make me nauseous at this point in my long time on the internet.  You win.  My stomach loses.

 

37 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Hey you put a beach in the background and you’ve got Rocky 3.

Notice how Ted doesn't even want to touch Walker?

Fucking olds.

(I'm an old, but not THAT old.)

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

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It’s still up because he can’t admit a mistake and no one cares if he did. State of Texas for you. And now he is reposting Traces. 

12 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

It’s still up because he can’t admit a mistake and no one cares if he did. State of Texas for you. And now he is reposting Traces. 

Wonder how long it will stay up.

 

No idea how true this is, but Ted’s social media firm supposedly cuts and pastes stuff after mass shootings.

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So he read the tea leaves and realized that DeSantis would embarrass the shit out of him.

 

On 11/26/2022 at 2:25 PM, tx 3 putt said:


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DIdn't this twat swear against term limits and say he wasn't going to come back for more than 2 terms?

32 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

DIdn't this twat swear against term limits and say he wasn't going to come back for more than 2 terms?

But things have changed, Sydney.  And even if Ted did say that, he'd deny it.

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

DIdn't this twat swear against term limits and say he wasn't going to come back for more than 2 terms?

You seem to have mistaken Ted Cruz for someone who has principles.

This is several weeks old, but didn’t see it posted.  Nothing surprising, but pretty funny to hear from the perspective of a member of Congress.

 

Jesus…I’m in Houston for work, just turned on the news: emergency response at Ted Cruz’s home. His 14 yr old daughter was taken to the hospital with self-inflicted stab wounds.
Fuck. That’s awful.

Ted taking the Herschel Walker loss hard and then this? 

https://bnonews.com/index.php/2022/12/girl-injured-at-ted-cruz-home/

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A 14-year-old girl has been taken to hospital after she injured herself at the Houston home of U.S. Senator Ted Cruz, according to police and local media. It’s unclear if the girl is his daughter.

 

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Ted may want to spend more time worrying about his own kid and not Hunter Biden. 

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Those poor kids deserve better parents.

I hope everyone is okay, and gets the medical attention they need.

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Yeah…his kids didn’t ask for this. I hope they can end up healthy and happy.

50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Jesus…I’m in Houston for work, just turned on the news: emergency response at Ted Cruz’s home. His 14 yr old daughter was taken to the hospital with self-inflicted stab wounds.
Fuck. That’s awful.

 

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No decent person, regardless of what they think about Ted, would wish that on any kid, or their parents.

My wife lost a teenage family member to suicide -- the pain is not temporary.

i dislike that this is even being reported on.

awful. truly awful.

i hope she can find the help she needs.

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5 minutes ago, troph said:

Hoping he would take this as a wake up call is probably asking too much. I hope she’s ok, I hope she gets help, and honestly I hope she gets the fuck away from him. 

You’re a better person than me.  I hope the girl recovers and gets the help she needs.  I hope Ted takes a look in the mirror and decides to eat a bullet.

1 hour ago, troph said:

Hoping he would take this as a wake up call is probably asking too much. I hope she’s ok, I hope she gets help, and honestly I hope she gets the fuck away from him. 

 

unfortunately his two girls have a horrible father

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That's the one who came out bisexual and has to live with his hateful rhetoric. I hope she gets the love and support she deserves.

2 hours ago, pacman said:

That's the one who came out bisexual and has to live with his hateful rhetoric. I hope she gets the love and support she deserves.

Not like her father is suddenly going to come around on mental health funding and resources. 

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1 hour ago, pacman said:

That's the one who came out bisexual and has to live with his hateful rhetoric. I hope she gets the love and support she deserves.

Wow I didn’t know that, not to be rude but is there a source on that?  I cannot imagine living with a national public figure for a parent, who not only spreads that hate to a huge audience but is also in a position of power to advance laws that discriminate against someone like his own child.  
 

I like to think that these people legit change when the leopards try to eat their own face, but let’s be real…his entire persona revolves around this and is probably key to yet another ambition on being president. 
 

Our 9yo boy has apparently shown a few signs that he may be gay, according to my educator wife who has taught/counseled a few over the decades.  He’s definitely not your rough/tumble/sports/etc boy, has mostly girls as friends, etc but we all know it’s too early to know and doesn’t matter anyway…the only reason I’d care is because assholes like Cruz want to make his life miserable, and I want him to be happy to avoid this exact kind of misery that leads someone with their whole life ahead of them to try to kill themselves.  
 

We take an active role in reading books, making comments and having discussions that people should be free to be in a relationship that suits them and their partner, whatever gender they feel is appropriate.  My son is an extremely kind, thoughtful, insightful, empathetic, calm (unlike his sister), gentle soul who loves all the world has to offer and I will go fucking nuclear if the GOP succeeds in making him feel like an outcast should he end up gay, non-binary, whatever he chooses for himself.  
 

I take no joy in little miss Cruz misery, but I sure hope Ted takes this to heart or his wife kicks him out of the family if he doesn’t.  But who am I kidding, nothing changes with those people.  
 

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2 hours ago, pacman said:

That's the one who came out bisexual and has to live with his hateful rhetoric. I hope she gets the love and support she deserves.

 I truly feel for her.  It has to be hell for her to have him as a dad. 

6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

 I truly feel for her.  It has to be hell for her to have him as a dad. 

It’s obvious they hate him, or at least how he uses them to protect himself. The Cancun thing, bringing them to the Astros parade hoping people would lay off him bc his daughters were there. They’re just a prop for him.

Also no doubt “family will be off limits” soon from Ted. Hunter would like Ted to stop talking about him too 

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I detest this pathetic excuse for a human, but no father should have to deal with their child attempting suicide. Hope she can find the help and support she needs. 

Poor young lady.  Hug your daughters extra tight before school today fellas, and tell them they are loved no matter what.  

Monsters are real and no girl should have to grow up with one.  

5 minutes ago, troph said:

That’s why I said I hope she gets out of there and away from him. 

Unfortunately shes 14 and and in Texas so….conversion therapy. Ted will win the 2024 nomination bc he successfully de-groomed his daughter, or something stupid 

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Unfortunately shes 14 and and in Texas so….conversion therapy. Ted will win the 2024 nomination bc he successfully de-groomed his daughter, or something stupid 

I didn't think about this, but you're probably right.  They're gonna try something like this, and the girl will be on suicide watch for another 4 years.  

Fortunately for her, he doesn't actually spend much time in that house.  It's a performative address.  He's usually on the road, in D.C., or in Austin.  Half the time he flies "home" to Houston, he discretely rides to Austin to work out of his office in the Pickle building and sleeps at his Chief of Staff's house in Steiner Ranch.  But obviously the girl hears him on TV and reads his rants online.  And when your own father tells the entire country that people like you are sick and not normal...but he won't hug you in person...I'm guessing that's a pretty awful cross to bear.  Poor thing.  She needs empathy and counseling and love.  Lots and lots of love.  Heidi for all her flaws is a good mother.  I'm imagining she is in the quite the hellscape this morning.  Even if she left Ted, it won't stop her daughter from having to endure the hatred he trades in for a living.  

I hope the kid gets the help they need and maybe get moved to other family members who can support them etc

fuck Ted Cruz and his believes on gays etc, the keeps on going against gays/lgbt, Mexicans etc and  his kids see how he is (I am sure he talks about this at home as well), fuck him cause he is hurting his own kids which is sort of leopards ate my face. He keeps spewing the lies that biting him and his family so ha ha 

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I don’t think any of us are prepared for how disgusting Ted will be in exploiting this to try to boost his presidential aspirations.

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

I don’t think any of us are prepared for how disgusting Ted will be in exploiting this to try to boost his presidential aspirations.

He will pull a Dick Chaney snd not mention gay people etc 

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Unfortunately shes 14 and and in Texas so….conversion therapy. Ted will win the 2024 nomination bc he successfully de-groomed his daughter, or something stupid 

Ted ain't winning the nomination in 24. As evidenced by the tragic turn in this thread, nobody likes that motherfucker.

He won't change his rhetoric, because it's the rhetoric of his party. As he has shown time and time again, Ted values party over country, and apparently family. It's all he has. The same party that immediately tossed him aside when he dared speak against orange Jesus in 2016. He chose Trump over family then, and he'll do so again.

Fuck Ted Cruz. He gets no sympathy from me. I hope his daughter recovers and ultimately receives the help she needs to lead a happy and productive life. And I hope Ted gets run over by Trump's campaign again. Like, literally by Trump's campaign bus on an urgent Mickey D's run.

34 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Ted values party over country, and apparently family.

Ted values Ted over party, country and family.

Not even joking but she should look into emancipation and being adopted by a better family that won't put her through all this christofascist bullshit

11 minutes ago, RPM said:

Ted values Ted over party, country and family.

100%. Ted looks out for Ted and that’s it 

No introspective from Ted that Heidi tried to kill herself running onto Mopac and his daughter just tried to slit her own wrists 

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