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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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4 hours ago, South Austin said:

If Trump is still alive and functioning just enough in 2028, there's no way he's giving Ted Cruz his endorsement.

Are you kidding?   Cruz would blow Trump.

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On 11/4/2025 at 3:55 PM, CTC2 said:

He has put on some weight. 

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The Texas program is loaded with maga cunts.  We deserve being shit.  

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I know, last year. Proving the carpetbagger title.

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6 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I know, last year. Proving the carpetbagger title.

I also think that Twitter account might not really be LBJ

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In case anybody was wondering....

 

 

That bitch ass shows up to every big game in Texas he can and then hides hoping for a win. He is a thin-skinned punk who is genuinely bothered by the fact he's a known bad luck charm and hopes for a win every time not because he cares about the Texas-based team, but because he wants to post shit online showing that they won even when he's there.

I mean we know of a winning percentage somewhere in the teens at best, based on how much he hides where he goes I'm starting to think he has been there every single time a Texas team loses to an out-of-state team since 2013.

16 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That bitch ass shows up to every big game in Texas he can and then hides hoping for a win. He is a thin-skinned punk who is genuinely bothered by the fact he's a known bad luck charm and hopes for a win every time not because he cares about the Texas-based team, but because he wants to post shit online showing that they won even when he's there.

I mean we know of a winning percentage somewhere in the teens at best, based on how much he hides where he goes I'm starting to think he has been there every single time a Texas team loses to an out-of-state team since 2013.

https://www.chron.com/sports/college/article/ted-cruz-curse-texas-am-football-21254357.php

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The resolution might not have passed, but Cruz's record with college teams is not sterling. Including the A&M and Longhorn wins earlier this year, college teams are 3-9 when he makes an appearance, including Texas' loss to Washington in the 2024 Sugar Bowl, and Texas Tech men's hoops loss to Virginia in the 2019 national title game. 

 

It doesn't have to be political at all. If Vince Young himself had the attendee record that Cruz does I would hope that UT would tell him he's the absolute fucking man and we love him, but why doesn't he catch our games from the comfort of his couch and this experimental 96" 16K TV we had the engineering department make for him. 

He needs to stay the fuck away from Miami...

At the UIL State games the past 4 days...

"Both teams lost the same game."

"What?"

"Ted Cruz was here..."

 

Dude is worse than the Mush in Bronx Tale. 

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11 hours ago, Iceman said:

He needs to stay the fuck away from Miami...

lol Ted won't go .... but Rafael Edward will

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