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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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On 9/10/2019 at 4:24 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

 but sweatergawd you ought to cower.

Shag vernacular has infected me too. This place is like the little ticket. It possesses its own jargon that requires careful use and studying. 

It's a confusion spell to cast upon the unaware and enlightening to others. 

 

Not going to double post. So I'll carry on. 

Make sure I have this right. Jacob Wohl has a front stoop press conference where he claims that the Proud Boys are his security, but which is subsequently vigorously denied, to announce that Ted Cruz is a sexual deviant,  of some sort.

I haven't read that far and don't really want to. But, I Really Don't Give a Damn what Ted does or doesn't like concerning getting his jollies. Well,  in most cases. There are lines. 

Will this help him like it did Warren?

She got a good laugh for a day or so when Wohl suggested that she was capable of causing scratches on a Marine. 

 

Ted Cruz: I know everything about the Constitution, so you should vote for me.

Also Ted Cruz: What's an emolument?

 

With the acknowledgement that Cruz is a piece of shit: he's doing a good job of going HAM on Boeing in the hearing that he's vice-chairing currently. Pretty much the first time I've seen him actually fight for oversight and calling out bad actors. 

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16 minutes ago, Captainant said:

With the acknowledgement that Cruz is a piece of shit: he's doing a good job of going HAM on Boeing in the hearing that he's vice-chairing currently. Pretty much the first time I've seen him actually fight for oversight and calling out bad actors. 

The guy is gangbusters when going after a company not in his state that hasn’t given him any money

  • 3 weeks later...

Wow, must be great to have time to tweet about farts and Elsie Stefanik.

Guess what Mr. Cruz? Texas is #1!

 

With around *5 million residents without health insurance (17.7% of the population), Texas leads the nation. The national champions out of all 50 states! But your charge that the economy is so great that people are using employer sponsored plans doesn't hold water because that rate did not increase. Keep working to drive more people to homelessness due to health emergencies so we can fill up the (what are we going to call them now?) homeless re-education centers.

When the 2020 census rolls around, I guess those undercounted populations will have miraculously disappeared and you will tout a Texas miracle, you weasel.

 

*Dallas Morning News: https://www.dallasnews.com/business/health-care/2019/09/10/here-s-how-many-texans-don-t-have-health-insurance-according-to-new-census-data/

  • 3 weeks later...

Anyone who voted for that smarmy little prick should turn in his Texas card. Those 15 seconds of him disingenuously lying with that smirk on his face makes me want to reach into the television and throat strangle the fucker.

This is not a game, Senator.

On 12/8/2019 at 11:04 AM, Message Board User said:

 

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On 12/8/2019 at 11:04 AM, Message Board User said:

 

"No, it's not the transcript, Senator.  At the very top, it says MEMORANDUM OF TELEPHONE CONVERSATION."

chuck todd finally finding a backbone the last couple weeks

ted doing his best to end it

 

(for reference)

 

 

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Someone photoshop Baby Yoda in the pose below (Ted in HS) and the circle will be complete:

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31 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That beard looks pretty good on him.

Way better than when Cruz shaved his pubes and pasted them to his face.

Anyone who voted for that smarmy little prick should turn in his Texas card. Those 15 seconds of him disingenuously lying with that smirk on his face makes me want to reach into the television and throat strangle the fucker.
This is not a game, Senator.

The Vulvarine keeps getting elected. With Louie and Abbott and your former Gov, I no longer worry when you bash Louisiana. Which is sad, as we need bashing.
2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:


The Vulvarine keeps getting elected. With Louie and Abbott and your former Gov, I no longer worry when you bash Louisiana. Which is sad, as we need bashing.

As someone who has split heritage between Louisiana and Texas.  I fart in both our directions.   Fucking depressing I come from such moronic populations. 

  • 2 weeks later...

 

I can’t wait until Ted returns the joke and says something about the gov’s worthless legs. 

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21 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

I can’t wait until Ted returns the joke and says something about the gov’s worthless legs. 

Cruz may be a worthless piece of shit but I don't see him rolling over his allies like the governor.

Troof.

The one good thing about Don Jr likely running in 2024 is that once again Cruz will be cockblocked from the GOP nomination by the Trump family.

 

Donald Trump: Ted Cruz's wife is a dog and his dad killed JFK. 

  • 2 weeks later...
45 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

You ever wonder if what he says versus what he's thinking is kinda like this:

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

He's such a pussy ass bitch.  He needs to get the fuck out of Texas and go back to Canada.  

1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

Religion.  What a fucking racket.  

27 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Cruz's relation to faith is that of a distant voyeur.

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Question: Is this guy (Eric Garland) legit or one of the new 'social media journalist' types? I'm not familiar with everyone in the info biz, but he had some intriguing comments regarding ol' Ted. AggregateIQ has links to Cambridge Analytica but in addition, Ted's campaign app was made by AIQ. Who was it on Surly that questioned the Texas Senate race results back when Beto ran? It may have been in a different thread. But hat's off to you if this is in any way accurate.

 

 

 

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THIS is the way the press corps should operate.  Hold these motherfuckers feet to the fire. 

 

11 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Question: Is this guy (Eric Garland) legit or one of the new 'social media journalist' types? I'm not familiar with everyone in the info biz, but he had some intriguing comments regarding ol' Ted. AggregateIQ has links to Cambridge Analytica but in addition, Ted's campaign app was made by AIQ. Who was it on Surly that questioned the Texas Senate race results back when Beto ran? It may have been in a different thread. But hat's off to you if this is in any way accurate.

 

 

 

Eric Garland is not a journalist nor reputable source. He's right sometimes, but broken clock etc

Fingers in Bolivia's coup:

https://www.salon.com/2020/01/24/cyber-rambo-how-a-us-army-vet-aided-the-right-wing-coup-in-bolivia/

The coup took place after Bolivian opposition leaders were recorded discussing "a plan for social unrest, before and after the general elections, with the aim of preventing President Evo Morales from remaining," according to audio clips published by the Bolivian outlet Erbol. One member of the opposition discussed being in contact with US Senators Ted Cruz, R-Texas., Marco Rubio, R-Fla., and Bob Menendez, D-N.J.

Fuckin Menendez. I know it's Jersey, but can't the Democrats there find literally one person less corrupt?

3 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

The irony of a bunch  couple of cuban americans and a cuban canadian meddling in another country.

Fixed.

  • 2 weeks later...

This article asks a salient question. Cruz said "I'm a Christian first, an American second ..."

Can you imagine if one of the Muslim members of congress said "I'm a Muslim first, an American second?"  Or if Bloomberg said "I'm a Jew first, an American second ..."

What's with the Christian privilege in the U.S.?

http://churchandstate.org.uk/2019/12/ted-cruz-im-a-christian-first-american-second-imagine-if-muslim-or-jewish-politician-said-that/


Article also points out that Cruz gave less than one percent of his salary to charity.

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