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Carpetbagging weasel faced smarmy little bitch, Ted Cruz

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9 minutes ago, abuelo gringo said:

I saw a lady with a shirt today that said "Feed Ted Cruz to a bear".  I later Googled the phrase, wondering about its origin.  No luck.  Many people are selling shirts, hoodies, etc. with this phrase on it, but the origin eludes me.  Anyone know?

Sounds like a solid idea 

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2 hours ago, abuelo gringo said:

I saw a lady with a shirt today that said "Feed Ted Cruz to a bear".  I later Googled the phrase, wondering about its origin.  No luck.  Many people are selling shirts, hoodies, etc. with this phrase on it, but the origin eludes me.  Anyone know?

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Now why would anyone want to do that to a bear?  

Bears because he's Canadian?

14 hours ago, abuelo gringo said:

I saw a lady with a shirt today that said "Feed Ted Cruz to a bear".  I later Googled the phrase, wondering about its origin.  No luck.  Many people are selling shirts, hoodies, etc. with this phrase on it, but the origin eludes me.  Anyone know?

Perhaps because he has obviously eaten all of the porridge and slept in someone else's bed?

On 10/5/2022 at 2:30 PM, Grade of D as in David said:

Why do they always play disco at their rallies? 

Because they have zero rhythm or soul so their only choices are disco, religious songs and top 40 pop tunes.

 

How could someone be that close to him without punching him in the mouth?
He’s going to jinx the Astros.  
 
Fucker needs a short that just reads "Local Sports Team".

Jesus God, that is one ugly patchy bearded fucktrumpet of a “man”.

I bet he smells like chicken mcnuggets, weak testosterone, and despair.

On 10/14/2022 at 8:15 PM, Bama Chick said:

Jesus God, that is one ugly patchy bearded fucktrumpet of a “man”.

I bet he smells like chicken mcnuggets, weak testosterone, and despair.

hurt people hurt people Bama Chick.  Hurt people, hurt people.  

Ted Cruz would go to Mexico to avoid a draft.  A draft - like, a literal cool wind blowing though his home.  Do not lecture us about woke military nonsense you draft dodger.  

How do we remove Cruz from the Senate for violating his oath of office?

 

On 10/14/2022 at 5:47 PM, atomheartbevo said:

He’s going to jinx the Astros.  

 

 

Where's a screaming foul ball when you need one?

 

 

edit: well fuck, looks like he's behind the net.

 

 

 

27 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

such a front-running cunt

And also behind-running cunt and a tie-running cunt.  Pretty much a cunt in any situation you can imagine.  

Ivy League graduate Ted Cruz criticizing Ivy League graduates for not using taxpayers' dollars as efficiently as he did for his campaign.

Cruz is sitting behind home plate for the yankee Astro game. I get to stare at him for the next 4 hours.  SMH. 

54 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Cruz is sitting behind home plate for the yankee Astro game. I get to stare at him for the next 4 hours.  SMH. 

That explains the score so far. 

1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Cruz is sitting behind home plate for the yankee Astro game. I get to stare at him for the next 4 hours.  SMH. 

 

I swear to God; he must have a closet full of nothing but Texas-based collegiate and professional team gear, so he can pander to whatever fan base he needs to.

Or he sends out some hapless assistant with an Amex the day before to get something from Academy.

 

 

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4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

anyone else notice he is always by himself at these events?

Who would voluntarily want to spend time with him?

I hadn't noticed him, and wish I hadn't clicked on this thread cause now I know he's there

13 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

One of the few times I agree with Yankee fans

What kind of cunt leaves a tie game in the sixth inning?

13 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

What kind of cunt leaves a tie game in the sixth inning?

He's still there leaving his slimy curse on the Astros. Unless that's some other fat, Grandpa Munster looking fuck in an orange shirt.  

16 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

What kind of cunt leaves a tie game in the sixth inning?

This one? You know, the type of person you can count on.....

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23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

What kind of cunt leaves a tie game in the sixth inning?

 

No, the horse turd is still there.  Must have needed to take a piss or something.

i assume this happens every time ted cruz darkens a door.  even people who vote for ted cruz hate ted cruz

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fuck this fucking douche. if you voted for ted fucking cruz, you need to be kicked in the balls, punched in your cunt. go burn in fucking hell ...

 

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